Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

[Symalsa]

Ladies and incels, the old internet we grew up with is dying off piece by piece.

As the internet shrinks in size, that same action is tearing down the pillars that once held up its outermost walls.

From a free and open range where everyone was equal, to “Aliis si licet, tibi non licet”.

 

[Greatest Gonger]

MGTOW, cope seethe and dilate that wives have a right to their own property. Don't want this to happen to you? Don't get married. Don't have kids. Don't fuck women. Don't talk to women. Go your own way and leave women alone forever and then you will never again have a problem with women. Kiss my ass and die mad about it.

You could just not divorce the mother of your children / create a situation which would make divorce inevitable.

RIP to a real one anyway. Regardless of his conduct in life, this is a tragic end.

 

[Tiger Jack]

If you've ever worried no one will care when you die, just remember it'll be better than page after page of people just ruthlessly dunking on you.

Even frags had to take a dig at him about the search function.

The Ancient Egyptians believed that every man dies two deaths.

The first is when his soul leaves his body and passes to the afterlife.
And the second is when he is made fun of on the Internet for the last time.

 

[Chandler Bing]

why do so many trannies name themselves "alice"?

That's a real thing. I wanna know why too because one I know one who named themselves Alice.

Also every Alice I've ever met that was a real woman has tended to be some sorta socially retarded pain in the ass.

There's a thing about people's names playing a part in who they are imo.

 

[Darksy DePhil]

Ladies and incels, the old internet we grew up with is dying off piece by piece.

As the internet shrinks in size, that same action is tearing down the pillars that once held up its outermost walls.

From a free and open range where everyone was equal, to “Aliis si licet, tibi non licet”.

The End of the Internet and the Last Lolcow

 

[Never Scored]

Heck he could of built his skills up while passively making money off SA but always coasted off other goons work till they got tired and moved on. So the work situation was on his lazy ass too.

He was making so much money he could have literally just bought a bunch of rental units, like three or four shitbox condos or something in his town, and had passive income for life.

 

[JoyfulDarter]

Late and I am sure this is obvious to most, but Alice is a histrionic crazy person. In addition to being a troon he constantly posts pictures of himself in diapers and whines about people not giving him money, money which he needs for drugs. I am actually surprised, I knew Lowtax had sunk pretty low, but Alice is one of the grosser facebook troons.

Here's how this guy spends his time on 4chan. 4000 posts about how every Kojima tweet is a clue for a brand new Silent Hill game and a brand new Metal Gear game where it will be revealed that Snake is trans.

He's fucking crazy but I don't know if he's really noteworthy enough to have his own thread, sadly. Maybe one day there can be a thread for Lowtax's orbiters.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

He was making so much money he could have literally just bought a bunch of rental units, like three or four shitbox condos or something in his town, and had passive income for life.

counterpoint: lowtax was too dumb to do that

 

[Dyn]

why do so many trannies name themselves "alice"?

Some people think Alice in Wonderland was trannycoded.

That or they just dig anything written by pedophiles.

 

[Garfield L'Zanya]

You are not wrong and similar people tend to attract each other, I wouldn't be surprised at all if maplewife or chinkwife are assholes similar to Lowtax. The thing is, there were kids in the picture and Lowtax behavior was horrendous towards them. Also nobody held a gun to Lowtax' head and forced him to run off with some BPD strange or literally throw his wife and the kid out of his own apartment to move BPD mormon in. It's simply a thing a decent human being doesn't do, no matter what went down. There's ways to end a marriage in less white trash ways and less traumatic for the kids you have and besides cracking jokes it wouldn't have had the same effect on his life and reputation if he just got a normal divorce and then banged hookers later on or something. It's pretty clear that Lowtax simply didn't give a shit and always went the shortest way possible to fulfill his own desires, not giving a shit about the consequences for those around him. His suicide went down exactly this pattern too. Lowtax was a piece of shit and I can't feel sorry for him.

What truly is funny though is that he bit more off than he could chew with that crazy BPD woman and it literally destroyed his life. A tale as old as time itself. Don't stick your dick into crazy.

There is no doubt he failed as a dad. I just have a hard time believing he abused women. Last video I remember seeing of him was him gaming with his daughter after kicking Schmorky back to the trailer park and the kid didn't duck when he moved near her and actively talked back and sassed him. As someone who grew up with an actually abusive dad I would duck whenever he moved too fast behind me and the idea of playing video games on camera with him would be out of the question. Sassing him doubly so. Rich was a shit dad who was narcissitic and emotionally distant. A guy more interested in opiates than supporting his kids. The only pity I feel is for his kids. No defense of him and he deserves a near thousand page thread dedicated to him but these BPD broads he married weren't abused - I just don't buy it.

