Leonard F. Shaner article

[chimpburgers]

So I just quit the Shaner thread due to my posts causing problems for some very nice people who have actually become my friends. Yes I'm not a mean bastard and don't like seeing Shaner fallout effect people who don't deserve it. Make fun of me now.

However, now I'm going to do Shaner stuff behind the scenes and this will give me time to start his wiki article. Should I start one on Null's lolcow wiki first?

That was a very noble thing of you to do though. You carefully thought about what was happening and made the best decision you could. I still look forward to hearing more stories about Len from @Gook Choy and @TopHat. Those are still really interesting to read.

Yes, the Lolcow wiki would be a great place for you to start. There's a ton of information but it just needs to be organized and put together.

 

[Zim]

That was a very noble thing of you to do though. You carefully thought about what was happening and made the best decision you could. I still look forward to hearing more stories about Len from @Gook Choy and @TopHat. Those are still really interesting to read.

Yes, the Lolcow wiki would be a great place for you to start. There's a ton of information but it just needs to be organized and put together.

Yeah, I took a few days off and went on vacation and noticed Internet Bullies was down the entire time. So I posted as an experiment and found out he's just waiting for me to post things. I can't be heartless enough to fuck over people who I've gotten to know for virtually no reason other then to expose and annoy some old lolcow.

I'll have to talk with Null about getting an account there. Shaner is so good it would be a shame to not have him recorded in the great book of lulz.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Finally made one
I don't follow Shaner closely, so I didn't add much, just a little about his Sears career. But it's a start, at least. I'll work on it as much as I can, and others who follow Shaner more closely can help.

 

[QT 219]

Shaner's life would have to be split into phases.

- Early Years (Bastard Son, Childhood Development, Getting Bullied at School)
- Railfanning (Getting Booted Off Numerous Rail Lines, Rivalries, Railfan Stories)
- The Internet Age (Getting Banned From Numerous Forums, Sockpuppeting, Plagarism, Defamation, Threats)
- Work Life (Failing At Odd Jobs, Failing At Sears, Stealing His Mother's SSI)
- Finding The Kiwi Farms (Stolen Valor, The Homosexual Diagrams, Knight Rider/Photographer/Schuykill Valley/Butters, etc, Facebook Doxing, Creation of the Puffertons, Throttled, Trying To Crash His Thread With No Survivors, Hardcore Weeening from Outside Parties)
- Legal Trouble (Hy Mayerson and the Dead Best Friend's Auction, Trying To Murder 3 People At A Railyard, Trespassing, Doxing His Arresting Officer)

Looking back on this entire thing in perspective, it's a literal treasure trove of autism hijinx.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

Shaner's life would have to be split into phases.

- Early Years (Bastard Son, Childhood Development, Getting Bullied at School)
- Railfanning (Getting Booted Off Numerous Rail Lines, Rivalries, Railfan Stories)
- The Internet Age (Getting Banned From Numerous Forums, Sockpuppeting, Plagarism, Defamation, Threats)
- Work Life (Failing At Odd Jobs, Failing At Sears, Stealing His Mother's SSI)
- Finding The Kiwi Farms (Stolen Valor, The Homosexual Diagrams, Knight Rider/Photographer/Schuykill Valley/Butters, etc, Facebook Doxing, Creation of the Puffertons, Throttled, Trying To Crash His Thread With No Survivors, Hardcore Weeening from Outside Parties)
- Legal Trouble (Hy Mayerson and the Dead Best Friend's Auction, Trying To Murder 3 People At A Railyard, Trespassing, Doxing His Arresting Officer)

Looking back on this entire thing in perspective, it's a literal treasure trove of autism hijinx.

Unfortunately, I started paying attention to Shaner relatively late, and there was already far too much content to comfortably browse through. But I just finished writing the section about his employment at Sears using your stories, and I think I did a decent job at summarizing everything, if I do say so myself. Feedback's always appreciated.

 

[QT 219]

Looks great!

 

[Null]

Finally made one
I don't follow Shaner closely, so I didn't add much, just a little about his Sears career. But it's a start, at least. I'll work on it as much as I can, and others who follow Shaner more closely can help.

This needs to be broken down way, way more. If you're going to write 5+ paragraphs it should be subarticles. When in doubt, consult Wikipedia's Hitler article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler

 

[Zim]

@Darwin Watterson That's a great start!

If you want I've been compiling a ton of Shaner stuff you can use on page one of the thread. I've been keeping it reasonably up to date and (hopefully) organized. It has all his dockets, FB pages (both dead and alive), and proof confirming various things.

 

[#ZeroPointEnergy2084.]

You could add another page just about all the train places he has been kicked out of and banned from.

 

[Darwin Watterson]

This needs to be broken down way, way more. If you're going to write 5+ paragraphs it should be subarticles. When in doubt, consult Wikipedia's Hitler article: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hitler

I moved the section to its own article, and added a smaller one on the main page. It's rather crude at the moment, but I'll fix it up and make it pretty later.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

Here's treat for you all on the Kiwi. ...
You'll see he doesn't mention any of Mr. Guest standing back there with him.

