DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Lady Adjani]

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There's an entire 2 hour long TIHYDP dedicated to him bitching and moaning that the games design is archaic and how it needs checkpoints

so which one is it??

 

[Zeelpulp]

Upgrade that code piggy and send a tip when you do so he see's it immediately.

This Bot sounding follower posted this or close to this several times within 6 hours.

Here's the same Kang who was trying to get Susan W's attention to cry about DSP .

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[JPG]

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[PutridElephant]

There's a channel called Raw DSP Archive thats just a vanilla restream. Whoever runs that if you're here; I wish you'd add DSP's chat like the obnoxious DD stream please then yours would be the best

My bandwidth is being used by DDM and adult employment so I have RAW running on an el cheapo VPS.

Unless I pay loads of money and spin up a new computer for OBS to add the chat or use a pricy Windows VPS, chat isn't coming to RAW any time soon. If anyone knows how to composite the video feed with the HTML chat in FFMPEG, please contact me and I'll steal your code for it.

If there are any detractor pigs out there who want to throw money at me to make the chat happen, I'm also open to that. YOU mentioned that YOU want it. That makes YOU the problem! So throw money at me to fix it! And then I'll buy a BMW which I'll never change the oil in and deny I ever got any money.

EDIT TO ADD: Both the streams have easy to remember URLs for ease of access
raw.philburnell.com
restream.philburnell.com

 

[King of Not Playing Games]

Dude was hyping up Forza before he played it, constantly mentioning the expectation that it was going to have excellent graphics, and he also raised the question numerous times in the context of a question about whether the GTA Trilogy would be improved graphically. It was a standard that HE was speculating about leading up to the release. He always hypes 'graphics' in general, which isn't really a thing I personally see a lot of people focus on anymore. This isn't like the days of early game consoles where every new system offered graphic improvements that grew by leaps and bounds.

When people pan it though, cutting into the hype he wants to build and, thus, indirectly threatening the turnout for his streams, now it's 'moot and subjective'. This clown is worse than all the 'shills' he always accuses others of being. He'll never stand by something if he thinks it will negatively effect his intake of 'contributions'.

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He sucks so fucking bad lmao. "Acktually complaining about the graphics is subjective"?

Guess we know what to tell him if he ever complains about the graphics in a game ever again.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

There's an entire 2 hour long TIHYDP dedicated to him bitching and moaning that the games design is archaic and how it needs checkpoints

so which one is it??

If Phil thought about his own past comments before making any new ones, he would hardly ever have anything to say. Just one of the many things he deprives himself of by refusing to improve, and is forced to pretend, thus making an ass of himself on a daily basis.

 

[Sheriff of CWCville]

His pigs know all about his lies, and support him out of stupidity, not ignorance. He's not worried about them learning from detractor content that he's a piece of shit, because he knows they're all dentheads.

What Phil wants is his REPUTATION to go away, because that prevents him from luring in anyone who is NOT a denthead. He hates his fans for a reason, they're a daily reminder that they reflect him, and he can't handle that. He wants nothing more than to be rid of them, to replace them with normal everyday people with actual jobs and families and who love his content. It's a fantasy he refuses to ever let go of.

I agree to an extent, insofar as his paypigs likely know he’s not telling the truth (for the most part at least), but I really do think Phil is starting to feel the heat after prodding at Keem and with the bank leaks still lingering. But I think Phil still remembers King Tut and likely shudders to think of what would happen were people to turn on him. Again I’d probably concede that you’re completely right in ur assessment were it not for Phil’s manic behavior regarding detractor content, the leaks, and truth. I do think he worries consistently about his general control over the narrative

 

[Iron Hamster]

He's actually starting to think about the content he shits out

lol. If that were true, he wouldn't be putting out shit content.

