DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

First.

 

[Mask_de_SMITH]

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How dare you complain about 18 minutes of prestream music!

Why the fuck does he even need a pre-stream when he's in the chat ready to go?

People will come in when they come in, waiting for high numbers is just fucking retarded. You shouldn't have to wait 18 minutes for what will eventually become a begging session followed by shit gameplay. People have every right to complain about it, but I guess Phil needs his first couple of minutes to rock back and forth in his chair and jerk off to sweaty men on his cellphone smh

 

[capefear56]

Stroke?

 

[DSP's Tax Lawyer]

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Stroke?

I think its either a mild stroke or he has just lost so much muscle that him being able to properly move around all the fat on his body and face has become impossible

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

The skin walker hasn't yet figured out how to convincingly emulate "having fun".

The programmer have tried to upload ''having fun'' in most of the recent title updates, but it seems there is a conflict so it can't run alongside ''greed'' and ''addicted''.

Another bragment where DSP showcases how proud he is that he actively refuses to improve his content and take necessary steps to bring in viewership. And OIC is gonna pay for it!

Well I'm quite thankful that he's paying for my Telenovela.

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And by the way, Scopely agrees with me!

Not that funny, and please if someone is going to be this unfunny why $5? Use the lowest amount, if you are going to be a paypig LARP'ing as a detractor at least do it cheaper.

 

[capefear56]

I think its either a mild stroke or he has just lost so much muscle that him being able to properly move around all the fat on his body and face has become impossible

Jokes aside, it's probably a jawline asymmetry present since childhood. Bugged gene mechanics!

 

[Iron Hamster]

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And by the way, Scopely agrees with me!

Ah. He's wearing his ana kasparian "I'm better than you" lecture shirt today. It's been awhile.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

He is constantly doing this weird circular mentality...where if he gets called out as being "hateful" he says "uhhhhh in the past I was", and then months later he all of a sudden is clueless why people hated him in the past.

He has spent years trying to essentially retcon and play dumb his way into erasing his garbage rep. You can tell he knows it isn't working by how much drinking he does. No one 100% oblivious feels the need to drown their sorrows like that.

Why the fuck does he even need a pre-stream when he's in the chat ready to go?

People will come in when they come in, waiting for high numbers is just fucking exceptional. You shouldn't have to wait 18 minutes for what will eventually become a begging session followed by shit gameplay. People have every right to complain about it, but I guess Phil needs his first couple of minutes to rock back and forth in his chair and jerk off to sweaty men on his cellphone smh

Phil has such crippling anxiety about being observed in any way that it causes him to rock about like a crazy person. He can't avoid doing it while merely TALKING to someone, who isn't even in the fucking room, or even able to respond because he's recording a video and doesn't have a chat room open.

His stupidly long pre-streams are for two reasons: reduce the amount of time he plays games, and give him a chance to get enough rocking out of the way so he doesn't do as much of it while his body is visible. Don't believe me? He barely contains it while on screen, imagine what it would do to him if he didn't let over an hour of it out beforehand.

 

[Poo Twister]

Legacy

 

[Planettenon]

some new tards to the goutsphere

 

[Wasabi Panda]

so wait, he told his YT audience to get up and get something to drink or a snack but also sit there he's going to take a dump and will be right back...the people who are watching "on demand" he thinks are waiting for him to come back.

ok, yeah, sure....

 

[EmpGulcasa]

I fucking hate when he calls his youtube videos "on demand content".

 

[Derich 2nd of coomland]

I fucking hate when he calls his youtube videos "on demand content".

But that is how you humans speak, right? Thus I would argue it is the correct term....arguably.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Phil has such crippling anxiety about being observed in any way that it causes him to rock about like a crazy person.

He did it even before he ever got on camera. Superblindman noticed it with his dolphin sonar and asked him about it once.

 

[DarksydePhil's Tits]

I fucking hate when he calls his youtube videos "on demand content".

Dood, his YouTube channel's the premiere VOD service for "Let's Plays". Don't you nudniks know anything!?!

EDIT:

He did it even before he ever got on camera. Superblindman noticed it with his dolphin sonar and asked him about it once.

I think lot of the alleged signs of his autism are overhyped, and merely the result of either his being low IQ or (at this point) a shut-in, but the fact that he supposedly got the nickname "Sway" all the way back in his helicopter plant days is pretty damning IMHO.

 

[Pandalee’s Tits]

There's a channel called Raw DSP Archive thats just a vanilla restream. Whoever runs that if you're here; I wish you'd add DSP's chat like the obnoxious DD stream please then yours would be the best

I’ll just come out and say it since you’re being polite, turn off the fucking stupid soundboard on DDM. Like just disable that shit. Nobody likes it. If you like that kiddie shit disagree react so I can learn who likes it.

 

[Pepper Jack]

His singing is godawful. Not clowning as much today, but what can you expect from $22/$150. It would be hilarious if he barely makes the gunnar glasses goal today. #savethebusiness

 

[Third_World_Detractor]

Yesterday superchats.

 

[TheGoutburglar]

I fucking hate when he calls his youtube videos "on demand content".

He quite often talks like his mommy is watching and he needs to dress up what he's doing. I may think his mother is a dingbat, but I'm also pretty sure that he hasn't figured that out and lies to her more than he does to anybody else on Earth.

He did it even before he ever got on camera. Superblindman noticed it with his dolphin sonar and asked him about it once.

By "observed", I mean in ANY way. Including being able to hear him. When he thinks you can't see or hear him, he turns into the most relaxed person. That's probably why he doesn't interact with his neighbors, ever. It's too much for him, and he can't hide his autistic rocking.

I would feel bad for him if he weren't such a scumbag.

 

[Draventren]

I've said this a lot, but he genuinely has a problem with anything related to shape sizes, depth perception, object manipulation; visuospatial processing in general. It's especially apparent when you watch him play any racing game, or this.

Dude has some serious spatial and motion awareness issues. Watch any of his playthroughs of 3D platformers and you'll see some wild shit. He struggles to land where he's trying to land, and is never really able to adapt to things like momentum. One thing that I think is a really good example of it is during Mario 64 he was trying to show how the game is...I'm not even sure exactly what he was trying to say. In M64, if you start running in one direction and then stop or try to move at an angle between 90-270 Mario will slide a bit in the direction you were originally running. Phil was complaining about this and trying to explain how this was outdated. I have played a lot of games and that shit still happens in 3D, regardless of what type of game it is. The fact he can't understand and compensate for it makes me wonder how the fuck he functions day to day in real space.

Why the fuck does he even need a pre-stream when he's in the chat ready to go?

People will come in when they come in, waiting for high numbers is just fucking exceptional. You shouldn't have to wait 18 minutes for what will eventually become a begging session followed by shit gameplay. People have every right to complain about it, but I guess Phil needs his first couple of minutes to rock back and forth in his chair and jerk off to sweaty men on his cellphone smh

Most streamers have a pre-stream that they run before the stream starts. Usually some music, a nice background or slideshow, and/or maybe important information to the stream (schedule, disruption to schedule, upcoming community events, etc). These last few a few minutes at most before the streamer actually comes in to talk to the viewers. Gives the streamer a chance to get any last things done, or to make sure that when they start streaming they don't accidently show private things that they don't want everyone to fucking see.

They also don't usually play the same shitty songs for 10 years without changing the record. Seriously, some royalty free music from imcompetech (does that still exist?) would make that so much more bearable for everyone.