Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

[VoidFace]

The video that's from,where he admits he threw a glass at the wall, he blamed it on too much caffeine. I have never been able to wrap my mind around that excuse. I run on caffeine, a few of my friends are just as addicted to caffeine as me, and none of us have been violent, especially in a restaurant, with a girlfriend, because there was a guy with two girls, and he assumed they were all fucking. I know he's retaraded and all, but that excuse is even batty for him . That video is a gold mine.

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Personally I can’t have caffeine, even a small amount, because it turns me into a giant ball of anxiety; for some reason caffeine triggers a powerful response in me. But never have I, or the other people I know who have a similarly strong response, ever become enraged or violent because of it.

So even if Lucas did have a strong response, know that he’s still full of fucking shit on the violence front.

 

[Svetlana Helsinki]

I’m sorry, but just to revisit the whole Wern getting a job thing…it’s the holiday season. He can get hired like anywhere retail as a seasonal worker, especially somewhere like Target or Walmart, where they hire the disabled, and there’s a good chance if he doesn’t fuck up, they’ll keep him on.

 

[VoidFace]

I’m sorry, but just to revisit the whole Wern getting a job thing…it’s the holiday season. He can get hired like anywhere retail as a seasonal worker, especially somewhere like Target or Walmart, where they hire the disabled, and there’s a good chance if he doesn’t fuck up, they’ll keep him on.

If anywhere hires him it will be Walmart, as a greeter. That’s assuming he could come across as reasonably coherent, or not putrid smelling, in the interview.

And the moment he creeped on little girls, something he would do immediately, he’d be gone.

 

[mothman96]

The Freaks broken brain in 3 days goes from talking shit about military people to "feminist" virtual signaling "females are our equals in the battlefield".

The Freak is so inferior he does not qualify to part of the men he is equating with the women.

 

[Fanatical Pragmatist]

The Freaks broken brain in 3 days goes from talking shit about military people to "feminist" virtual signaling "females are our equals in the battlefield".

The Freak is so inferior he does not qualify to part of the men he is equating with the women.

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I'm pretty sure the ex-military with PTSD & physical wounds from actual have no sympathy for the fat, jobless, pedo bumcel crying because teenage girls wont fuck him.

 

[VoidFace]

Indeed, Nick, indeed.

 

[mothman96]

I’m sorry, but just to revisit the whole Wern getting a job thing…it’s the holiday season. He can get hired like anywhere retail as a seasonal worker, especially somewhere like Target or Walmart, where they hire the disabled, and there’s a good chance if he doesn’t fuck up, they’ll keep him on.

If anywhere hires him it will be Walmart, as a greeter. That’s assuming he could come across as reasonably coherent, or not putrid smelling, in the interview.

And the moment he creeped on little girls, something he would do immediately, he’d be gone.

Even if he held himself back from outwardly creeping on young girls, he'd still be eye raping every girl that catches his pervert eyes. I'd rather just have his unemployed ass rot at Mallon Place.

 

[HullDown]

ETA:
He "designed" his 10th board game in 1 day and ordered it off the internet. The Freak is passing himself off as broke but has the money to order the game.
Imagine a teen girl walking home from friends house after dark and runs into the Freak.
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This game sounds exactly like what you'd get if you fed a dozen pages from different rulebooks to an AI and told them to write a complete one. I don't know if I like the idea of throwing two dice and getting a result of 1 more, or the fact that you are supposed to have 12 cards in your hand for the entirety of the game, but the cards are only used to determine the first player. What an exceptional individual.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

Today I learned that there’s a fish called a hornyhead chub. Everything about it, from its name, to its vacant eyes and gaping mouth, reminds me of Lucas. They probably smell similar, too.
Edit to add: this fish is apparently useful as bait, so in the grand scheme of things, one of these minnows is more useful than Lucas.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Even if he held himself back from outwardly creeping on young girls, he'd still be eye raping every girl that catches his pervert eyes. I'd rather just have his unemployed ass rot at Mallon Place.