 

[KKKrèmebrûlée]

So people criticized Far Cry 6 for a lot of other reasons besides graphics, Phil's response, 'shut the fuck up, the graphics are so good!". People criticize GTA for graphics (and other reasons), Phil's response, 'shut the fuck up, graphics don't matter'. What exactly is his criteria for judging games? He certainly should have one considering his game reviews are objective (lol) unlike the other shill subjective game reviewers.

 

[strandedcastaway]

I agree to an extent, insofar as his paypigs likely know he’s not telling the truth (for the most part at least), but I really do think Phil is starting to feel the heat after prodding at Keem and with the bank leaks still lingering. But I think Phil still remembers King Tut and likely shudders to think of what would happen were people to turn on him. Again I’d probably concede that you’re completely right in ur assessment were it not for Phil’s manic behavior regarding detractor content, the leaks, and truth. I do think he worries consistently about his general control over the narrative

Phil lost control of the narrative a long time ago. But his grift is still working, so he has to continue to push his version of the truth and crank up the drama. Because how many people on Earth actually want to watch Phil play a "chill stream"? Maybe 100, with 5-10 who will donate big money. There's apparently another 1000 people who will watch him beg and cry and whine and generally be miserable, just because he's an asshole. So he has to wallow in the drama.

 

[Mr. Idiot]

His pigs know all about his lies, and support him out of stupidity, not ignorance. He's not worried about them learning from detractor content that he's a piece of shit, because he knows they're all dentheads.

What Phil wants is his REPUTATION to go away, because that prevents him from luring in anyone who is NOT a denthead. He hates his fans for a reason, they're a daily reminder that they reflect him, and he can't handle that. He wants nothing more than to be rid of them, to replace them with normal everyday people with actual jobs and families and who love his content. It's a fantasy he refuses to ever let go of.

Rest assured though that even if his reputation were to be wiped clean, his entitlement, terrible streaming attitude and ban-happy nature towards anyone questioning his narrative or suggesting improvements to his life/career in general would drive away any self-respecting human being and spawn a new generation of detractors calling out his bullshit.

Phil had his chance in the late 2000’s and blew it. There’s not even any real incentive to watch him anymore other than for the drama since he refuses to play games that have a slight hint of difficulty to them/require him to use his gin-soaked brain and he neutered his edgelord humor out of fear he’ll get reported/might lose his horse roommate.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I do think he worries consistently about his general control over the narrative.

He does, but out of the fact that its offends his ego, not from it being a threat to his survival.

Though like strandedcastaway said, he doesn't control the narrative anyway. He just pretends he can.

Phil had his chance in the late 2000’s and blew it.

As was his destiny. It cannot be overstated the relevance of the fact that he refuses to change, because that has dictated the entire course of his career. He makes no sacrifices whatsoever, and so gets nothing, which he learns nothing from.

 

[Jasper2K]

Dude was hyping up Forza before he played it, constantly mentioning the expectation that it was going to have excellent graphics, and he also raised the question numerous times in the context of a question about whether the GTA Trilogy would be improved graphically. It was a standard that HE was speculating about leading up to the release. He always hypes 'graphics' in general, which isn't really a thing I personally see a lot of people focus on anymore. This isn't like the days of early game consoles where every new system offered graphic improvements that grew by leaps and bounds.

When people pan it though, cutting into the hype he wants to build and, thus, indirectly threatening the turnout for his streams, now it's 'moot and subjective'. This clown is worse than all the 'shills' he always accuses others of being. He'll never stand by something if he thinks it will negatively effect his intake of 'contributions'.

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I'd be seething too if a bunch of IDIOTS attacked the game that was supposed to save the stream and house.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

What exactly is his criteria for judging games? He certainly should have one considering his game reviews are objective (lol) unlike the other shill subjective game reviewers.

1. How quickly he can get through it
2. How easily he can get through it.
3. Whether he gets at least $150 every time he streams it.

 

[Iron Hamster]

This tweet was written by the same guy who was ecstatic with seeing rain effects in the game.

And playing on easy mode.