--- CROSS-EXAMINATION ---
9 BY MR. MAYERSON:
10 Mr. Mayerson. You say you radioed back. What device did
11 you use to radio back?
12 Mr. McEvoy. Uh, just one of our -- uh, it's UHF radios
13 that we have. We have a private frequency for our
14 radios.
15 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. And where was that, was that in your
16 pocket, in your hand?
17 Mr. McEvoy. In my hand.
18 Mr. Mayerson. And you hold that in your hand?
19 Mr. McEvoy. Yes.
20 Mr. Mayerson. And how did you video?
21 Mr. McEvoy. With my cell phone.
22 Mr. Mayerson. So you're using two hands now. One hand's
23 got your radio device?
24 Mr. McEvoy. I radioed back and then started filming.
25 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. So your two hands are holding two
0015
1 things, right?
2 Mr. McEvoy. No, I did one at a time. I radioed back, got
3 my cell phone out.
4 Mr. Mayerson. Well, what --
5 Mr. McEvoy. That's what I did.
6 Mr. Mayerson. Did you do this with your radio while you got
7 your cell phone out?
8 Mr. McEvoy. It -- it has a microphone, so I clipped it
9 back on.

 

[Cthulu]

View attachment 54935 Here's treat for you all on the Kiwi. ...
You'll see he doesn't mention any of Mr. Guest standing back there with him.

--- CROSS-EXAMINATION ---
9 BY MR. MAYERSON:
10 Mr. Mayerson. You say you radioed back. What device did
11 you use to radio back?
12 Mr. McEvoy. Uh, just one of our -- uh, it's UHF radios
13 that we have. We have a private frequency for our
14 radios.
15 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. And where was that, was that in your
16 pocket, in your hand?
17 Mr. McEvoy. In my hand.
18 Mr. Mayerson. And you hold that in your hand?
19 Mr. McEvoy. Yes.
20 Mr. Mayerson. And how did you video?
21 Mr. McEvoy. With my cell phone.
22 Mr. Mayerson. So you're using two hands now. One hand's
23 got your radio device?
24 Mr. McEvoy. I radioed back and then started filming.
25 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. So your two hands are holding two
0015
1 things, right?
2 Mr. McEvoy. No, I did one at a time. I radioed back, got
3 my cell phone out.
4 Mr. Mayerson. Well, what --
5 Mr. McEvoy. That's what I did.
6 Mr. Mayerson. Did you do this with your radio while you got
7 your cell phone out?
8 Mr. McEvoy. It -- it has a microphone, so I clipped it
9 back on.

Isn't he ban?

 

[CatParty]

View attachment 54935 Here's treat for you all on the Kiwi. ...
You'll see he doesn't mention any of Mr. Guest standing back there with him.

--- CROSS-EXAMINATION ---
9 BY MR. MAYERSON:
10 Mr. Mayerson. You say you radioed back. What device did
11 you use to radio back?
12 Mr. McEvoy. Uh, just one of our -- uh, it's UHF radios
13 that we have. We have a private frequency for our
14 radios.
15 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. And where was that, was that in your
16 pocket, in your hand?
17 Mr. McEvoy. In my hand.
18 Mr. Mayerson. And you hold that in your hand?
19 Mr. McEvoy. Yes.
20 Mr. Mayerson. And how did you video?
21 Mr. McEvoy. With my cell phone.
22 Mr. Mayerson. So you're using two hands now. One hand's
23 got your radio device?
24 Mr. McEvoy. I radioed back and then started filming.
25 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. So your two hands are holding two
0015
1 things, right?
2 Mr. McEvoy. No, I did one at a time. I radioed back, got
3 my cell phone out.
4 Mr. Mayerson. Well, what --
5 Mr. McEvoy. That's what I did.
6 Mr. Mayerson. Did you do this with your radio while you got
7 your cell phone out?
8 Mr. McEvoy. It -- it has a microphone, so I clipped it
9 back on.

get out of here. no one wants you

 

[Darwin Watterson]

View attachment 54935 Here's treat for you all on the Kiwi. ...
You'll see he doesn't mention any of Mr. Guest standing back there with him.

--- CROSS-EXAMINATION ---
9 BY MR. MAYERSON:
10 Mr. Mayerson. You say you radioed back. What device did
11 you use to radio back?
12 Mr. McEvoy. Uh, just one of our -- uh, it's UHF radios
13 that we have. We have a private frequency for our
14 radios.
15 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. And where was that, was that in your
16 pocket, in your hand?
17 Mr. McEvoy. In my hand.
18 Mr. Mayerson. And you hold that in your hand?
19 Mr. McEvoy. Yes.
20 Mr. Mayerson. And how did you video?
21 Mr. McEvoy. With my cell phone.
22 Mr. Mayerson. So you're using two hands now. One hand's
23 got your radio device?
24 Mr. McEvoy. I radioed back and then started filming.
25 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. So your two hands are holding two
0015
1 things, right?
2 Mr. McEvoy. No, I did one at a time. I radioed back, got
3 my cell phone out.
4 Mr. Mayerson. Well, what --
5 Mr. McEvoy. That's what I did.
6 Mr. Mayerson. Did you do this with your radio while you got
7 your cell phone out?
8 Mr. McEvoy. It -- it has a microphone, so I clipped it
9 back on.

