Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

Anyone (except this dummy) knows traditional Carolina bbq sauce is always heavy on the vinegar. Terrific on pulled pork and not meant to just drink. Yet he exclaims in his effeminate way something akin to: “oh my word! That’s much too tangy and strong, F- on that sauce guys, yuck!”

Plus the fat faggot supposedly gives bonus points at the beginning for having beef ribs on the menu. In the Carolinas. Some might say that should actually be a deduction.
And these dumb, simplistic reviews rated on basically a scale of 1-1000 is hilarious

 

[Joycondrift]

On a trip with my girl and met her family in South Carolina. Went a to a BBQ festival in Charleston today. Rodney Scott was here. Among some other YouTube bbq peeps. Strangely no jack invite eh, no representation for the best bbq sauce you'll ever taste.

Also why are these boomers drinking sauce. Fucking eat it with the food and give your opinion off that.

 

[jscalfani eats bigTs muff]

Plus the fat faggot supposedly gives bonus points at the beginning for having beef ribs on the menu. In the Carolinas. Some might say that should actually be a deduction.
And these dumb, simplistic reviews rated on basically a scale of 1-1000 is hilarious

Why would that be a deduction? I don't have any idea about Southern BBQ nuances.

 

[Schmuck of Ages]

Why would that be a deduction? I don't have any idea about Southern BBQ nuances.

Carolina BBQ is traditionally pork though a lot of meat and three bbq places have good ribs but yes it isn't traditional Carolina BBQ.

 

[Shucky Ducky]

Why would that be a deduction? I don't have any idea about Southern BBQ nuances.

Beef ribs are more a Texas thing (where they historically raised cattle), they are definitely not traditional Carolina BBQ. That's why it's dumb that Jack is using the brisket or beef ribs as a measuring stick of this particular regional BBQ. Many larger restaurants have them on the menu - particularly in big places where maybe not everyone wants to eat pork - but it's dumb to judge these places on this menu item in my opinion.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Anyone (except this dummy) knows traditional Carolina bbq sauce is always heavy on the vinegar. Terrific on pulled pork and not meant to just drink. Yet he exclaims in his effeminate way something akin to: “oh my word! That’s much too tangy and strong, F- on that sauce guys, yuck!”

As far as Carolina BBQ goes, the thin, vinegary pepper sauce is mostly an eastern North Carolina style. As you head further inland towards Tennessee you'll see more of the thicker, richer Memphis-style sauce. And South Carolina is actually most known for a mustard-based "golden" sauce. I'm sperging out about BBQ sauces as they're all pretty fantastic and you all should try each of them when you have the chance.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Stroke 3 incoming:
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LOOK AT THESE COFFEES. THEY ARE TOO SMALL. ITS LIKE A SHOT.

Edit:

Dr. Chastity Glove: “We’ll reverse engineer it”

I’ll take “Things you want a “”””””doctor”””””””” to say for $500 Mayim.”

 

[Sand]

I see Jack has fully discarded Profile By Sanford and in turn any pretense of a weight loss diet. Instead of BBQ joints he should be touring cemeteries as that is much more relevant to his future. When was the last time he claims to have lost weight? He is still absolutely massive.

I love that he complains about rude customers while TALKING LIKE THIS inside the restaurant. Sounds like you’re in good company, Jack.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Guys, you need to see this one here which I found on YouTube. Two elderly people maybe husband and wife from Azerbaijan are making lamb burgers (Jack would love the size tho). Wolves are howling in the background too.
Take a short break from Fat Jack and enjoy.

 

[buttvomit]

Guys, you need to see this one here which I found on YouTube. Two elderly people maybe husband and wife from Azerbaijan are making lamb burgers (Jack would love the size tho). Wolves are howling in the background too.
Take a short break from Fat Jack and enjoy.

those lamb burgers looks dope af and the video was done well almost asmr type shit.............fuck jack that loser fat man faggot cant even bake a chicken thigh the right way

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

those lamb burgers looks dope af and the video was done well almost asmr type shit.............fuck jack that loser fat man faggot cant even bake a chicken thigh the right way

Jack can't even put butter on a slice of bread, that's how inept he is. TBH, their videos are just amazing, I'll try the lamb burgers next weekend.
Also compare their stuffed turkey with Jack's abomination.

 

[Uber driver reviewer]

I just want to see this prick's dead, bloated corpse on an autopsy table. Is that too much to ask?

Null is basically the angel of death this year….if he starts talking about Jack, you can bet that Jack will soon be worm food,

 

[Staffy]

And why the love affair with Starbucks? Their coffee sucks.

That's because he's a fatass that must CONSOOM now or else. He follows the trendy brand even for coffee instead of brewing them at home or getting them at places that offer more bang for your buck.

I see Jack has fully discarded Profile By Sanford and in turn any pretense of a weight loss diet.

It's Profile by Fatford now.

 

[jitter]

Jack can't even put butter on a slice of bread, that's how inept he is. TBH, their videos are just amazing, I'll try the lamb burgers next weekend.
Also compare their stuffed turkey with Jack's abomination.

Not to Debbie downer but those videos look like propaganda

https://twitter.com/nmatini/status/1447436101912825860?

 

[ZipDisk]

WHERE ARE WE TAMMY + Gaping maw

People are angrily looking at Jack. I like that people are rejecting his behavior.

Sauce shot lineup, and they haven't even started eating.

Jack is shitting up the edit again, SaeboMan is clicking "Get me the fuck out of here"

Is Jack mad or happy about corn pudding?

SaeboMan is a bitch about the mac.

Jack is yelling about the ribs. I'm sure the other patrons are thrilled. It looks like they are running out of the place to escape.

The fuck glands are jack talking about? Vinegar is just sour you stupid fuck.

I think the restaurant turned the music up to drown these assholes out.

Jack continues to shit on the mac and cheese for not being Tammy proof.

Jack poses for the next cock macro / spare rib.

I think Jack actually marked the place down because the other patrons don't like him.

 

[Aaway]

once again, jack forgets to disable likes/dislikes on fat on the go

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

Imagine the morons who wear this shit for the season.

Sorry, Jack. There is no way in HELL your merch is selling. You one armed, stroked out, and crippled faggot.

 

[Rathalos]

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sorry this is probably late as fuck, but what the hell did the fat man mean with this it has been on my damn mind the entire day now-

 

[PeckingOrder]

Why the fuck is he drinking the sauce?! The only times I’ve seen people doing that, it was always some five-year-old with a McDonald’s ketchup packet. I know Jack is incredibly juvenile but damn.

 

[Shucky Ducky]

JUDGE: JACK
BBQ SAUCE 7 PULLED PORK 7 BRISKET 8 CHICKEN 0 SIDE #1 GREEN CHILI CORN PUDDING 9 SIDE #2 SLAW 10 SIDE #3 MAC N’ CHEESE 0 PRICE 3 SERVICE 1 CLEANLINESS 5 BEEF RIB BONUS (5 POINTS) 5 TOTAL 55

So even though this place didn't have chicken on the menu, Jack kept the scoring criteria the same, assuring that this restaurant will get a "0" on all the scorecards. It's basically impossible for them to get a good grade.

What a ridiculous, retarded way to keep score.