TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

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Didn't this tub of shit say she wished every Trump supporter would die?

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Now she wouldn't wish a dead pet on anyone?

This flip-flopping self-righteousness is so shallow.
Even Spoony would rather Lowtax himself before poking at those arthritis flaps.
 
No, he wouldn't mention April by name. Plus he never loved her, she was just someone around to microwave his noodles and put the bins out.
Speaking of Glory Days, April was just a stand-in for Scarlett, the woman who took his virginity and thus the only woman he ever "loved." Only time he mentioned April after she left was when he was blaming her for his shitty life.
 
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Since the foreclosure I anticipated that Spoony moving back to Arizona would benefit him because he'd have people to socialise with and hold him accountable. His continued Twitter usage makes it clear his family isn't reining him in after all, and Oreo's untimely death buried whatever wake-up call he should've extracted from this unprecedented life event.

This is the end. There is nothing and nobody remaining in his life that could spur him to action. Noah will never get better.

That's been a no-shit-Sherlock opinion to most people for years, but I've always tried to restrain my assessments of Spoony and now I can agree with declarative confidence.
 
Since the foreclosure I anticipated that Spoony moving back to Arizona would benefit him because he'd have people to socialise with and hold him accountable. His continued Twitter usage makes it clear his family isn't reining him in after all, and Oreo's untimely death buried whatever wake-up call he should've extracted from this unprecedented life event.

This is the end. There is nothing and nobody remaining in his life that could spur him to action. Noah will never get better.

That's been a no-shit-Sherlock opinion to most people for years, but I've always tried to restrain my assessments of Spoony and now I can agree with declarative confidence.
For a nearly 41 year old man to have to move back home like he did, there's just no way it could've gotten better. I knew once he left the house it would be the cliff for him.
 
For a nearly 41 year old man to have to move back home like he did, there's just no way it could've gotten better. I knew once he left the house it would be the cliff for him.
My feeling was this: Spoony can't self-govern. This is why breaking up with Scarlett, getting fired from Channel Awesome and moving away from Miles are the three events in his life which precipitate the harshest drops in his output and sanity. Knowing this it was hard to imagine living with family could be worse for him than being isolated in a filthy house. But now his return to Twitter sadposting makes it clear they're not providing him the help he needs.
 
My feeling was this: Spoony can't self-govern.
If he weren't such a little freak, life would have been sweet. He had connections many people would kill for, and yet his super-charged neurotic entitlement just squandered them all. He felt that everything was owed to him if he put in a quarter of the effort of a normal person.
Speaking of Glory Days, April was just a stand-in for Scarlett
Noah sees himself not as incel, but as a temporarily-embarrassed Chad.
 
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Since the foreclosure I anticipated that Spoony moving back to Arizona would benefit him because he'd have people to socialise with and hold him accountable. His continued Twitter usage makes it clear his family isn't reining him in after all, and Oreo's untimely death buried whatever wake-up call he should've extracted from this unprecedented life event.

This is the end. There is nothing and nobody remaining in his life that could spur him to action. Noah will never get better.

That's been a no-shit-Sherlock opinion to most people for years, but I've always tried to restrain my assessments of Spoony and now I can agree with declarative confidence.
I get it, because it's hard to think of Spoony as, well, Spoony, when we all know we would probably pick ourselves up well before this point, or have known people in shitty situations who eventually pulled themselves out. And I'll admit, when he moved back to Arizona and stopped tweeting, there was a part of me that assumed someone in his family finally forced him to get his shit together. But that was false hope.
 
Damn, I was really excited for the wreste wrestle comeback tour.

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Look, I got nothin' against the guy. But at this point, just end it. I have a friend who had a nightmare childhood of sexual abuse and drug addiction and she got through it and thrived and he acts like every day is the worst since yesterday. Grow the fuck up or check out.
 
Damn, I was really excited for the wreste wrestle comeback tour.

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I actually started noticing a couple of years ago that his interest in wrestling appeared to be dying off just based on his Twitter output.

It's strange that Spoony's comic book spergery - a passion almost entirely unexpressed anywhere in his output except Twitter - outlasted his interest in wrestling which he was so obsessed with that he made Wrestle Wrestle a dedicated cornerstone of his output against his fanbase's wishes.
 
I get it, because it's hard to think of Spoony as, well, Spoony, when we all know we would probably pick ourselves up well before this point, or have known people in shitty situations who eventually pulled themselves out. And I'll admit, when he moved back to Arizona and stopped tweeting, there was a part of me that assumed someone in his family finally forced him to get his shit together. But that was false hope.

I mean there's only so much his folks can realistically do for him. Spoony's mentioned going to therapy a few times and he would just opt to snark or piss off the therapist while being convinced that no amount of talking to a professional isn't going to fix his sadbrains.

April also hung around for some time thinking if she held out long enough he'd get better. I think she'd already figured out it was a loss long before she left.

If a pro couldn't at least make some headway, I dunno how his folks are supposed to do anything. They did manage a month or two with him offline, but hard to say how much of that is due to Oreo's state or if they were actually trying to restrict him or not. But at the end of the day he's a grown man and unless he's an actual threat to himself and others, not a whole lot family can do otherwise.
 
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