DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[TurdFondler]

I prefer a Peugeot. Easy to drive.

Unlike a BMW which is a deeply traumatizing experience

 

[NursezillaX]

Dude was hyping up Forza before he played it, constantly mentioning the expectation that it was going to have excellent graphics, and he also raised the question numerous times in the context of a question about whether the GTA Trilogy would be improved graphically. It was a standard that HE was speculating about leading up to the release. He always hypes 'graphics' in general, which isn't really a thing I personally see a lot of people focus on anymore. This isn't like the days of early game consoles where every new system offered graphic improvements that grew by leaps and bounds.

When people pan it though, cutting into the hype he wants to build and, thus, indirectly threatening the turnout for his streams, now it's 'moot and subjective'. This clown is worse than all the 'shills' he always accuses others of being. He'll never stand by something if he thinks it will negatively effect his intake of 'contributions'.

 

[ProvenWrong]

Dude was hyping up Forza before he played it, constantly mentioning the expectation that it was going to have excellent graphics, and he also raised the question numerous times in the context of a question about whether the GTA Trilogy would be improved graphically. It was a standard that HE was speculating about leading up to the release. He always hypes 'graphics' in general, which isn't really a thing I personally see a lot of people focus on anymore. This isn't like the days of early game consoles where every new system offered graphic improvements that grew by leaps and bounds.

When people pan it though, cutting into the hype he wants to build and, thus, indirectly threatening the turnout for his streams, now it's 'moot and subjective'. This clown is worse than all the 'shills' he always accuses others of being. He'll never stand by something if he thinks it will negatively effect his intake of 'contributions'.

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Phil: "They made San Andreas too easy!"
*flashback a couple weeks back*

Phil: Being able to restart a mission instead of having to drive all the way back is a major improvement!!"

???

 

[Autism Spectroscopy]

Btw, Keem told Phil he loves his content, but bailed on the DramaSydePhil episodes, because of the trolls, that follow Phil! Also, Kat agrees with him.

Now, since Phil could be making millions of $ with Keem, he is in the red and he needs YOUR help right now. He is 3 million $ in debt, because that's what his Tax guy said would be his FEDERAL taxes after 20 years of making DramaSydePhil show.

 

[UncleFuckAss]

>playing crash bandicoot 4
>become tired and demoralized at the difficulty
>think that there will for sure be dsp rage videos over this
>skip ahead to one of the hardest parts
>he breezes right through it
>ack ack ack that wasnt that hard

 

[Jose Cuervo]

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This tweet was written by the same guy who was ecstatic with seeing rain effects in the game.

 

[Pargon]

'moot and subjective'.

What the fuck does this even mean? An opinion about a game’s graphics is always going to be subjective; that’s the inherent fucking nature of an opinion. And why is it “moot”? I wanted to be absolutely sure I was working with a good definition so unlike Phil I used the internet for something other than the viewing of homosexual pornography.

1. Subjected to discussion; debated,
or
2. Deprived of practical significance; made abstract or purely academic

So, by Phil’s own Cro-magnon usage of the English language, he’s either trying to be dismissive of an aspect of the game while simultaneously saying it ought to be discussed, or saying overall that graphics don’t fucking matter at all, which we know isn’t true based on how hard he was stroking himself over the game running at 60 FPS.

It’s such a retarded thing to be mad about but it’s just another reminder that this man does not put anything beyond the minimum thought into anything he does.

 

[King of Hateful Slurs]

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Phil really made a whole video just to brag about getting more views than usual on stream lmaoo. Whatever happened to "I don't wanna be Mr. Views" or acting like you never look at the viewcount? Man Keem shitting on him must have really gotten to him he has been super pathetic lately.

 

[tzgnilki]

Btw, Keem told Phil he loves his content, but bailed on the DramaSydePhil episodes, because of the trolls, that follow Phil! Also, Kat agrees with him.

Now, since Phil could be making millions of $ with Keem, he is in the red and he needs YOUR help right now. He is 3 million $ in debt, because that's what his Tax guy said would be his FEDERAL taxes after 20 years of making DramaSydePhil show.