 

[Hollywood Hulk Hogan]

I am kind of torn on it.

Without Lowtax, SA wouldn't exist. Without SA, this forum would not exist. Chris Chan was found by SA goons, which started the ED page, which eventually lead to CWcki Forums, which lead to Kiwi Farms. I used to read SA in college and high school and it had some really funny content. I loved Weekend Web and Your Band Sucks.

That being said, Lowtax was not funny and was a pretty awful person. His writers were funny as hell (Parsons, Docevil, Thorpe, etc..), but I never found Lowtax funny at all. He was awful to both of his wives and he was a lazy sack of shit. He could've used the money he had coming in from SA to set something up to live comfortably and pay his alimony and child support. He could've not been a dick to his first wife or his second wife and avoided some of that, too, but nope. Guy was a junkie and his own worst enemy. Then instead of manning up and supporting his ex wives and children, he took the lazy way out.

There is no doubt he failed as a dad. I just have a hard time believing he abused women. Last video I remember seeing of him was him gaming with his daughter after kicking Schmorky back to the trailer park and the kid didn't duck when he moved near her and actively talked back and sassed him. As someone who grew up with an actually abusive dad I would duck whenever he moved too fast behind me and the idea of playing video games on camera with him would be out of the question. Sassing him doubly so. Rich was a shit dad who was narcissitic and emotionally distant. A guy more interested in opiates than supporting his kids. The only pity I feel is for his kids. No defense of him and he deserves a near thousand page thread dedicated to him but these BPD broads he married weren't abused - I just don't buy it.

He might've been abusive before the opioids or maybe just abusive to his wives and never his children

 

[Smelly-fatnuts]

Meat sweats.

Glorious meat on meat action

 

[BlerdBjern]

Lowtax is dead. One day Moot will be dead. One day Null will be dead. One day Chris will be dead. What then, lads? What then?

A lolcow may die... But lolcows are forever.

 

[Mullti Port RDRAM]

Lowtax is dead. One day Moot will be dead. One day Null will be dead. One day Chris will be dead. What then, lads? What then?

Guess I'll read a fuckin book

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Idkanything about Lowtax besides the forums and something with tranny hookers (?) but I feel bad for his ex, she seems shell shocked and traumatized from those two screenshots in the featured post. oh and having to deal with Lowtax’s mom texting her and blaming her for Lowtax shooting himself

 

[elite_club]

That's a real thing. I wanna know why too because one I know one who named themselves Alice.

Also every Alice I've ever met that was a real woman has tended to be some sorta socially exceptional pain in the ass.

There's a thing about people's names playing a part in who they are imo.

Alice in Wonderland probably has something to do with it, particularly the tim burton adaptation.

 

[Savage Randy]

I am kind of torn on it.

Without Lowtax, SA wouldn't exist. Without SA, this forum would not exist. Chris Chan was found by SA goons, which started the ED page, which eventually lead to CWcki Forums, which lead to Kiwi Farms. I used to read SA in college and high school and it had some really funny content. I loved Weekend Web and Your Band Sucks.

That being said, Lowtax was not funny and was a pretty awful person. His writers were funny as hell (Parsons, Docevil, Thorpe, etc..), but I never found Lowtax funny at all. He was awful to both of his wives and he was a lazy sack of shit. He could've used the money he had coming in from SA to set something up to live comfortably and pay his alimony and child support. He could've not been a dick to his first wife or his second wife and avoided some of that, too, but nope. Guy was a junkie and his own worst enemy. Then instead of manning up and supporting his ex wives and children, he took the lazy way out.


He might've been abusive before the opioids or maybe just abusive to his wives and never his children

down the rabbit hole...

We can write epitaphs about how Yahoo Begat Google and Myspace begat Facebook I think we should have sections written by our fellow brethren, we could have one section written by RJ MacReady and another by Anonymous we could document this for all time so no one ever misunderstands or misinterprets what happened here and now.

 

[Ghostse]

Fun Fact: Lowtax is the first non fictional character featured in the music video.

"Ultimate showdown of Ultimate Destiny"

To die IRL. Characters that where dead before it came out don't count.

Jesus the actor who played Lo-pan is 92.

Mister Rogers you uncultured swine.

 

[Actinidia]

Wish I could be a fly on the wall to watch Momtax the day she realizes it's over and that no amount of being a psycho bitch Karen can bring someone back from the dead.

 

[Haywire]

Really complicated dude, not a fan but it's a tragedy for the family he left to clean up this mess. Though it did inspire me to go read the old Photoshop Phriday threads, used to make my week 10 years ago. Aught to revive that here.