I don't follow you, but enjoy prison, dude. You like trains, so I'm sure you'll love the "train" they run on you.

 

[#ZeroPointEnergy2084.]

View attachment 54935 Here's treat for you all on the Kiwi. ...
You'll see he doesn't mention any of Mr. Guest standing back there with him.

--- CROSS-EXAMINATION ---
9 BY MR. MAYERSON:
10 Mr. Mayerson. You say you radioed back. What device did
11 you use to radio back?
12 Mr. McEvoy. Uh, just one of our -- uh, it's UHF radios
13 that we have. We have a private frequency for our
14 radios.
15 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. And where was that, was that in your
16 pocket, in your hand?
17 Mr. McEvoy. In my hand.
18 Mr. Mayerson. And you hold that in your hand?
19 Mr. McEvoy. Yes.
20 Mr. Mayerson. And how did you video?
21 Mr. McEvoy. With my cell phone.
22 Mr. Mayerson. So you're using two hands now. One hand's
23 got your radio device?
24 Mr. McEvoy. I radioed back and then started filming.
25 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. So your two hands are holding two
0015
1 things, right?
2 Mr. McEvoy. No, I did one at a time. I radioed back, got
3 my cell phone out.
4 Mr. Mayerson. Well, what --
5 Mr. McEvoy. That's what I did.
6 Mr. Mayerson. Did you do this with your radio while you got
7 your cell phone out?
8 Mr. McEvoy. It -- it has a microphone, so I clipped it
9 back on.

How about a real copy that has been scanned?.......not some made up BS?

 

[QT 219]

--- CROSS-EXAMINATION ---
9 BY MR. MAYERSON:
10 Mr. Mayerson. You say you smoke crack. What device did
11 you use to smoke crack?
12 Mr. McEvoy. Uh, I never said that I smoke crack.
13 You asked me before we began if I smoked crack.
14 I said no.
15 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. And where was that crack pipe, was that in your
16 pocket, in your hand?
17 Mr. McEvoy. You mean the pipe you're holding right now?
18 Mr. Mayerson. Pretend this is your hand.
19 Mr. McEvoy. What?
20 Mr. Mayerson. How exactly would you use this pipe?
21 Mr. McEvoy. I don't know? Like a cigarette I guess.
22 Mr. Mayerson. So you're using two hands now to smoke the pipe. One hand's
23 on the front and the other's on the end.
24 Mr. McEvoy. You don't hold a cigarette by a lit end.
25 Mr. Mayerson. Okay. So your two hands are holding one
0015
1 crack pipe, right?
2 Mr. McEvoy. I don't even know what's happening.
3 You're literally putting rocks into the pipe right now.
4 Mr. Mayerson. Well, what --
5 Mr. McEvoy. Seriously.
6 Mr. Mayerson. How can we prove this is not
7 your crack pipe if you don't smoke it?
8 Mr. McEvoy. Oh for fucks sake.
9 Goodbye.

Mr. McEvoy leaves with Hy Mayerson inhaling deeply from the glass pipe.

No further questions, yer Honor.

 

[Leonard F. Shaner Jr.]

THE COURT: I would -- I'll

7 allow you to go, but to a

8 point. If I don't see it going

9 anywhere, I'm going to cut it off. Go ahead.

10 MR. MAYERSON: Your Honor, I showed

11 corporal the Kiwi page, in fact.

12 Correct, Corporal?

13 CPL. BUCHERT: Yes, you did.

14 BY MR. MAYERSON:

15 MR. MAYERSON. Okay. What do you know about Kiwi Forums?

16 Mr. McEvoy. Um, I saw my name was brought up, and I

17 followed it to make sure that no personal information

18 would be posted by Len -- or evidence, um,um,

19 information, such as my home address?

20 MR. MAYERSON. Do you write on Kiwi Forums?

21 MR. McEvoy. Absolutely not!

22 (Conversation held off the record.)

23 BY MR. MAYERSON:

24 MR. MAYERSON. So the name "Cumrobbery" means nothing to

25 you?

0020

1 MR. McEvoy. No, not at all, should it?

2 MR. MAYERSON. That wouldn't be traceable to your account or

3 to your --

4 MR. McEvoy. Absolutely not!

5 MR. MAYERSON. And when the FBI checks this,

6 they're not going to find that in your records; is that

7 correct?

8 MR. McEvoy. No, not at all! Why should it?

9 MR. MAYERSON. That's your testimony?

10 MR. McEvoy. Absolutely.

11 THE COURT: Asked and Answered!!

12 MR. MAYERSON: Okay,thank you.

 

[Randy Lahey]

Lenny, go shit up some other site.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

Is this guy posting a transcript of his own fail in court?

He even included the part where Hy accused that poor fucker of being @cumrobbery.

 

[Cthulu]

Well Lenny isn't permban. I guess.