E Beggars on Twitter / Social Media E Beggar General - "Pay for FUCKING EVERYTHING"

[toilet_rainbow]

Oh really? I need to double check how that worked out for this person:

update: we're a big girl thread now whooo

 

[Valkorion]

The first two pages of the thread were enough to make me wish for World War III.

 

[Accept Only Substitutes]

Do these retards know that actual women grow some facial hair too?
Why can't he just shave it regularly?

Five o'clock shadow. Clocks him*. What trannies need is an epilator. No beard shadow because the root is removed. Takes four to six weeks to go back. Given enough usage the hair will get thinner and eventually not grow back all (says every 40 year old woman who obsessively plucked their brows to non-existence in the 90s).

But hardly any tranny will go that route because using an epilator on your face, especially the mustache area fucking hurts. But women like waxing and epilating because it's fast and lasts a long time. A little pain once a month is easier than shaving daily.

* among other things

 

[toilet_rainbow]

If you're donating socks and shit to the homeless, why not just ask for socks and shit?

 

[What the shit]

If you're donating socks and shit to the homeless, why not just ask for socks and shit?

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Because meth>socks and shit.

 

[Trombonista]

Introducing Jasmine Marsh (Twitter: @pidmon), an Australian orbiter of Lou Gagliardi. Greg, uh sorry, Jasmine is another persistent e-beggar.

Let's see activity from the past week.

Jasmine loves to be rewarded for carrying out day-to-day activities like washing their clothes or dishes that the rest of us do after a long day at work, actually earning money without second thoughts.
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Random usual just asking for money, for no reason at all.
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Always seems to have a headache, usually it's fixed by buying expensive home delivered food like Sushi from Menulog (An Australian DoorDash type service)
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More money (In USD, no less) for absolutely nothing.
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Old Jas here always complains about having no food, but unusually nothing to drink either. (Obviously hasn't worked out you can turn on a tap and drink the perfectly fine water.)
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Someone must have paid Jasmine to finally do the dishes
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More whining about Menulog... (Jasmine, your USD would go further if you actually spent it on some groceries and didn't rely on a delivery service.)
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This will be a big one, once she get's the ball rolling
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Woe...
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Spoiler: PS: Here's 'Jasmine'

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You could literally go back years and find hundreds of beg posts like the ones I've shown you from just the past week.

Spoiler: Bonus from 2019

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ETA: This guy is getting $629.50 per fortnight as tardbux as a single person. Just to humour myself, I just worked out like what I could probably afford to live on if I was truly starving. I ran the prices through my local supermarket to see what I could come up with. Not shit I would ever eat usually, some is probably unnecessary and they were the cheapest brands available, but it's do-able, even if you're grifting for it.
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You can easily afford to feed yourself, breakfasts, lunches and dinners for at least a week with less than $50 per week AUD. (Sure, it would get boring and probably is not the best nutrition wise, but far more assured to get a meal and something to eat and drink than relying on takeaway food grifting!)

As soon as I got to the "need money for drinks" part, I knew this guy was going to be a water-averse fatass.

 

[unidentified code]

Does that mean he's had run ins with ICE?

 

[♦️ King of Diamonds ♦️]

What- no mention of Certified Grifter of the Year (TM) Nick Rekieta in the OP?

 

[theshep]

What- no mention of Certified Grifter of the Year (TM) Nick Rekieta in the OP?

Rekieta is a grifter, no doubt, but he actually provides a service in return. That service might be questionable, but he does. People pay him for his often drunken commentary. I've never seen him ask for money for nothing, like basically all of the other cretins in this thread seem to do.

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Does that mean he's had run ins with ICE?
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Isn't your boyfriend a drug dealer? Pretty sure the police aren't harassing you because you're black.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

Does that mean he's had run ins with ICE?
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Doubt it. They're just a weirdo who is writing their opinion on ICE to the post that makes it seem like the original story has to do with them.

Ah. A good thing to get with someone with two DUI's.

What, did he act like a drunk asshole again?

Isn't your boyfriend a drug dealer? Pretty sure the police aren't harassing you because you're black.

Doubt it. I'd still put it more to him being a drunk person who is dodging courts and getting in run ins with the cops over his delinquint drunk behavior. It's more common.

 

[What the shit]

Doubt it. They're just a weirdo who is writing their opinion on ICE to the post that makes it seem like the original story has to do with them.

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Ah. A good thing to get with someone with two DUI's.

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What, did he act like a drunk asshole again?




Doubt it. I'd still put it more to him being a drunk person who is dodging courts and getting in run ins with the cops over his delinquint drunk behavior. It's more common.

ACAB when they pulled me over for drunk driving and probably going over the speed limit.

 

[Mary the Goldsmith]

You know what fuck it I'm gonna quit my job and beg for money on the internetz I'll say its to pay for my gender sjrgery or whatever but in truth spend it all on hookers

 

[Fish Fudge]

This is horrific to read through. Christ.

More than that, I'm flat-out shocked to see so many of them raise so much. Who the hell donates to these people?

 

[Valkorion]

This is horrific to read through. Christ.

More than that, I'm flat-out shocked to see so many of them raise so much. Who the hell donates to these people?

My best educated guess would be people who hold the same asinine views as the e-beggars, but unlike them, have found gainful employment somehow or have a to share. You know, woke bleeding-heart leftists.

 

[Dolphin Lundgren]

This is horrific to read through. Christ.

More than that, I'm flat-out shocked to see so many of them raise so much. Who the hell donates to these people?

Really stupid people.

Speaking of stupid people:

I just don't even know what to say to that.

Time for some Tumblr begs:

That art is really shitty though.

I'd rather not donate to this person.

I don't know. Paint over it.

Seriously? LOL.

I'm not donating any money because these fuckers were too lazy to get their dishes properly done to let them stack up, okay.

 

[Least Concern]

I'm not donating any money because these fuckers were too lazy to get their dishes properly done to let them stack up, okay.

What the fuck. If their girlfriend needs emergency dental surgery, why not make that the sob story instead of "uwu basic housechores are hard! uwu"

 

[osooolemiiio]

I just don't even know what to say to that.

Why say when you can do. Like... buy a nice set of sushi / a combo of (whatever your fave fast food is) and re-read their pleads while enjoying every bite in the comfort of your home. ^_^

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Everyone give me money so I can smoke a big fat blunt tonight. My family is dying

 

[KiwiFarmerSimulator2021]

I refuse to be responsible for prolonging someones suffering by donating to a GFM. The worse they make it sound the more i hope for their suffering to end asap.