Torbjörn Simon Andreas Karlsson / @AndreaRitsu / @AndreaReventon / @FeoUltima / Andrea Ritsu Nicomaki Tensai Reventon / Tobiichi - ugly pedo sexual harasser weeb who feels personally victimized by the word "trap"; Ban Dodging on Twitter.

[WeebyAutist]

You couldn't invent a gender that would make this person attractive.

Just a take a paper bag, draw a smiley face on it, and cut holes in it for eyes. You might be able to make Andrea look halfway decent.

 

[introman]

Online Guide To Be A True Trans-Womyn®:

- Base your "true" name on pop-culture/anime.
- They must have social media accounts and must start setting up a hive-mind with other True Trans-Womyn®.
- They must embellish or flat-out lie about encounters with other human beings. Brownie point's, if they can use the fable to push down a narrative about being oppressed or to flatter their egos.
- They must have a way to extract largess from the general internet public. This includes Patreon, Chaturbate, Paypal donation links, and Amazon wishlists. The world is hard for True Trans-Womyn® and they need a way to make a living. You can't tweet thousands of times at a full-time professional job.
- They must use the proper lingua franca that is mandated by being a True Trans-Womyn®. Replace words like penis with ladystick, replace erection with ladyboner, replace government name with deadname. When you're rectifying the gender binary with gender justice, True Trans-Womyn® are revolutionaries destroying the oppressive majorities language.
- True Trans-Womyn® must be willing to destroy the remnants of the past. Anything that triggers past memories must be destroyed at all costs. They must know how to TOS websites and the ability to use a delete button. Anything that detracts from the current reality must be suppressed at all costs.

Is Andrea a True Trans-Womyn® or a fraudulent claimant?

 

[LordCustos3]

I've just noticed something.

@LordCustos3 - remember in the Leighanna thread, you went off on a wonderful rant about the smugness of trans SJWs? I remember it included the memorable line, "I swear to Allah, if I see one more flabby cockspawn staring at me with that "I'm ohhhhh sooooo superior to you CisHet EyeRapists" Imma gonna pull tool on somebody."

I don't recall this rant, but it does sound like something I would say.

Well, you'd better get your Luger ready...

Spoiler: Wall Of Smug

Christ, I seem to have created some sort of tranny Rogues' Gallery.

I'm sorry everyone - It seems I have a knack for noticing shit like this...

Memo to self: need 500,000 rounds of 9mm parabellum. all of them to blast through King Fiveheads cranial bulkhead.

Scratch that....need 500,000 rounds of .308 ordnance. Preferably armor piercing. It just might work.

Scratch that....need 50 cal....

Scratch that....
aw, fuckit.

Spoiler

 

[Segue]

HOLY SHIT, that mug! It's not even just ugly as a woman, that is just a disgusting looking...THING in general! It looks like an anorexic neanderthal. THAT FUCKING FOREHEAD GOD DAMN

 

[Electric Feels]

A trans lesbian who obseeses over their penis and how "oppressive" cis lesbians are for not being attracted to them and barely passes as human, let alone a woman? All they need is a cry typing breakdown over nothing for a "Crazy Trans" hat trick.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

Forgive my normie media reference:

Spoiler

 

[Kendrick Lamar]

Chronic autism/unemployment.

Speaking of unemployment..

Spoiler

 

[The Colonel]

What's wrong with its face?!

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

 

[Ruin]

I normally don't make fun of people's looks but holy shit. It's been quite a while since I've seen someone lose the genetic lottery this badly.

 

[Trombonista]

Spoiler: NSFA- Not Safe For Anyone

Does this guy really expect me to believe he's a trans woman just because he wears frilly panties and named his porn blog lady-juice?

Also, I can't help but think his main username is inspired by this character.

 

[autisticdragonkin]

Does the horrifying presence of an erection in the photos which it subjects the internet to indicate that it is not on hormones

 

[Jace E. Denton]

I like how his little flop of hair towards the front looks like that little curly thing on top of a Dairy Queen ice cream cone. There is nothing weirder than someone who has lost half their hair to baldness trying to grow out the rest of their hair.

This guy's life could easily be fixed by shaving his head, gaining about 75 or 80 pounds and lifting every day. That's basically the only option left for someone like this. No surgeon in the world is ever going to be able to change that face into anything female-looking or fix his ridiculous hairline, there is absolutely zero hope for this person to exist as a half-passable tranny. I don't have a problem with the trannies in concept, just, if you do this shit with your life, make sure you actually look like a female in some form, please.

On top of it all, of course he would have to be an obsessive weeaboo with no skills, job or sustainable income. Why would we have it any other way?

 

[creamyfanta]

Holy shit did I really just see its erect penis?! Ugh ew fuck

 

[Hat]

He has another, older Youtube account.

 

[Silvana]

That fucking forehead.

It's really bad in that video.

This guy's life could easily be fixed by shaving his head, gaining about 75 or 80 pounds and lifting every day.

Praying, training and vitamins, huh?
Well, Hulkamania is the solution to everything...

 

[KingQueen]

Spoiler: NSFA- Not Safe For Anyone

Does this guy really expect me to believe he's a trans woman just because he wears frilly panties and named his porn blog lady-juice?

Yes, and you're a bigot for not believing it.

I was going to say something along the lines of "if this is an example of a sane transwoman, are the ones that want to get SRS and live normal lives the crazy ones?" but I'm having trouble wording the joke.

 

[Fiddleford]

The background on her porn blog looks like an underage character but I'm not weeb enough to really differentiate so I could be wrong. Why's it always the creepy weebs with weird fetishes?
And yeah...that bone structure is. Unfortunate. I'm not making a joke when I say it looks like some inbreeding happened there.

Edit: Oh man, op linked the youtube channel but I didn't realize there were let's plays. Horrible, unfunny let's plays.

 

[Hodor]

Okay nice ayylmao photoshop, where's the real co-

Oh. Ohhhh noooo.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Spoiler: NSFA- Not Safe For Anyone

Does this guy really expect me to believe he's a trans woman just because he wears frilly panties and named his porn blog lady-juice?

Also, I can't help but think his main username is inspired by this character.

Why, why, just why?

In what backwardsass crazy world do you live in that this is a good idea?