Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Pip Squeak]

I can tell you one big difference between Russhole 5 years ago and Russhole today: he's got a LOT less hair on top of his head today than he did 5 years ago. Imagine how much balder Russ will be 5 years from now.

How dare you!

He has a full set of hair and looks like Elvis!

 

[The Dude]

How dare you!

He has a full set of hair and looks like Elvis!

Also, 5 years ago Russhole didn't have a criminal conviction for stalking and harassment.

 

[the khat quaffer]

I can tell you one big difference between Russhole 5 years ago and Russhole today: he's got a LOT less hair on top of his head today than he did 5 years ago. Imagine how much balder Russ will be 5 years from now.

My biggest issue with Russell's hair is just.. Why? Why do it that way? There are things that balding people can do to stave off the inevitable. The greasiness is just absolutely unacceptable since it can be easily treated with things like shampoo and in advanced cases, changes in the diet. Russell I regret to inform you that the hair length you've got going on right now does not work for you. It just ends up coming off weird and it looks like you're wearing a rug you found in a dumpster behind Goodwill. Here's a free tip: the shorter your hair is, the easier it is to manage.

I mean, with so many things working against you that you can't help, it's kind of silly that one of the few things that IS under your control, you decide to make worse.


I mean look at this. You look like the loser in a Street Fighter 2 post match win quote screen. There's 110% chance you came out of whatever tunnel spawned you looking this way.

Russell needs to do one of those like '80s montages with Foreigner's Hot Blooded playing in the background while he tries out different hairstyles until he finds the one that works. Come on Russell. Chicks love redemption arcs. It gets them hot and bothered when a worm like you transforms himself. It can be your little coming of age story, and after that you'll win all your lawsuits.

 

[Meredith Swift]

I'd actually love to see him keep going longer and longer between haircuts (because that WHORE at the 1 ★ GreatClips won't give him a happy ending). I feel this look would suit his personality well:

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

Russtard’s AGT lawsuit immediately made me think of the audition a few years ago by Mandy Harvey. She is deaf, and she sung. She had a translator to help her communicate with the judges, and a backup band to help her feel the tempo of her song. It was clear that AGT was incredibly accomodating and gave her everything she needed to audition. The difference was, Mandy was actually incredibly talented. Her performance was inspiring.

Russtard writing a song about how bangable Heidi Klum is just not inspiring, at all.

https://youtu.be/ZKSWXzAnVe0

She actually had talent and was able to sing on key even though she was deaf. Russtard can't even do that.

 

[Drowningman]

That image of Russ seething at his stalking trial has him looking like a mass shooter psycho look.
So deranged.

 

[DrJonesHat]

That image of Russ seething at his stalking trial has him looking like a mass shooter psycho look.
So deranged.

He's pissed because he'd convinced himself he didn't do anything wrong. Erika wouldn't let him explain so of course he had the right to keep bugging her until she responded! He not only feels like he always has to have the last word, he feels he is entitled to it, and if you won't let him explain why he's allowed to harass you, you're a bad person.

 

[SamTheEagle]

I mean look at this. You look like the loser in a Street Fighter 2 post match win quote screen.

 

[the khat quaffer]

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I literally fucking had paint dot net open doing something similar as you posted this. I got stuck on the quote. Couldn't decide between "I spent 10 minutes beating you up, now spend 10 lifetimes in small claims." or "I would ask the court grant my motion to dismiss your claims to the land of wind and shadows." or "Your ass-whooping started 35 minutes ago."

Asshole.

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

...Here's a free tip: the shorter your hair is, the easier it is to manage.
I mean, with so many things working against you that you can't help, it's kind of silly that one of the few things that IS under your control, you decide to make worse.

Sort of the story of his life, ain't it?

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

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I was going to suggest that you edit his face to be all beaten up, but it's already like that from the start.

 

[TractorGirl]

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That seething face is the stuff of nightmares. If he wants to write a screenplay so badly, write one about The Seething Greer, a horribly disfigured ghoul that haunts celebrities dreams.

 

[DrJonesHat]

That seething face is the stuff of nightmares. If he wants to write a screenplay so badly, write one about The Seething Greer, a horribly disfigured ghoul that haunts celebrities dreams.

And every time he appears, there's horribly discordant music playing that sounds like a butchered pop song.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

That seething face is the stuff of nightmares. If he wants to write a screenplay so badly, write one about The Seething Greer, a horribly disfigured ghoul that haunts celebrities dreams.

And every time he appears, there's horribly discordant music playing that sounds like a butchered pop song.

He sneaks into your room while you're asleep and leaves a lawsuit underneath your pillow.

 

[Meat Target]

My biggest issue with Russell's hair is just.. Why? Why do it that way? There are things that balding people can do to stave off the inevitable. The greasiness is just absolutely unacceptable since it can be easily treated with things like shampoo and in advanced cases, changes in the diet. Russell I regret to inform you that the hair length you've got going on right now does not work for you. It just ends up coming off weird and it looks like you're wearing a rug you found in a dumpster behind Goodwill. Here's a free tip: the shorter your hair is, the easier it is to manage.

I mean, with so many things working against you that you can't help, it's kind of silly that one of the few things that IS under your control, you decide to make worse.

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I mean look at this. You look like the loser in a Street Fighter 2 post match win quote screen. There's 110% chance you came out of whatever tunnel spawned you looking this way.

Russell needs to do one of those like '80s montages with Foreigner's Hot Blooded playing in the background while he tries out different hairstyles until he finds the one that works. Come on Russell. Chicks love redemption arcs. It gets them hot and bothered when a worm like you transforms himself. It can be your little coming of age story, and after that you'll win all your lawsuits.

That seething face is the stuff of nightmares. If he wants to write a screenplay so badly, write one about The Seething Greer, a horribly disfigured ghoul that haunts celebrities dreams.

 

[DrJonesHat]

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Russ hasn't peaked until he sues the Constitution itself for making it legal to hurt his fee-fees.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

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First time I saw Russ in the Zoom court hearing I was reminded of Jack in The Shining.

 

[TractorGirl]

He sneaks into your room while you're asleep and leaves a lawsuit underneath your pillow.

In the final dramatic scene, Skordas takes out the protagonist with a Taylor swift CD-shiv

 

[DrJonesHat]

In the final dramatic scene, Skordas takes out the protagonist with a Taylor swift CD-shiv

"Here's Ruuuusty!"

 

[Cheesegirl78]

"Here's Ruuuusty!"

"All work and no sex toy makes Russ a dull boy"

Fuck it, I tried.