What the fuck does this even mean? An opinion about a game’s graphics is always going to be subjective; that’s the inherent fucking nature of an opinion. And why is it “moot”? I wanted to be absolutely sure I was working with a good definition so unlike Phil I used the internet for something other than the viewing of homosexual pornography.

1. Subjected to discussion; debated,
or
2. Deprived of practical significance; made abstract or purely academic

So, by Phil’s own Cro-magnon usage of the English language, he’s either trying to be dismissive of an aspect of the game while simultaneously saying it ought to be discussed, or saying overall that graphics don’t fucking matter at all, which we know isn’t true based on how hard he was stroking himself over the game running at 60 FPS.

It’s such an exceptional thing to be mad about but it’s just another reminder that this man does not put anything beyond the minimum thought into anything he does.

It's a long winded tantrum of 'you should listen to meeeeeeeeeeeee'.

Not sure if this got mentioned / picked up on, but Phil really wanted to stress that people dislike detractor content so it is removed from their feed. I honestly think that’s a more important thing than not being able to see DSP’s terrible ratio. If the piggies never get a taste of detractor content (ie realizing all of Phil’s lies) then they never ask too many questions about the money. THAT is Phil’s primary concern

That's a hump he'll never be able to get over unless they stop making videos.

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Derich taking DSP on a tour of his homeland

Or to film his own porno.

 

[PutridElephant]

PLEASE don't give DDM any more soundclips, the autistic soundclip spamming is already obnoxious enough. Most of the mods on ddm are actually near the same level of dented as phails own

I miss the days when it was just people telling me to KYS and not being called a denthead.

all the people who watch dark dave are just as exceptional as the people who sit in dsp's chat just saying

When can I send them mall trophies for pissing people off with SFX?

 

[Forbidden Math]

I miss the days when it was just people telling me to KYS and not being called a denthead.


When can I send them mall trophies for pissing people off with SFX?

Trying to avoid the criticism that the soundclips on your channel are autistic as fuck as are the users spamming them by pulling the "you mad" card is pretty pathetic. No one is mad, we just don't watch your stream because it's worse than DSP's. Someone should just come along with a mirrored restream without sound clips and with chat and blow you out of the water TBH. I'm half tempted to do it but wasting my morning clipping DSP's prestream is enough for me.

 

[PutridElephant]

Trying to avoid the criticism that the soundclips on your channel are autistic as fuck as are the users spamming them by pulling the "you mad" card is pretty pathetic. No one is mad, we just don't watch your stream because it's worse than DSP's. Someone should just come along with a mirrored stream without sound clips and with chat and blow you out of the water TBH. I'm half tempted to do it but wasting my morning clipping DSP's prestream is enough for me.

I'm not avoiding anything.

Cooldowns were implemented for all SFX
Mute function so people can't spam during golddust
Longer SFX being given to Mods to lower number of people who can spam them or outright removed
Started up RAW

These aren't DSP level changes and you're bitching about things that already have an alternative nor am I gatekeeping anyone from doing it themselves. Hell, you can open up raw and pop out Phil chat if you need it so much.

 

[The Undying]

*Thumb pointed at door* Kat just got home, and I want to take a break to speak with her. I will be right back.

 

[Piece of Peace]

The fuck is with these post-stream videos he's doing now?

Edit: I mean, 3 in the last 3 days. Along with 2 clickbait titles for his prestream begging for help. Is he about to get his kneecaps smashed by Scopely?

I was curious and opened one of these videos in an incognito window: there's an unskippable 15 second ad at the beginning, and another one at end.

This might be irrelevant, but what are the odds that he's shitting these out every day now as a way to "recoup" some of his supposed lost ad revenue (while still bitching about not making any money on ads literally every ten minutes)?

I mean the video is like six minutes long and is basically another worthless prestream which he can do in his sleep now. You would think for a short, informative type of video it would be detrimental to put ads there (assuming he has control over ad placement, cause I sure as fuck wouldn't wait on a 15 second unskippable ad for a short ass video).