Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Bet Corissa will be first gorl to jump on it

 

[rocknrollmartian]

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Lmao, Corissa's usually cheery sister looks thrilled to be there! "Exhausted" not from the cabinet building but from being around exhausting needy obese adult babies.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Well they surely get their money's worth because Corissa is supremely educated and extremely insightful. I mean she surely couldn't be replaced by a 12th grader uploading their essay on Henrietta Lacks on Medium. For free.

Personally, I'm proud to take all my book recommendations from Americans who can't identify the states on a map

 

[Uncanny Valley]

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She changed her patreon tiers now $2 gets you book club only, $3 is scholarship, $10 for all posts and $50 that no one has bought. She has now blocked most posts from scholarship tier level and they require $10 to see.

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I hate Corissa's "cutesy girl" voice...

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[Uncanny Valley]

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So Corissa's sister is vacuuming while fatty-pig fatty chows down...

 

[Cripple]

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I guess no one finger-wagged at Coco today. I doubt the citizens of Baldwin City and Lawrence are aware of how close they come to death every time they choose drive thru.

 

[taintmisbehavin]

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Well, a poor, starving dog resting its snout on J’s FUPA was an image I didn’t need today.

 

[Jassssica]

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JULIANA better watch herself with that finger wagging while Corissa is around, lest she be triggered by it

 

[Angry New Ager]

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Something tells me that @girlletgo may finally hit peak Corissa (and, by extension, Juliana) by the end of the year.

It can be really hard to wake up to what a toxic, exploitative loser a close family member is, especially when you don't live with them, don't have to deal with their bullshit every day, and therefore don't really see it. But living with an adult sibling after years of not sharing a home together is...illuminating. It's amazing how much you don't know about each other until your ways of doing things as adults collide.

This ought to be interesting, at the least.

 

[chickenbutt]

So Corissa's sister is vacuuming while fatty-pig fatty chows down...

Right??!? I would be so fucking embarrassed to sit there stuffing my face while someone voluntarily did up the house for me. How do you do that without a serious injury or something to excuse you, and not feel like a complete piece of shit? I'm sure if confronted they'd spin some yarn about this being a break amidst them totally helping, but you'd have to have come down in the last shower to believe that.

God, I fucking hope Coco's sister finally tells her to shove off. What a pair of disgusting, corpulent leeches.

 

[FarmerKhourtney]

It’s a pretty bold move eating Taco Bell when you might not be able to utilize your bathroom

 

[Smug Cat]

It’s a pretty bold move eating Taco Bell when you might not be able to utilize your bathroom

As if absolutely anything will get between Juliana and her favorite fast food. She'll just shit herself in the chair and keep eating.

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

She'll just shit herself in the chair and keep eating.

It's cool, they have a sucker to clean it up for them

 

[GenociderSyo]

 

[LonesomeDud]

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Truly masculine of J to not mind her sister-in-law doing housework as a guest. Seriously. More of a man than I am. I'd be ashamed.

 

[In Memoriam]

The fact that all those dogs are gathered round J (and the dogs who live there are all too fat) tells me how messy this bitch is when she eats

 

[PurifiedNut]

Every video they post features food or some empty plate or bowl. It blows my mind. The fact that J is eating Taco Bell with the bag right there while no one else in the house seems to be eating is strange. Normal people would have meals with family if they were visiting; try a new lunch place, cook something together, share some food.

Can you imagine visiting family and having to vacuum right after driving to Taco Bell to get them some shitty food they eat while you clean?

 

[Angry New Ager]

Every video they post features food or some empty plate or bowl. It blows my mind. The fact that J is eating Taco Bell with the bag right there while no one else in the house seems to be eating is strange. Normal people would have meals with family if they were visiting; try a new lunch place, cook something together, share some food.

Can you imagine visiting family and having to vacuum right after driving to Taco Bell to get them some shitty food they eat while you clean?

The nearest Taco Bell is up in Lawrence. If nobody had an appointment in Lawrence that day, and drove all the way up there just to get Taco Bell, that's pretty fucking pathetic.

There's got to be a bariatric potty chair somewhere in that house. I wonder who got the job of cleaning it once Juliana was done taking her massive Taco Bell shit.

 

[Cripple]

The nearest Taco Bell is up in Lawrence. If nobody had an appointment in Lawrence that day, and drove all the way up there just to get Taco Bell, that's pretty fucking pathetic.

There's got to be a bariatric potty chair somewhere in that house. I wonder who got the job of cleaning it once Juliana was done taking her massive Taco Bell shit.

I think we confirmed the Mickey D's Corissa was going to commit vehicular homicide at is also in Lawrence. Someone is driving to get the fast food whether it's Coco or their new live-in butlers. Baldwin City has a few fast food places like Sonic, Subway, Arby's etc but it obviously lacks Door Dash. And most of the restaurants are Mom and Pop diner joints where Coco and J can't squeeze into the booths because their neighbors are ableist shitlords.

So I wonder how often the sister has to make fast food runs.