I truly cannot see him getting past the first interview, especially if the interviewer was an attractive young woman.
He would start going off about AOC and his magic sperm, and have to be escorted off the property by security.
He also wouldn't bother to bathe or tend to his appearance in any way, and think he's plenty good.

 

[WonderWino]

If anywhere hires him it will be Walmart, as a greeter. That’s assuming he could come across as reasonably coherent, or not putrid smelling, in the interview.

And the moment he creeped on little girls, something he would do immediately, he’d be gone.

I doubt he'd pass even the most cursory interview. All the interviewer would have to do is ask him the question 'why do you want to work at walmart?' and he'd blurt out something that would raise all kinds of red flags. and like you said, if by some miracle he did somehow manage to pass the interview he'd never last past the first day. He'd get creepy on someone. Leer at a little girl, say something stupid and likely show up utterly reeking for not having showered and get fired.....leading to an inevitable 'you can't fire me bigots! I quit!' chimpout leading to an arrest and another commitment . Hell I wouldn't put it past him to do something even stupider like try to slip a teen girl a creepy note while working as a greeter. Can you imagine the shitshow that would start for walmart? When it got out that someone with lucas's history was hired as a greeter and went on to use his position to do the same thing all over again as a greeter it would make international news and be a PR nightmare for walmart

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I doubt he'd pass even the most cursory interview. All the interviewer would have to do is ask him the question 'why do you want to work at walmart?' and he'd blurt out something that would raise all kinds of red flags. and like you said, if by some miracle he did somehow manage to pass the interview he'd never last past the first day. He'd get creepy on someone. Leer at a little girl, say something stupid and likely show up utterly reeking for not having showered and get fired.....leading to an inevitable 'you can't fire me bigots! I quit!' chimpout leading to an arrest and another commitment . Hell I wouldn't put it past him to do something even stupider like try to slip a teen girl a creepy note while working as a greeter. Can you imagine the shitshow that would start for walmart? When it got out that someone with lucas's history was hired as a greeter and went on to use his position to do the same thing all over again as a greeter it would make international news and be a PR nightmare for walmart

And I'm positive that if he did get hired at Walmart, Target, or anywhere else, someone would let his employer know about the Starbucks incident and his IG and other SM.
Just the Starbucks thing would get him let go.

 

[Zoomer Bae]

I doubt he'd pass even the most cursory interview. All the interviewer would have to do is ask him the question 'why do you want to work at walmart?' and he'd blurt out something that would raise all kinds of red flags. and like you said, if by some miracle he did somehow manage to pass the interview he'd never last past the first day. He'd get creepy on someone. Leer at a little girl, say something stupid and likely show up utterly reeking for not having showered and get fired.....leading to an inevitable 'you can't fire me bigots! I quit!' chimpout leading to an arrest and another commitment . Hell I wouldn't put it past him to do something even stupider like try to slip a teen girl a creepy note while working as a greeter. Can you imagine the shitshow that would start for walmart? When it got out that someone with lucas's history was hired as a greeter and went on to use his position to do the same thing all over again as a greeter it would make international news and be a PR nightmare for walmart

I imagine that with his domestic violence charge and internet presence, any company would also be concerned about liability if he harassed or assaulted a customer or employee.

 

[Twrx]

I imagine that with his domestic violence charge and internet presence, any company would also be concerned about liability if he harassed or assaulted a customer or employee.

My ex-wife has a dv conviction. The last time I spoke to her, she kept saying the conviction was preventing her from getting any job, like not even Walmart, which she left on good terms well before her finally being arrested for DV. She's pretty fucking stupid, but not to the level of the freak, so he pretty much has zero job prospects, outside of being one of those guys that stand on a corner spinning a sign around for some cash for gold scam.

 

[Poop Shoot]

He would never be hired outside of day labor and he’s not the laboring kind of guy.

Besides he expects everything to be given to him. He’ll just continue to get fatter and rot, and bitch about no one giving him the life he wants to live.

