Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

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Killing himself is the only good thing Lowtax has ever done. The guy was an entitled faggot and twofaced liar, but at least he gave the middle finger to his opportunistic vulture ex-wives on his way out. Now they're shit out of luck and will whine and probably e-beg online for money to buy whatever dumb shit crazy bitches waste their money on. All while claiming it's for the poor kids (it's not).

Kind of weird that the censorship-happy liberal lowtax became just another casualty of the family court system.

The target was 17k this morning, then it went up to 30k and now it's at 60k.

Imagine if this is all a scam and he's not really dead, the ultimate troll.

 
Man I was on SA back in the 2000s, I liked joining in the MSPaint threads. I remember the E/N subforum, basically goons post threads asking for agony aunt/uncle advice on the understanding that people will mock them if they think they deserve it but will give advice and support. There was one guy who lived with his wife and neglected young daughter and baby son in a filthy trailer with rotting floors full of cats and his kewl leet epic gaming PC setup that he'd spent more money on than on his home for the family. CPS had taken the kids and he was asking E/N if he could get any money from suing them. Not just if he could get the kids back, you understand, if he could get paid in the process.
Well, the goons were furious with him and told him what a deadbeat piece of shit he was. He went quiet for a while and then returned months later to say he realised how selfish he'd been, he'd cleaned up the trailer, was taking his work and studies seriously, got the kids back and was taking his parenting seriously too and looking after them, CPS were checking in and had said they were satisfied. He and his wife turned their life around, got help, took responsibility and took good care of the kids, and he was much happier himself as a result too. And the goons congratulated him and told him to stick to it and he'd be grand, and it was a nice happy ending.

Lowtax had access to far more support, connections and resources than that guy did. He could and should have done the same, seeing a clear example of a shitty dad being called a shitty dad and changing himself into a good dad right on his own forums, it was a guide for everything he should've been doing. Instead he suicided and now he'll never be a good dad OR be happy or healthy himself again. Rotting trailer goon was a better role model than Lowtax.
Jesus, it seems like it was yesterday that I was reading that thread, expecting it to end with a reveal that it was some kind of joke, but nope, it was all real. Those kids are prolly adult by now...
 

Your son kills himself. Do you:

a) Stop in shock and grief, contact your grandchildren to see if they're ok, inform family members, search your soul to see if you could do anything differently?

or

b) Send an email to his ex-wife blaming her for his death before the body is even cold?

Welcome to Clan Kayanka.
'The apple doesn't fall from the tree' is not just saying, but a truism. As does the reality of assortative mating. "Don't stick your dick into crazy", while sound advice, ignores that the fact that the dick-sticker is often just as crazy and they both like it that way.
 
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He and his wife turned their life around, got help, took responsibility and took good care of the kids, and he was much happier himself as a result too. And the goons congratulated him and told him to stick to it and he'd be grand, and it was a nice happy ending.
If Richard had done anything similar, I'm pretty sure most people on this site would have been amazed and supportive. Instead, he did. . .well, he did what he did. What a completely worthless asshole. I wish I believed in Hell, because he belongs there.
 
Can't pay taxes if you're dead
I feel like the family is gonna starve to death and suffer insanity, not because he killed himself. Because they have no one to support them or help them in anyway. Lowtax is a careless sociopathic self-retarded asshole with no excuses to make. Someone needs to help the family out.
 
Your son kills himself. Do you:

a) Stop in shock and grief, contact your grandchildren to see if they're ok, inform family members, search your soul to see if you could do anything differently?

or

b) Send an email to his ex-wife blaming her for his death before the body is even cold?

Welcome to Clan Kayanka.
How about an option C? People are alleging that she's sending messages to people promoting the fundraiser for Lowtax's daughters:
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MY NAME IS REGINALD P. LINUX AND EVER SINCE MY WIFE DIED I'VE BEEN VERY DEPRESSED. THIS IS WHY I HAVE BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE HOUSE OF MY DREAMS BUT AS A PHILIOSOPHER ONCE SAID BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR BECAUSE YOU JUST MIGHT....GET IT.
He wished he killed himself. And this is it.
 
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Your son kills himself. Do you:

a) Stop in shock and grief, contact your grandchildren to see if they're ok, inform family members, search your soul to see if you could do anything differently?

or

b) Send an email to his ex-wife blaming her for his death before the body is even cold?

Welcome to Clan Kayanka.
That is 100% what a parent would do though, if your child was going through a giant divorce and killed themselves as a result you certainly would lash out at who you thought was responsible.

Do any of you niggas have parents? They're not gonna fuckin peer into a snowglobe and go soul searching.
 
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