10 years from now he'll be talking about how a million dollar company was trying to pay him to run a gaming review channel, but he had to turn it down cause da trollz

 

[NursezillaX]

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Phil really made a whole video just to brag about getting more views than usual on stream lmaoo. Whatever happened to "I don't wanna be Mr. Views" or acting like you never look at the viewcount? Man Keem shitting on him must have really gotten to him he has been super pathetic lately.

The world of GTA is a 'classic that really put me on the map back in 2012'....

Except for when he plays Alan Wake and says that playthrough is what 'put him on the map'....

Or when he plays a Fallout game and says that playthrough is what 'put him on the map'....

I know he's said this for at least a few others as well (Heavy Rain!) that I don't remember offhand. The guy acts like he's not one of the most recorded people ever (mostly self-documented / self-inflicted) with legions of detractors that have picked through all of it and he just constantly rewrites his story haha.

EDIT: In relation to earlier post about his tweet, he flat out says in this video, 'If you like these GTA playthroughs, if you like having the music and like THE NEW GRAPHICS, please blah blah blah...'. So, he'll trot out the graphics as a reason that people should literally give him money, but when someone criticizes them and, in his mind, endangers his stream attendance, they're all of a sudden a 'moot' feature of the game. Good one, Dave, you moron.

 

[DerichLovesNWA]

Sure Phil

It's absolutely ludicrous if someone leaves a dislike genuinely because they don't like the garbage content you uploaded, or the burping and snorting content creator

If they dislike, they had to be a malicious braindead idiot, there's absolutely no other way why others would leave a dislike

Go fuck yourself Phil

Phil probably legit thinks the world is out to get him and he gets gangstalked if he leaves the wakahndo

Edit: a letter

 

[UncleFuckAss]

The world of GTA is a 'classic that really put me on the map back in 2012'....

Except for when he plays Alan Wake and says that playthrough is what 'put him on the map'....

Or when he plays a Fallout game and says that playthrough is what 'put him on the map'....

I know he's said this for at least a few others as well (Heavy Rain!) that I don't remember offhand. The guy acts like he's not one of the most recorded people ever (mostly self-documented / self-inflicted) with legions of detractors that have picked through all of it and he just constantly rewrites his story haha.

EDIT: In relation to earlier post about his tweet, he flat out says in this video, 'If you like these GTA playthroughs, if you like having the music and like THE NEW GRAPHICS, please blah blah blah...'. So, he'll trot out the graphics as a reason that people should literally give him money, but when someone criticizes them and, in his mind, endangers his stream attendance, they're all of a sudden a 'moot' feature of the game. Good one, Dave, you moron.

He's been using that phrase and "its all coming full circle" for a while now. In his head he thinks all of his playthroughs are masterpieces of art that people look back upon fondly and eagerly await sequels to. In reality I'm pretty sure the only games people actually associate with him are MGS3 and Street Fighter.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

It’s such an exceptional thing to be mad about but it’s just another reminder that this man does not put anything beyond the minimum thought into anything he does.

Also a reminder of why it's a bad idea to become a hermit and shut out all forms of criticism forever.

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Phil really made a whole video just to brag about getting more views than usual on stream lmaoo. Whatever happened to "I don't wanna be Mr. Views" or acting like you never look at the viewcount? Man Keem shitting on him must have really gotten to him he has been super pathetic lately.

Wow... Phil is really putting his awareness of his situation on display lately. We all know how much he hates his life, but for him to practically admit it to the extent he has been for awhile now is something else. This isn't like him feeling himself over the vest streak last year, because in this case, he just got trolled hard by OIC and his hundreds of bots, and even if he recognized that, he's so desperate to have anything positive in his life now that he would trudge forward with the self-congratulations anyway.

Phil knows exactly how bad shit is for him right now, and him celebrating a fake accomplishment like that is proof that it's wearing on his soul in a huge way. This dude's finally about to cry for real on stream.

The guy acts like he's not one of the most recorded people ever (mostly self-documented / self-inflicted) with legions of detractors that have picked through all of it and he just constantly rewrites his story haha.

