DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

Where is DSP?

  • He is in Connecticut visiting family/funeral

    Votes: 213 47.9%
  • He and Khet are on a honeymoon style trip

    Votes: 12 2.7%
  • He has an issue (s) with the HOA requiring immediate fixes

    Votes: 27 6.1%
  • Comcast/ISP/Internet Issues

    Votes: 16 3.6%
  • He is taking a Kino Casino style break by not announcing when he comes back

    Votes: 30 6.7%
  • Phil and/or Khet Health Issue

    Votes: 48 10.8%
  • This is a social experiment from DSP

    Votes: 99 22.2%

  • Total voters
    445
  • Poll closed .
imagine being a matchur adult and needing to be the kewl loner who goes against the popular opinion so much that you unironically tweet something this stupid...

I stole it from totally not another josh poem twitter account.
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like I....he's said some really stupid things but this might be the one if not top 3. Nothing in this tweet makes any sense, it's like word salad.
I've said this a lot, but he genuinely has a problem with anything related to shape sizes, depth perception, object manipulation; visuospatial processing in general. It's especially apparent when you watch him play any racing game, or this.
 
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How dare you complain about 18 minutes of prestream music!
 
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How dare you complain about 18 minutes of prestream music!
How dare you complain about 18 minutes of prestream music! ear rape!
Lol, out of the 1000+ viewers on yesterday's GTA: Stationary Andreas debut, he only gained 5 members? :story:
To be honest that is way more than it should be. But hey if the frozen boy boosts the view count only fair he does the same with members.

But only 5 new members? Shit he better step it up I'm sure he want to see all the zany X-Mas (the one time a year DSP will be drinking on stream) fun we get if Dave hit the membership goal.
 
this prestream is pretty much that tweet but live and the whole reason for this ree is entitlement that no one is saying what HE says.

Thinks that the characters look like the marketing illustrations even though 3, VC and SA have a different style to their illustrations because they wanted to go with a cartoonish feel but the lighting (the new word piggy learned this week) is realistic and so good and amazing but the lighting is too dark it looks better than the original but also looks like the original. Pictures are doctored and lying and these aren't legitimate criticisms, just sheeps parroting what they read. Unlike HIS legitimate gripe that are real cause ONLY HE is the one saying this. The other gripes have no proof...except twitter and reddit thread, pages of it. HIS opinion is real!

EDIT - you're a baby cause you don't complain about what he complains about cause NO ONE is complaining about the gameplay...no one. yes if you don't say what he saying you're complaining about "falsified" images and non issues. No one is complaining about what he says...except he just literally is listing off every major complaint thats not graphic related down to R* servers being down last night.

Ironically takes jabs at Fortnite "ordinary" gamers, while acting like if you told little timmy FortNite and Roblox suck.
 
I was curious and opened one of these videos in an incognito window: there's an unskippable 15 second ad at the beginning, and another one at end.

This might be irrelevant, but what are the odds that he's shitting these out every day now as a way to "recoup" some of his supposed lost ad revenue (while still bitching about not making any money on ads literally every ten minutes)? 🤔

I mean the video is like six minutes long and is basically another worthless prestream which he can do in his sleep now. You would think for a short, informative type of video it would be detrimental to put ads there (assuming he has control over ad placement, cause I sure as fuck wouldn't wait on a 15 second unskippable ad for a short ass video).
I think Phil is trying to build his Youtube channel because 1) he's trying for that Super Thanks button whatever where people can contribute on his non-stream videos and/or 2) he tried getting affiliate status on Twitch again in October and got rejected or has to wait longer.
 
Do we need to pick one? Cause he is definetly not having fun playing games.
Genuine question, is Phil even capable of having fun anymore? The obvious answer is “well he has fun playing WWE Champions” but I choose to believe he doesn’t have fun playing that in the same sense that you and I do, rather that it’s like a junkie “having fun” by shooting up.
 
Genuine question, is Phil even capable of having fun anymore? The obvious answer is “well he has fun playing WWE Champions” but I choose to believe he doesn’t have fun playing that in the same sense that you and I do, rather that it’s like a junkie “having fun” by shooting up.
The skin walker hasn't yet figured out how to convincingly emulate "having fun".
 
Genuine question, is Phil even capable of having fun anymore? The obvious answer is “well he has fun playing WWE Champions” but I choose to believe he doesn’t have fun playing that in the same sense that you and I do, rather that it’s like a junkie “having fun” by shooting up.
Champions definitely isn't fun with how he's playing it. It's pure addiction. A pay-to-win game that he's around 6 figures deep in now that would take a major intervention to get this narcissist to stop. The gacha pulls may be the only thing that make Phil feel alive, forget fun.
 
this prestream is like some cracked out bum telling you he chose to be a bum he could have been Jeff Bezos but he chose to do this cause the lizard people are doctoring screen shots on twitter and actually evolving with the medium or field you work in is what they want and he's smarter and more successful than those lizard people now give him a 20 for a sandwich.

EDIT - to his credit it only took 3 tweets and 2 days for him to understand that dislikes aren't going anywhere just the visibility of them. AND he reads the farms, a specific example of corporations want this was used in the old thread which is the exact example he used. Obviously exceptional Dante Hicks you get on wish isn't smart enough to think about that on his own.
 
imagine being a matchur adult and needing to be the kewl loner who goes against the popular opinion so much that you unironically tweet something this stupid...

I stole it from totally not another josh poem twitter account.
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like I....he's said some really stupid things but this might be the one if not top 3. Nothing in this tweet makes any sense, it's like word salad.
And why did he pick a scantily clad female as his example when he cowers in fear while streaming the same.
 
Another bragment where DSP showcases how proud he is that he actively refuses to improve his content and take necessary steps to bring in viewership. And OIC is gonna pay for it!
He is constantly doing this weird circular mentality...where if he gets called out as being "hateful" he says "uhhhhh in the past I was", and then months later he all of a sudden is clueless why people hated him in the past.

All he does is shift the goal post constantly. It's not about truth, it's about always being "RIGHT" or "Winning the argument" for Phil.

Phil's narcissism makes him unable to accept he could ever be in the wrong.
 
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