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Translation: I'm not mad! Let me show you how not mad I am by responding to a guy I blocked and dissing him from behind a block. That'll show him. I'm not mad, by the way.
Give me money.
DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2
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Translation: I'm not mad! Let me show you how not mad I am by responding to a guy I blocked and dissing him from behind a block. That'll show him. I'm not mad, by the way.
Give me money.
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Philip "I mock you and block you" Burnell strikes again. Fuck me just imagine how small your knob has to be to block someone and still feel the need to have the last word. He's almost forty years old and acts like a teenage girl on her period.
I'm a big fan of Keem because I love drama but at this point he's just bringing attention to a scammer. If he wanted to really rustle Phil's jimmies he should talk about his scams and leaked spending. Just imagine Phil's meltdown if Keem makes fun of him for begging but also wasting tens of thousands of dollars on a mobile game.
Glad to see that Philip "I have thin skin so I need to drink gin" Burnell took the bait and is feeling like a big man, the prestream will be great. Can't wait to hear how he fucked Keem, and totally won you guys.
Phil is most likely going to hit $200 today on the first stream because he has been hyping the whales for weeks now about GTA.
Please let him only get $75 or less, it would be too funny.
Please let him only get $75 or less, it would be too funny.
SomeoneLikeMYFATHER
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I love how Phil says “there are other ways to reach me”. Nobody watches your fucking content besides retards and trolls - no one knows how to reach you outside of Twitter. It’s insane how someone who is so glued to social media fails to see how it works. This is how YouTubers communicate with each other not via hotmail.com. DSP is such an ape it is astounding - I hope people bring up his missed job opportunity from the only person on earth who would have hired him.
snort inquisition
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should be "block you and mock you" burnell because he always blocks first
gaarashatan
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natural growth
well you see, he doesnt need to interview you phil, cause we already know how that would go, your resume and interview would fucking bomb. so honestly him saying hire and bypassing all that is a thumbs up for you phil
get a job
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Oh no Phil, you got baited and blocked too early here.
After 16 years, at least he learned to block before the hit. Maybe by the time he's 50 he'll get the timing down.
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Add 'running a business' to the things he doesn't know the meaning of (not that we didn't know this already). Apparently, you can only hire people that walk in and want to work. You can't offer them a job...........especially if you need said job. lol. He is so screwed.
Well, just like his claim to ever read the farms.
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DSP is fat, has jowls, speaks with low test and is a secret homosexual.
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I would argue that nobody misses the SoK. Not even the SoK themselves ACKACKACKACKACK
Also jfc 10000 pages please never lose the plot, fellows.
David Davidson
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I'd believe Keemstar would actually offer the dude a job. You know the hate views would be insane! Too bad he is a coward and hides behind the block button. Nothing he could do I guess.
Also happy 10k+1
Also happy 10k+1
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Ah easily the worst catch up in kiwi farms history, bad even for DSP thread when there's nothing going on but people still shitpost for ten pages overnight. Just posts of 10k crap, nothing but that. Wish it had all been moved to a retard containment thread. The thread is already so huge it's unmanageable but to add in that the mega thread is also so overused there might as well not be the other threads and it might as well not be a subforum because tards here spam this thread and none else. The truest pain of following DSP aren't the quiet times but that the autism vortex stretches so far it lands squarely here also. So you must wade through it for content updates.
I especially like the ones of 2021 accounts implying they've totally been lurking the entire history of the thread. Who the fuck needs to flex in post or lurk history?
Edit: of course I'm immediately neg rated by a 2021 and 2020 accounts. Go ahead and disagree, you're free to just know that not all parts of kf are as autistic and insufferable as this thread gets every couple years. Just ask around or explore other cow threads beyond this and offtopic threads like political or coof related like new people tend to.
I especially like the ones of 2021 accounts implying they've totally been lurking the entire history of the thread. Who the fuck needs to flex in post or lurk history?
Edit: of course I'm immediately neg rated by a 2021 and 2020 accounts. Go ahead and disagree, you're free to just know that not all parts of kf are as autistic and insufferable as this thread gets every couple years. Just ask around or explore other cow threads beyond this and offtopic threads like political or coof related like new people tend to.
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SkippyLongbottom
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Congratulations Kiwifarters. Now I don't feel like I'm missing out on much when I look at the page counter and have only 7 more pages to go through when it's this low of a number.
Imagine waking up and forgetting what 9,000th page you were on.
Imagine waking up and forgetting what 9,000th page you were on.
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Be civil. Don't get angry over DSP. If you need to tell people you're better than someone, you're probably not.
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It's a bold restructure for Keem's business. With Phillip there it wouldn't be making any money so he could re-brand as a non-profit charity. Technically accurate.
...missed a lot in a few days. I bailed before he played Forza Horizon 5. Was hoping to come back to some epicness. He played for a few hours and didn't do 1 race. Somewhat disappointing. As is life.
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At this rate, Phil is just ASKING to get a level of exposure the likes of which he hasn't had to deal with. I would wager that if Keem wanted to, he could force Phil to delete his Twitter from the sheer amount of trolling. Not even the pigroach has enough time to block THAT many people. Champions doesn't whale out on its own, after all.
My favorite part about this is that you can tell Phil got really tilted at the suggestion (which Keem didn't put out, Phil read it on his own) that he can just be bought like that. You can tell because Phil felt such a powerful need to assert himself as someone who isn't a complete whore with no standards. Little does he realize how much he displayed his awareness of exactly what kind of pathetic loser he really is, and how much it probably contributes to his heavy drinking these days. He knows he'll do anything for a fucking dollar, and the only thing that would've kept him from accepting some gacha funds from Keem is the fact that it would mean being accountable, which Phil fears. Not hates, FEARS.
Only Phil could have the last word but give his opponents the last laugh.
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Null is letting us have one (1) DSP emote - please head over to my thread and vote on which we will use OR create your own and post it in that thread! The emote with the most votes will be used!
The Penultimate Warrior
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GTA Remastered first impressions seem to be pretty rough, and you still have to restart missions if you die. Looks like salt will be back on the menu boys.
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That's a relief, I think he was hoping for derp easy like his other games recently.
King of Hateful Slurs
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Oh man those DSP copium tweets from 3am are so good. Another sleepless night for the piggy staying up thinking of all the bridges he burned.