He doesn't really have a choice so long as he wants to keep being DSP. The day he acknowledges that the jig has been up for years, is the day he's finished as a pigroach. It's admitting defeat, and even though we've already won, Phil is too afraid of saying it.

Phil probably legit thinks the world is put to get him and he gets gangstalked if he leaves the wakahndo

He's a narcissist, he doesn't accept anything negative as being true, and despite not being happy about his life, he doesn't appreciate it when things pick up, precisely because he's expecting good things to begin with. Out of narcissism. He has spent his whole life thinking he is awesome and that everyone owes him reverence, and ever since he found out that the world isn't playing his game of pretend, he has gotten more and more bitter about it.

Phil never learned from his first day in the real world, at least not the lesson he should have.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

Not sure if this got mentioned / picked up on, but Phil really wanted to stress that people dislike detractor content so it is removed from their feed. I honestly think that’s a more important thing than not being able to see DSP’s terrible ratio. If the piggies never get a taste of detractor content (ie realizing all of Phil’s lies) then they never ask too many questions about the money. THAT is Phil’s primary concern

 

[TheGoutburglar]

Not sure if this got mentioned / picked up on, but Phil really wanted to stress that people dislike detractor content so it is removed from their feed. I honestly think that’s a more important thing than not being able to see DSP’s terrible ratio. If the piggies never get a taste of detractor content (ie realizing all of Phil’s lies) then they never ask too many questions about the money. THAT is Phil’s primary concern

His pigs know all about his lies, and support him out of stupidity, not ignorance. He's not worried about them learning from detractor content that he's a piece of shit, because he knows they're all dentheads.

What Phil wants is his REPUTATION to go away, because that prevents him from luring in anyone who is NOT a denthead. He hates his fans for a reason, they're a daily reminder that they reflect him, and he can't handle that. He wants nothing more than to be rid of them, to replace them with normal everyday people with actual jobs and families and who love his content. It's a fantasy he refuses to ever let go of.

 

[JPG]

 

[Wasabi Panda]

Dude was hyping up Forza before he played it, constantly mentioning the expectation that it was going to have excellent graphics, and he also raised the question numerous times in the context of a question about whether the GTA Trilogy would be improved graphically. It was a standard that HE was speculating about leading up to the release. He always hypes 'graphics' in general, which isn't really a thing I personally see a lot of people focus on anymore. This isn't like the days of early game consoles where every new system offered graphic improvements that grew by leaps and bounds.

When people pan it though, cutting into the hype he wants to build and, thus, indirectly threatening the turnout for his streams, now it's 'moot and subjective'. This clown is worse than all the 'shills' he always accuses others of being. He'll never stand by something if he thinks it will negatively effect his intake of 'contributions'.

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Well I was wrong I figured at least 3 streams of this game or not hitting the vest goal once before bitching.

Phil, you miserable gout ridden gin brain dead exceptional individual who is "exceptional"-ing "individual"ed can you not find something to complain about in EVERYTHING?

Also now the game has been out a day people aren't just nit picking the graphics, which I mean they used AI to update the models then rigged them on the old skeletons then didn't bother to go back and QA what the AI did but mr 60 frames here clearly didn't see it's not 60 frames, 60 frames breaks the game and makes it run at double speed so he's not seeing 60 frames <shocked pikachu> phil talking out his ass, he never does that.

There's far more broken with the game than just the graphics.

The port is an absolute disaster like worse than WC:3 reforged. I mean shit, MC WiggerSydePhil the original G who knows when rap was real (he actually said that) could have taken the "see I was right when I said it was odd there was no gameplay trailers" but he HAS to be so contrarian that it doesn't matter if he makes himself constantly look like a Katherine's ass.

 

[UsedUp]

Derich taking DSP on a tour of his homeland

 

[DontEatSilicaGel]

There's far more broken with the game than just the graphics.

Same goes for Horizon. Maybe he should have looked in to why everyone was talking about it...

Spoiler: 2.1

[s/spoiler]

 

[Schizo Poster]

"As in a theatre, the eyes of men,
After a well-graced actor leaves the stage,
Are idly bent on him that enters next,
Thinking his prattle to be tedious"

-some nudnick who doesn't understand how mature, adult life works