Apple's App Store art is fucking horrendous | Flat art / Alegria / Corporate Memphis - click for feet

[Stanley the Gay Wizard]

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Today's Google doodle. Globohomo art style and realistic shading do not go well together.

It looks like concept art for Disney's movie UP.

 

[awoo]

shecameforcwc has better body proportions than this

 

[dilettante]

I'd like to see anyone with this type of body shape touch their toes let alone do these poses. Why are people just made of ovals now?

 

[HullDown]

When I was a kid, me and my father would occasionally laugh at some of his old game collection, featuring some of the laziest design of the 1970s:

Spoiler: Spoiler- not humans of flatness

Today I read through this thread and it hit me that the lazy copy/pasted picture style of a niche hobby for boomer children looks better and has more personality than the graphic design of media giants in the 2020s. What the hell.

 

[stares at error messages]

So I'm looking around for a repository to clone and I get shown this.

My intimidate thought is all this software is written by peadophiles. Then I think this must be what GitHub thinks will make me happy when they won't splurge for more bandwidth. It doesn't even explain what's wrong or why I'm seeing this page. All I think is that alpaca farmers are going to show up at my door with TEC-9s and swat gear. The image doesn't even convay what the problem is or why I'm seeing this page, so it's a total design fail and transparent virtue signal. You know what your real virtue is? You can't survive in a Cl2 atmosphere. Get dead peados!

 

[Raven Rainbow]

So I'm looking around for a repository to clone and I get shown this.

Damn that takes me back, can't believe it's been a decade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AOKP

 

[gata]

Has this video been posted?

I agree with a lot of his points especially the one where you can make the shitty globo homo art look presentable (with effort & talent obviously)

 

[Return of the Freaker]

Damn that takes me back, can't believe it's been a decade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AOKP

AOKP, short for Android Open Kang Project,

 

[stares at error messages]

Damn that takes me back, can't believe it's been a decade https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AOKP

That's probably where GitHub stole it from.

 

[The Lawgiver]

From WeTransfer, when you finish uploading a file.
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as shit as this is under the globohomo shit it's got some cool fish eye lens kinda perspective stuff going on. most of them genuinely just feel flat and lifeless but this has the dynamic motion to it that makes it somewhat less painful if only because it required more effort than most these fucking images.

 

[Coolio55]

This looks like something an art student who never paid attention during anatomy lessons would make.

I'm pretty sure they don't have anatomy classes anymore.
I recall "The Animator's Survival Kit" talking about how none of the fine art students at a talk could animate a basic walk cycle ...and this was back in the 2001!

 

[awoo]

To counteract all this generic flat art, I found this "paper art animation" style to be very charming and stand out compared to other animations

 

[Bumbler]

I hate 99 percent of memphis art.
I once broke a monitor when a piece of memphis art flashed across the screen, and my reaction was to punch it as I covered my eyes.
The migraine then started.
I make one exception for this piece, and only this version of it.
I could list many reasons why my autistic fat ass thinks this is the best version of the Finder icon.
But I'll save it.

 

[Maggots on a Train v2]

This is why progressives have no problem with Islam. To them, it's an aesthetic. Within a generation, they'll be vaping, drinking and getting abortions all while wearing a burka.

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Claim your prize.

 

[Bumbler]

When you go so far left that you’re a radical conservative…

 

[Personal Jesus]

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone but Mozilla's addons blog logo is a furry:

 

[The Lawgiver]

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone but Mozilla's addons blog logo is a furry:

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inspector gadget raccoon colored like a fox? Understandable.

 

[Some Badger]

This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone but Mozilla's addons blog logo is a furry:

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I don’t hate it. It’s not flat or inoffensive, and reminds me of a time when corporate design teams weren’t pathologically afraid of shading, highlighting and more saturated color palettes.

 

[Puff]

Has this video been posted?

I agree with a lot of his points especially the one where you can make the shitty globo homo art look presentable (with effort & talent obviously)

I saw the ad with the guy on the left of the thumbnail while visiting my parents. I do not recall what he was advertising, but I want to stab him. I want to stab him so bad.

 

[The Lawgiver]

I saw the ad with the guy on the left of the thumbnail while visiting my parents. I do not recall what he was advertising, but I want to stab him. I want to stab him so bad.

grubub, the future of all 3d animation. I am not shitting you look at pixar's recent movies it's the same artstyle.