US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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AlexGroans said:
I guess now is as good of time as any to remind the thread of Biden's Hivernian heritage that he proclaims from time to time. We've been played like a damn fiddle.
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Every american president, even fucking Obama, claims some link to irish heritage because it's one of the most neutral and well liked countries in the world. It's about as deep as Miss America saying she wants world peace
 
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Hot Cup of Joe said:
The scots and Irish are Celtic. The Celts held off the invading Romans, to which the Romans replied by walling them up (Hadrians wall) in the UK.

Celtic symbolism is seen in free mason imagery.

Has KF just cracked the biggest secret in the world? Is the Illuminati just a bunch of pissed-up Highlanders?
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Freemasonry is Scottish based anyways, isn't it? I recall that after the French killed them in an attempt to get their riches, Templar banners and such were reported to have been seen in Scottish armies. Templars -> Freemasons is pretty standard stuff, explains their love for black and white stripes and vague Middle Eastern imagery. Medieval Scotland is also the last place I'd have looked for large sums of money.

Fucking French ruining everything, we could have had a European banking system not built on usury. The history of continental Europe could be accurately described as the French and Germans fighting to see who gets to fuck up the hardest this time.
 
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Gehenna said:
Fun fact, the Scottish originated from Irish conquerers of the ancient Picts.

The scots -descend- from the Irish.
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Bullshit. You're thinking of the Gaels, who live in peat bogs, shag sheep and have the highest incidence of ginger genes on the planet. They're barely human.

My ancestors are Lowland Scots. Descended from Saxon settlers. We're Germanic and our language is Scots, an English dialect that's similar to Northumbrian. Call me a potato nigger will you? Them's fighting words.
 
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Badungus Kabungus said:
There's always the five minutes between waking up and their first drink. I learned plenty that way. Also, someone has to be sober enough to make the whiskey.

How about the McDuck connection? Why is a duck Irish? Did a leprechaun gift him his wealth? We need answers here, people.
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I once knew a retired Catholic priest who was Irish. He was walking around with a tumbler of whiskey by 10 AM. My guess is that after a certain point you never sober up.
 
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FunPosting101 said:
An infrastructure bill isn't going to do much about approval numbers this bad.
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I don't about y'all, but they are blasting support for it here in AZ 24/7 on TV. Ads for Mark Kelly and Tom O'Halloran supporting it and all "the good clean energy jobs" it will bring.
Said to wife last week it's like an election year, absolutely pathetic and if they are trying to sell it THIS damned hard, it's not good. And exactly where in the fuck is all the money coming from to keep blasting this shit over the airwaves? Supposedly some PAC, but I haven't paid enough attention to the name or even google-fied them.
Bottom line is somebody is spending a shit ton of money in a non-election year to try to bolster Joe's agenda. And it's not working.
 
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Garm said:
I once knew a retired Catholic priest who was Irish. He was walking around with a tumbler of whiskey by 10 AM. My guess is that after a certain point you never sober up.
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For most countries, binge drinking is considered a problem when you do it, in Ireland binge drinking is considered a problem if you don't.
 
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Those Evil Straight White Cis Incel Gamergaters who Elected Trump.
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Before this administration is officially over and done with I want to hear Biden talk about GamerGate. I NEED to hear that, I'll laugh so fucking hard my sides will be all the way into the Andromeda Galaxy.
 
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borsabil said:
Bullshit. You're thinking of the Gaels, who live in peat bogs, shag sheep and have the highest incidence of ginger genes on the planet. They're barely human.

My ancestors are Lowland Scots. Descended from Saxon settlers. We're Germanic and our language is Scots, an English dialect that's similar to Northumbrian. Call me a potato nigger will you? Them's fighting words.
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No, but I'll personally say that your great great great great great great great grandmother was probably raped by a Norwegian.
 
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Slappy McGherkin said:
I don't about y'all, but they are blasting support for it here in AZ 24/7 on TV. Ads for Mark Kelly and Tom O'Halloran supporting it and all "the good clean energy jobs" it will bring.
Said to wife last week it's like an election year, absolutely pathetic and if they are trying to sell it THIS damned hard, it's not good. And exactly where in the fuck is all the money coming from to keep blasting this shit over the airwaves? Supposedly some PAC, but I haven't paid enough attention to the name or even google-fied them.
Bottom line is somebody is spending a shit ton of money in a non-election year to try to bolster Joe's agenda. And it's not working.
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Slappy McGherkin said:
O'Halloran
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Every time. Paddies and Jews, both bad news.
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Honka Honka Burning Love said:
Screw a Jew Sticker, give us Potato sticker
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Why do that when we can just ask for the optimistic rating back? Every rainbow has a pot of gold, and guarding it it's one of 🥔🥔🥔them🥔🥔🥔.

Anyways Paddyposting aside if Joe Biden mentions anything from the autism holy war, I hope it's at least Brianna Wu talking about the 'assassination attempt' and not the more likely Zoe Quinn national grifting due to her speaking to the UN and all.
 
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