 

[Jeep1971]

My ex-wife has a dv conviction. The last time I spoke to her, she kept saying the conviction was preventing her from getting any job, like not even Walmart, which she left on good terms well before her finally being arrested for DV. She's pretty fucking stupid, but not to the level of the freak, so he pretty much has zero job prospects, outside of being one of those guys that stand on a corner spinning a sign around for some cash for gold scam.

Sorry to sperg but I have a conviction from 15 years ago. Selling alcohol to a minor. I was a store clerk and it was a decoy cop. I did my probation, never been in trouble but I still have to apply to the court to remove the conviction if I want any decent job. It sucks because the courts are backed up rn here.
Any corporate employer frowns on any crime,although most can overlook misdemeanors.

 

[Da Dude123]

My ex-wife has a dv conviction. The last time I spoke to her, she kept saying the conviction was preventing her from getting any job, like not even Walmart, which she left on good terms well before her finally being arrested for DV. She's pretty fucking stupid, but not to the level of the freak, so he pretty much has zero job prospects, outside of being one of those guys that stand on a corner spinning a sign around for some cash for gold scam.

Ah ha ha ha! That would be hilarious to see that. Lucas spinning a sign on the street. LMAO! Tax season is right around the corner. There is a tax preparer in my area called "Liberty Tax Services". They hire hobos to dress up in a statue of liberty costume and wave at cars on the street and dance around and humiliate themselves to promote their business. Lucas would make a good, portly, statue of liberty.

 

[SteveGoatman]

My ex-wife has a dv conviction. The last time I spoke to her, she kept saying the conviction was preventing her from getting any job, like not even Walmart, which she left on good terms well before her finally being arrested for DV. She's pretty fucking stupid, but not to the level of the freak, so he pretty much has zero job prospects, outside of being one of those guys that stand on a corner spinning a sign around for some cash for gold scam.

I imagine he would need to either get a job through a "placement" agency that specializes in getting people jobs who have criminal histories or cognitive impairments etc, or directly apply to a small company that churns through people pretty fast and doesn't bother to do checks outside of "do they have a pulse?".

I strongly suspect it will never happen regardless, but it does make me at least a tiny bit curious if his sudden lack of walking (shuffling) around money will get him to at least be a little more serious about finding a job. Despite his socialism posturing, Lucas absolutely wants nice things like fancy-ish food and weed etc. If he's truly left with almost nothing after Mallon place, and his phone bill, it's a change for him and I wonder how he'll adjust.....(spoiler alert, the answer is....badly).

 

[Cheesegirl78]

I imagine he would need to either get a job through a "placement" agency that specializes in getting people jobs who have criminal histories or cognitive impairments etc, or directly apply to a small company that churns through people pretty fast and doesn't bother to do checks outside of "do they have a pulse?".

I strongly suspect it will never happen regardless, but it does make me at least a tiny bit curious if his sudden lack of walking (shuffling) around money will get him to at least be a little more serious about finding a job. Despite his socialism posturing, Lucas absolutely wants nice things like fancy-ish food and weed etc. If he's truly left with almost nothing after Mallon place, and his phone bill, it's a change for him and I wonder how he'll adjust.....(spoiler alert, the answer is....badly).

Why doesn't he get an Obama phone?

They get smartphones, unlimited text and data, and so on. Do they not have the program in Washington state?

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

Why doesn't he get an Obama phone?

They get smartphones, unlimited text and data, and so on. Do they not have the program in Washington state?

Lucas said he tried one and said he didn't know how to use it. I have one and don't see any differences than a regular phone plan, other than Obama phones are old shitty equipment. And in NY and I think most states now (probably all the blue ones), all Obama gibsmedats plans are unlimited data and everything now, so there's no reason for Lucas not to use it.

Lucas could get a job if he really wanted to. There's programs for disabled folks to find one, and employers have incentives to hire us. The problem is there's very little incentive for Lucas to get a job, especially at this point of his life where he's going to lose a foot soon, he'd have to learn to drive, etc...