Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Iron Hamster]

Binger absolutely argued rittenhouse was there to create a problem

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Wait, what? Kyle provoked "Shoot me nigger" Pedobaum? Yeah, right.

 

[Quixotic Man]

"Mr. Pedophile! I have retreated as required to me by law! If you continue to give chase I will exercise my legal right to grievously harm or kill you in self defense!"

This prosecution, man.

 

[Meat Target]

What the fuck, fatty. "Kyle didn't exercise his duty to retreat good enough!"

 

[Hee]

He's attacking the photo!!! OUR GUY

 

[Oxous]

Does Agent 47 follow Posobiec on Twitter??

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

Agent 47 is killing it today. Wow.

 

[TheGreatDodongus]

I've never met Fatty but I know him. He's that player who pours through every last possible meaning of the rules in the D&D book and finds any vague wording he can twist to benefit his character and ignores anything that would harm him no matter how clear.

Speaking as someone who GMd against such people for years, I can reliably say the only way to deal with them is to treat them like the dishonest conniver they are.

Well duh, that type of player is literally called a rules lawyer. Not a coincidence.

 

[Chief Ungo Bungo]

Agent 47 raising the left hand argument cements his position as a legend in my eyes

 

[Pizza Munch]

47 bringing up that the picture would indicate he’s left handed if he’s pointing the gun

 

[IamnottheNSA]

Does Agent 47 follow Posobiec on Twitter??

He actually does, they saw the post.

 

[TheClappening]

Lmao agent 47 just brought up the Posobiec argument.

 

[zachs fair]

Finally it's been addressed! Left handed and car mirror.
If only they could show the judge the car mirror image honestly.

 

[Steinercard]

I've never met Fatty but I know him. He's that player who pours through every last possible meaning of the rules in the D&D book and finds any vague wording he can twist to benefit his character and ignores anything that would harm him no matter how clear.

Speaking as someone who GMd against such people for years, I can reliably say the only way to deal with them is to treat them like the dishonest conniver they are.

No. The best way to deal with them is to tell them that as GM you are the FINAL arbiter of the rules. Their interpretations don't matter. Only yours and if they don't like that they can leave. They removed that rule from editions after 2e because of trying to accomodate autists like Fatty McKike. But it's still there in most OSR stuff like B/X clones and 1E.

 

[Spicey McHaggis]

Ok 47, your next mission is to take out fatty. We'd prefer if you made it look like an accident, try raising his blood pressure.

 

[Prj4MW8iPT3vmFM2rzDc]

this guy's face says it all

 

[Alt Owl]

If this has been previously posted, I'm posting again because it should be posted far and wide.
Urban Dictionary definition of Binger

 

[Quantrell Bishop]

this guy's face says it all
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I believe that's Anthony Huber's father. He's been seating himself behind Kyle for much of the trial.

 

[TERF ISLAND]

What the fuck, fatty. "Kyle didn't exercise his duty to retreat good enough!"

When there is no duty to retreat in Wisconsin regarding self defense.

That's the definition of a nothingburger, it's irrelevant to Wisconsin law.

 

[ProtonMailManTheSequel]

Does Agent 47 follow Posobiec on Twitter??

Poso's the man--but LegalInsurrection is the site you want to be on if you're looking for "help" here IMHO.