Wizchan / Assigned Male Accidental Merger

[RP 520]

I'm more amused that she's calling the fact that most people are heterosexual an "agenda".

She's officially the flip side of the loons that claim there's a "gay agenda"

Wait, doesn't this mean by implication that some sort of "homosexual agenda" exists?

If there ever was anyone with some sort of nefarious gay/trans agenda it would be Sophie.

 

[historical-pharmaceutical]

Multiple times but I'm too chicken to do myself injury and I have taken a lethal dose of pain pills and didn't die and I took the lethal dose of sleeping pills but I just woke up 3 days later and couldn't sleep for a week so I don't actually think I'm immortal but I do legit fear it. I think I'm probably the only person in the world to actually fear immortality I looked it up there is no word so I had to invent one Immortalisaphobia. I know it's not real and that someday I'll die but the fear still lingers. There are so many times I should have died that I didn't so many times I've been lucky so many times I should have been seriously injured but had barely a scratch. The fates are keeping me alive for something but I know not what yet.

Cue the Late ratings, but

You fucking idiot. It's hard to lethally dose yourself on painkillers unless they've got acetaminophen in them as well. But the aceta takes awhile to properly fuck your liver up and kill you. OD'ing on opiate/opioid or derivitave painkillers is a terrible way to try and off yourself, and a lot of accidental ODs on them are from mixing them with other respiratory depressants or from people with weak lungs. How many did you take? What mg? How far apart? And how did you get your grubby child-molesting fingers on them? Why didn't you try harder?

A fear of immortality is actual common. Don't try and set yourself apart from people in "nice" ways. You're already special enough from wanting to fuck little kids.

Fate is keeping you alive so Big John can rip your ass asunder in jail.



EDIT
He keeps throwing bisexuality around, and I've honestly never felt so ashamed in my life. Bigots have nothing on Jim-Jam.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

Cue the Late ratings, but

You fucking idiot. It's hard to lethally dose yourself on painkillers unless they've got acetaminophen in them as well. But the aceta takes awhile to properly fuck your liver up and kill you. OD'ing on opiate/opioid or derivitave painkillers is a terrible way to try and off yourself, and a lot of accidental ODs on them are from mixing them with other respiratory depressants or from people with weak lungs. How many did you take? What mg? How far apart? And how did you get your grubby child-molesting fingers on them? Why didn't you try harder?

A fear of immortality is actual common. Don't try and set yourself apart from people in "nice" ways. You're already special enough from wanting to fuck little kids.

Fate is keeping you alive so Big John can rip your ass asunder in jail.

Is it wrong to laugh at someone who tried to off themselves with drugs that ain't laced with acetaminophen? (It takes three days for your liver to get screwed from it. It's relatively common, too. Could have played the "I didn't realize" card. He just can't think shit through)


Bitch can't even off himself.

 

[historical-pharmaceutical]

Is it wrong to laugh at someone who tried to off themselves with drugs that ain't laced with acetaminophen? (It takes three days for your liver to get screwed from it. It's relatively common, too. Could have played the "I didn't realize" card. He just can't think shit through)


Bitch can't even off himself.

There are so many more easily accessible prescription drugs someone could off themselves with more easily. I almost want to throw him a bone and offer suggestions, but that's too A-Loggy.
And I think it's only wrong to laugh if the person in question had any redeemable traits.

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

There are so many more easily accessible prescription drugs someone could off themselves with more easily. I almost want to throw him a bone and offer suggestions, but that's too A-Loggy.
And I think it's only wrong to laugh if the person in question had any redeemable traits.

I think he's too prideful to off himself.

 

[SpacePanther]

A picture from his Facebook.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

A picture from his Facebook.View attachment 54861

 

[Pinkamena Diane Pie]

You've just insulted potatoes.

 

[SpacePanther]

 

[AnOminous]

She's officially the flip side of the loons that claim there's a "gay agenda"

It's almost like people are dumb as shit and when you get them together in groups, the stupidity goes asymptotic.

 

[moorhen]

A picture from his Facebook.View attachment 54861

Look at that t-shirt.
I bet it's a woman's t-shirt to hold his heaving bust.
Do you think he likes 'big boobies' because they make him feel better about his giant man tits?

 

[BILLY MAYS]

@James Terry Mitchell Jr try using "royal water" or "king's water" for suicide

 

[APerson]

Anyone think our lovely childfucker is slightly boobs-obsessed?
EDIT: He's trying to be subtle. On an unrelated note, all of us Farmers are incredibly attractive. And this is also from a kids book, so more child-attracting there!

 

[Dismaying Tree]

Anyone think our lovely childfucker is slightly boobs-obsessed?

Tits are nice and everything but...overkill. It's like he's permanently in heat or something.
Probs because his potato face drives all self-respecting women away.

 

[Rin]

EDIT: He's trying to be subtle. On an unrelated note, all of us Farmers are incredibly attractive. And this is also from a kids book, so more child-attracting there!

Well, that explains why James is such an uggo.

 

[Trombonista]

I feel like James needs an appropriate avatar. Anybody have any suggestions?

Don't we have a picture of his face? Use that.

 

[yeast god]

There are so many more easily accessible prescription drugs someone could off themselves with more easily. I almost want to throw him a bone and offer suggestions, but that's too A-Loggy.
And I think it's only wrong to laugh if the person in question had any redeemable traits.

I think someone of his size is going to have a hard time offing himself with drugs anyway. He would need a large amount of drugs at high dosages.

Like if you're gonna try to kill yourself that way, it's incredibly easy to get cyanide in pill form.*

Or just eat copious amounts of salt like the Chinese.**

*i am in NO WAY implying he should kill himself and I am in NO WAY suggesting a way to do it

** again, but really this way is so much simpler. And easier access.

 

[Positron]

Stop sexualizing normal childhood behavior already, Monsieur Pédo Labelle.

 

[CWCissey]

 

[BILLY MAYS]

Anyone think our lovely childfucker is slightly boobs-obsessed?

Heh, "slightly". Go have a look at his reddit accounts, he's obsessed with everything porn. I needed to scrub my mind after seeing his reddit.

He's trying to be subtle.

That explains how I can't stand to look at his face, he's having thoughts of fucking children everyday!