Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

Joe Shmo said:
Yes from over in the other thread, it was going to be like $6500 in alimony plus the child support on top of that, and the remaining "half" or so of the SA sale money as a lump sum.

If he hadn't blown most of SA sale money already, he could've banked his half to ensure making those alimony & support payments for the next few years.... but this is Lowtax we're talking about. And I think there was also still some outstanding tax liens against him? He was basically fucked financially no matter how you slice it.
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That, and Lowtax had saved money before the sale. Even with his retarded lifestyle and owing over $100k to the state of Missouri in unpaid taxes, there was money that existed and whatever he had while he was still married is considered his wife's legal property as well. Apparently he was originally ordered to pay $350 per month for the youngest daughter, and has been paying for his other two daughters as well and that was also revised in court earlier this year I believe. I strongly suspect that the $350 amount was based on total lies, as the court was asking for his bank statements and Rich was trying to act like he didn't have them and they could never be recovered. The judgment that caused him to end it all was when the court had settled the truth of the matter and had already garnished some money from him as he was pulling a commonly used tactic of getting rid of all of his money so his evil wife and deceitful 5 year old daughter couldn't have any. Remember he also tried the one where he didn't have income anymore because the site was sold so he couldn't pay child support either (that does not work). In the end the court determined that he owed his ex wife whatever he had left, as he had already spent the majority of HER property before we got here. Alimony payments were probably set so high @ $3500 per month for two years because he still owed her money he had already spent after the lump sum of what was in his court ordered escrow account plus much more

But I'm basically paraphrasing what Ashli told us and some of @waffle 's posts, he's the guy that has access to court records that the general public can't get.

MGTOW, cope seethe and dilate that wives have a right to their own property. Don't want this to happen to you? Don't get married. Don't have kids. Don't fuck women. Don't talk to women. Go your own way and leave women alone forever and then you will never again have a problem with women. Kiss my ass and die mad about it.
 
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Sweet Yuzu said:
Only a piece of shit father kills himself bc he has to actually support his own offspring. Good riddance.
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I remember when Anthony Bourdain killed himself I thought he was just as much of a piece of shit because he had a daughter. The faggots were completely apoplectic when one of their shlubby, scummy, weak-willed and overrated heroes faced even minority criticism from folks like me.

As for Lowtax, to paraphrase Macgruber, "Rich Kyanka, dead at the age of who the fuck cares."
 
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Sabrina said:
That, and Lowtax had saved money before the sale. Even with his retarded lifestyle and owing over $100k to the state of Missouri in unpaid taxes, there was money that existed and whatever he had while he was still married is considered his wife's legal property as well. Apparently he was originally ordered to pay $350 per month for the youngest daughter, and has been paying for his other two daughters as well and that was also revised in court earlier this year I believe. I strongly suspect that the $350 amount was based on total lies, as the court was asking for his bank statements and Rich was trying to act like he didn't have them and they could never be recovered. The judgment that caused him to end it all was when the court had settled the truth of the matter and had already garnished some money from him as he was pulling a commonly used tactic of getting rid of all of his money so his evil wife and deceitful 5 year old daughter couldn't have any. Remember he also tried the one where he didn't have income anymore because the site was sold so he couldn't pay child support either (that does not work). In the end the court determined that he owed his ex wife whatever he had left, as he had already spent the majority of HER property before we got here. Alimony payments were probably set so high @ $3500 per month for two years because he still owed her money he had already spent after the lump sum of what was in his court ordered escrow account plus much more

But I'm basically paraphrasing what Ashli told us and some of @waffle 's posts, he's the guy that has access to court records that the general public can't get.

MGTOW, cope seethe and dilate that wives have a right to their own property. Don't want this to happen to you? Don't get married. Don't have kids. Don't fuck women. Don't talk to women. Go your own way and leave women alone forever and then you will never again have a problem with women. Kiss my ass and die mad about it.
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ITS SOMETHIN THAT YOU NEED TO HAVE
'CAUSE WHEN SHE LEAVE YO ASS SHE GON' LEAVE WITH HALF
 
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I have fond memories of Lowtax, and the content he put out, but I also understand he was problamatic.
Part of his charm was the being an early edgelord, and he kinda knew how to dance a fine line ... mostly.

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I have read "don't stick your dick in crazy" more times than I can count. This story is a good example of why we should also say "don't let crazy stick its dick into you." crazy men want to knock you up way more often than is advisable, and will leave you with the wreckage of whatever bullshit they do to warp the children.

Richard is an excellent example of a sociopath, if anyone needs one for future reference. Perhaps to warn a friend that their boyfriend is following a similar pattern. Virtually all of them settle into some kind of addiction and then die. He killed himself to say "fuck you" to his ex wife. He could no longer do so financially so he decided it was worth it to die for spite.

I hope we get to see the wall of text from richard's mom sent to leaf wife some day.

If it is any consolation, one of his 3 kids is probably kinda sociopathic like their dad, and this won't fuck them up any worse than his genes already did. oh fuck, I guess that isn't much better, is it?
 
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I guess Lowtax thought if he spent the SA sale money asap then told the judge he was honest broke gov then he might get away with lighter fees?

But really he just made one stupid decision after another. Nobody forced him to go hunting for crazy cooch. Heck a lot of people told him moving Logan in would be something he would very much regret and he still did it anyway.

Heck he could of built his skills up while passively making money off SA but always coasted off other goons work till they got tired and moved on. So the work situation was on his lazy ass too.

Regardless I think MapleWife would have been unlikely to see any of the money Lowtax was ordered to pay outside what was already in holding.
 
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Sabrina said:
Sorry can't edit there are seriously like 7 e-thots drooling on his FB wall, and they all think he was his special someone. Did you whores not fucking learn when I warned Logan about believing some manslut's bullshit?

At least he can't hit women any more, but ladies someone else still can hit you. Level up.
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I love the random rl friend of the taxguard wandering into the dispute : '"What's a "Goons"?" ... "No👐😮 please, I've seen enough, please don't educate me about this, Ialreadyregretaskinnnggg"
 
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trent said:
It's fairly obvious that Lowtax didn't really have anyone in his life at the end other than his immediate family.

His death was announced on YouTube by a guy who hadn't had much dealings with him for more than a decade and was confirmed by his ex-wife through a divorce lawyer.

He jokingly rang his mom and sister on one of his last streams and I reckon they were the only people who would still talk to him other than that southern guy who played games on his channel with him.

I know Rich was a huge shithead but that's just fucking grim.
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He could've made plenty of actual friends, some even irl to hang with, but 100% of his social interactions were talking to online thots/people he wanted to have sex with
 
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CharlesBarkley said:
Alice is gross and I would not have sex with him.
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Late and I am sure this is obvious to most, but Alice is a histrionic crazy person. In addition to being a troon he constantly posts pictures of himself in diapers and whines about people not giving him money, money which he needs for drugs. I am actually surprised, I knew Lowtax had sunk pretty low, but Alice is one of the grosser facebook troons.
 
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