Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Not to be the incel on the forum but I don't actually trust these exes at all. If I could make sure the money went to the kids then I might donate to a GoFundMe, but these holes being at each others throats, sob story about alimony followed up by a GFM, etc? Rich hit me. No wait, I lift weights so he never did but he yelled once. But he hit his previous GF but he didn't. These women chose Rich. They looked at Rich and said "Yeah, lets spread that geneseed far and wide." I am not saying Rich was a saint - he was a drug fucked manbaby - but fuck these ladies too. Frankly, the kids might be better off if some of these mom's an hero'd and followed Rich.
 
1. Have kids.
2. Don't want to be a parent.
3. Don't want to pay child support
4. Kill yourself
5. ???????
6. There is no profit.

Fuck people who kill themselves. Cowards.
I don’t really agree with the last statement.
For some people who are fucked in the head or so, suicide feel like the only way out of a bad situation.
In lowtax case however, he didn’t want to pay child support so fuck him.
 
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I wish I'd paid more attention to Lowtax.
Not me. He story seems like a classic 'Rise-and-Fall' tales, of somebody who was in the right place at the right time to make big, but because his massive character flaws pissed all away. It's a story that only become interesting once it has ended and all the pieces can fitted into one another.
 
Not to be the incel on the forum but I don't actually trust these exes at all. If I could make sure the money went to the kids then I might donate to a GoFundMe, but these holes being at each others throats, sob story about alimony followed up by a GFM, etc? Rich hit me. No wait, I lift weights so he never did but he yelled once. But he hit his previous GF but he didn't. These women chose Rich. They looked at Rich and said "Yeah, lets spread that geneseed far and wide." I am not saying Rich was a saint - he was a drug fucked manbaby - but fuck these ladies too. Frankly, the kids might be better off if some of these mom's an hero'd and followed Rich.

You are not wrong and similar people tend to attract each other, I wouldn't be surprised at all if maplewife or chinkwife are assholes similar to Lowtax. The thing is, there were kids in the picture and Lowtax behavior was horrendous towards them. Also nobody held a gun to Lowtax' head and forced him to run off with some BPD strange or literally throw his wife and the kid out of his own apartment to move BPD mormon in. It's simply a thing a decent human being doesn't do, no matter what went down. There's ways to end a marriage in less white trash ways and less traumatic for the kids you have and besides cracking jokes it wouldn't have had the same effect on his life and reputation if he just got a normal divorce and then banged hookers later on or something. It's pretty clear that Lowtax simply didn't give a shit and always went the shortest way possible to fulfill his own desires, not giving a shit about the consequences for those around him. His suicide went down exactly this pattern too. Lowtax was a piece of shit and I can't feel sorry for him.

What truly is funny though is that he bit more off than he could chew with that crazy BPD woman and it literally destroyed his life. A tale as old as time itself. Don't stick your dick into crazy.
 
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Not me. He story seems like a classic 'Rise-and-Fall' tales, of somebody who was in the right place at the right time to make big, but because his massive character flaws pissed all away. It's a story that only become interesting once it has ended and all the pieces can fitted into one another.
Two years ago he was getting 170k a year from Patreon + whatever SA brought in for doing fuck all.
 
You are not wrong and similar people tend to attract each other, I wouldn't be surprised at all if maplewife or chinkwife are assholes similar to Lowtax. The thing is, there were kids in the picture and Lowtax behavior was horrendous towards them. Also nobody held a gun to Lowtax' head and forced him to run off with some BPD strange or literally throw his wife and the kid out of his own apartment to move BPD mormon in. It's simply a thing a decent human being doesn't do, no matter what went down. There's ways to end a marriage in less white trash ways and less traumatic for the kids you have. It's pretty clear that Lowtax simply didn't give a shit and always went the shortest way possible to fulfill his own desires, not giving a shit about the consequences for those around him. His suicide went down exactly this pattern too. Lowtax was a piece of shit and I can't feel sorry for him.

What truly is funny though is that he bit more off than he could chew with that crazy BPD woman and it literally destroyed his life. A tale as old as time itself. Don't stick your dick into crazy.
Yeah, none of Poor Richard’s exes are credible witnesses. They willingly let Lowtax fuck them and willingly have his child. They have some screws loose for sure. But there are enough common threads backed up by evidence that shows he is garbage as a person.

This nigga threw away $15,000/month on Patreon and all the ads and tenbux on SA just to fuck some fugly BPD Mormon cokewhore half his age. Like Icarus flying too close to the sun, he reached too far and ended up an hero and a sad, pathetic faggot.
 
Not to be the incel on the forum but I don't actually trust these exes at all. If I could make sure the money went to the kids then I might donate to a GoFundMe, but these holes being at each others throats, sob story about alimony followed up by a GFM, etc? Rich hit me. No wait, I lift weights so he never did but he yelled once. But he hit his previous GF but he didn't. These women chose Rich. They looked at Rich and said "Yeah, lets spread that geneseed far and wide." I am not saying Rich was a saint - he was a drug fucked manbaby - but fuck these ladies too. Frankly, the kids might be better off if some of these mom's an hero'd and followed Rich.
I never read up on his divorce drama because it was depressing, but I have read enough to know his exs seem like awful people who are all probably BPD trainwrecks.

I mean look at the Canadian's post about his suicide. "I didn't want to reveal this stuff because I'm a good person, but you'll understand I'm such a victim I have no choice." Entirely self-pitying. Fuck her. I pity their children.
 
Man I was on SA back in the 2000s, I liked joining in the MSPaint threads. I remember the E/N subforum, basically goons post threads asking for agony aunt/uncle advice on the understanding that people will mock them if they think they deserve it but will give advice and support. There was one guy who lived with his wife and neglected young daughter and baby son in a filthy trailer with rotting floors full of cats and his kewl leet epic gaming PC setup that he'd spent more money on than on his home for the family. CPS had taken the kids and he was asking E/N if he could get any money from suing them. Not just if he could get the kids back, you understand, if he could get paid in the process.
Well, the goons were furious with him and told him what a deadbeat piece of shit he was. He went quiet for a while and then returned months later to say he realised how selfish he'd been, he'd cleaned up the trailer, was taking his work and studies seriously, got the kids back and was taking his parenting seriously too and looking after them, CPS were checking in and had said they were satisfied. He and his wife turned their life around, got help, took responsibility and took good care of the kids, and he was much happier himself as a result too. And the goons congratulated him and told him to stick to it and he'd be grand, and it was a nice happy ending.

Lowtax had access to far more support, connections and resources than that guy did. He could and should have done the same, seeing a clear example of a shitty dad being called a shitty dad and changing himself into a good dad right on his own forums, it was a guide for everything he should've been doing. Instead he suicided and now he'll never be a good dad OR be happy or healthy himself again. Rotting trailer goon was a better role model than Lowtax.
 
To his credit he was in the right place and right time and did the most important thing you can do, which is provide a platform and stay out of the way(for the most part). Unfortunately his laziness was the cause of his rise and downfall. Considering SA was ruled by various off forum factions of IRC autists,, old lady feminist autists, and eventually tranny autists, each of which was progressively more sanitizing and worse. I don't have anything against him for his online presence but offline he was a piece of shit. I hope he gets what he deserves, which is the best you can say about anyone.
 
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