DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%

  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%

  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%

  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%

  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%

  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%

  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%
  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
So now he's kissing the game's ass so hard if I didn't know any better I would think there should be a disclaimer on the bottom "paid actor portrayal" but at least he stopped saying "60 frames" he's also so slowing turning into the OG, MC WiggerSydePhil, he really may slip an drop the N bomb with the hard R.

How many streams till he starts making fun of how horrible it looks, starts complaining about bugs and starts parroting what people have talked about since it unlocked last night. I say either 3 or the first stream he doesn't hit the vest goal.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
Its mind-blowing that he's made his content so drawn out and filled with delays. Does anyone even remember early bits era? Do you guys remember when he started dragging out gameplay by standing around or setting the controller down and it was this big wtf but now it's normal.
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He has to do that, so he doesn't too quickly finish the piss easy games he plays.

After the easy games run out, he'll have to play one of the harder ones like Metroid Dread & he will not be doing that!

He'll be milking Forza Horizion, spamming the rewind button until the next big, but also piss easy games comes out.
 
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Si vis pacem para bellum said:
Because it's part of his feedback loop. Many do it to sneak diss or try to get him to rant etc. Really we don't need that. He fucks up his own life and encouraging people to do the reddit style "fuck up their life" detracting is just dumb, creates static in the feed of shit going on with him. If you don't give him something superficial to rant about he rants about more interesting/revealing things ala Minecraft and Pubg eras. Being in his chat makes his chat busier than it should be. It helps him to have more viewers, it helps him to have more chatters. And plenty of these people who are clearly detractors still suck his nuts to avoid bantown which feeds his authority fetish as well as is them being subservient to the pig. If we just weren't around and he was ruining his own life while we laughed it's significantly more feelings of helplessness. But instead he gets people like that to ban, and snowkarls.
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Tbh, the only reason I watch through him is because the only mirror stream I know of is Dark Dave and it's fucking obnoxious as hell listening to random, meaningless sound drops. If @Piece of Peace does a mirror, I watch that because I prefer someone who restreams with actual commentary instead of just 'zany' Phil drops, but he usually just does night streams. If there's a day stream alternative to DD, I'd watch that.
 
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detractorKarl said:
Wait is Karl really banned? Haven't watched the pig's streams for quite a while.
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SnowKarl is confirmed banned, was on stream that he posted a superchat that he knew about 13k in earnings and 5k expenses, a mod slammed that hammer down and PhilPig was rid of the competition in his own chat since nearly every denthead liked him

Poor little $1.50 bitch wasn't enough big league for the whales and Philip clearly doesn't miss or care about him
 
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NursezillaX said:
Tbh, the only reason I watch through him is because the only mirror stream I know of is Dark Dave and it's fucking obnoxious as hell listening to random, meaningless sound drops. If @Piece of Peace does a mirror, I watch that because I prefer someone who restreams with actual commentary instead of just 'zany' Phil drops, but he usually just does night streams. If there's a day stream alternative to DD, I'd watch that.
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the channel is called Raw DSP
hosted by the same guy as DDM
 
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NursezillaX said:
Tbh, the only reason I watch through him is because the only mirror stream I know of is Dark Dave and it's fucking obnoxious as hell listening to random, meaningless sound drops. If @Piece of Peace does a mirror, I watch that because I prefer someone who restreams with actual commentary instead of just 'zany' Phil drops, but he usually just does night streams. If there's a day stream alternative to DD, I'd watch that.
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There's a channel called Raw DSP Archive thats just a vanilla restream. Whoever runs that if you're here; I wish you'd add DSP's chat like the obnoxious DD stream please then yours would be the best
 
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Aaaand just like the ME playthroughs, we have to listen to Phil constantly yapping about how revolutionary it is for a game to run at... 60 frames per second
I'm already bored.
 
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Derich 2nd of coomland said:
But I would like to have a few streams with nobody trolling just to get a measure of just how dead his streams actually is, my guess is that just a few streams like that would rattle his ego quite a bit and make for some fun panic.
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This would provide so much incredible freaking out and is what I always hope will happen: a few days in a row with no detractor audience, zero 'troll' tipping or Superchats (I assume those are probably the main source of detractor income for him).

If not for his incredible sense of narcissism that tells him that him and his tens of thousands of hours of garbage content are too important to the world to check out, Kat would probably find him hanging from the shower rod (shower itself still unfixed).

Hell, without attention from the trolls, even the people who actually like him would probably start to give less. Too many idiots though who want some weird kind of attention from giving him a few bucks, that add up to a lot, and thinking that's somehow 'trolling' him for it to ever happen though.

SomeoneLikeMYFATHER said:
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST - 2 HOUR PRE-STREAM. He just loaded up the fucking game lmfao. I genuinely believe he gets tired/winded when he plays games.
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I remember an old Tevin video where he said that even after years of watching it, he was still always amazed at how Phil can just talk endlessly with nothing to play off of. He said that he talked a lot because he had the DSP videos to respond too / talk about, but Phil can just sit there and talk for literally hours without there being some kind of main premise or focal point. It's so true and so crazy to watch, the guy barely stops outside of needing to snort. He does repeat the same shit day after day about the ways in which people can give him money and how everybody but himself is responsible for all of his problems and that takes up a lot of the time, but he can drone on about pretty much whatever. It is genuinely impressive.
 
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