Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

[Loona]

I posted this a long time ago in another thread, but fuck it, it fits here too.
I hate almost every Hyperpop I've heard, but this definitely takes the cake as the worst. At least artists like 100 gecs can make songs that can pass as shitposts. This is ultra-cringe at best and a regurgitation of Twitter lefty takes at worst ("fuck Notch fuck Musk and I'll piss on Zedd" is an actual line).

 

[BiggerChungus]

Anything Katy Perry. I had a dormmate who would never stop playing it and it made me wanna vomit every time I heard STARSHIPS FLYYyyyYYYyy.

 

[whiskeyechowhiskey]

'We Will Rock You' and 'We Are The Champions' are the songs i fucking dread hearing at any sporting event. God i feel bad for the people working at arenas who have to hear it all the time.

 

[Micotil 300]

It seems that whenever I enter a vehicle or store, "good 4 u" by Olivia Rodrigo (another one of those Disney Channel child-actors turned pop-star) is on. I can't stand anything by her (other radio hits of hers including "driver's license" and "deja vu"), but "good 4 u" in particular just makes my blood boil. I understand that whiny breakup songs have existed for hundreds of years, and will continue to exist, but hers are particularly insipid. I'm not so cynical that I've forgotten that a breakup can feel like the worst-thing-end-of-your-entire-world when you're 17 or whatever she is, but it still gets old. In the wise words of Garth from Wayne's World, "Get over it. Go out with somebody else."

Honorable mention goes to various Christmas songs; they would rank higher if they plagued us more than once a year. "All I Want For Christmas Is You" and that Hippopotamus one are my worst offenders.

 

[Gar For Archer]

I despise California Girls with a passion. I don’t really hate Katy Perry’s other songs but something about this one makes my soul cringe on a deep fundamental level.

 

[Pissmaster]

Song #2 by Blur.

Still never bothered to translate that overplayed mush mouthed garbage.

That song gets a pass from me because it's a good learning song for electric guitar beginners. It's punchy and short and anyone can pick it up and learn it by the end of the day.

Song #2 was quite literally the second song I learned, after Green Day's Brain Stew.

 

[thegooddoctor]

Anything by fucking Katy Perry, Bastille is awful as well if I have to hear ‘Aaand If you close your eeeyes!! from that song overplayed to death in 2014 I’ll flip a whole table over. Oh and Nirvana is repetitive garbage too.

 

[Teddy Ursa]

Hey Yeah by 4 non blondes. Just the name of the group annoys me. Gives me "not like other girl" vibes especially since the bitchy blonde prep girl was a really popular trope back then. I don't find the song horrible or anything, it's just all I can think of when I hear it

 

[butth3ad]

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[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Godzilla@1989]

Katy Perry: Every song. Her and Lady Gaga are responsible for the garbage state of pop music in the early to mid 2010s. Perry also gets points for making trap music mainstream with Dark Horse. Good thing shilling for Clinton was a fatal mistake to her career.

Imagine Dragons: Every song from them sounds like it’s from a ESPN and Disney commerical.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Anything on department store rotation at this point.

"Don't Matter Now" is a retail anthem.

 

[Tard Repository]

Imagine Dragons is absolute ear rape. Just completely passionless music very obviously made to be as palatable as possible by your everyman. "Believer" and "Thunder" in particular grind my fucking gears.

 

[Lucky Jim]

"Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band.

I love Charlie Daniels. I really love him. His 70s albums were great. The Charlie Daniels Band, whether playing jazz rock or country rock, sounded like the Allman Brothers Band. They had guys from the Allman Brothers on their albums, and vice versa.

You have to realize Charlie Daniels had plenty of cred. He knew the Marshall Tucker Band. He played on Vassar Clements albums. He partied with the 1970s Lynyrd Skynyrd lineup.

Then there's "The Devil Went Down to Georgia". YES he plays fiddle. WE GET IT. It's a dumb story, a novelty song. The instrumental breaks aren't nearly as good as what you could get from Charlie. He plays fiddle better elsewhere too. Maybe it meant a lot to Charlie Daniels, I always thought it was shit. I've heard Charlie Daniels from a very young age, my dad (a southern rock encyclopedia) had tapes of probably every album he ever did, even the Christian albums he did in the 90s. Everything is better than "Devil". Everything.

 

[Big Scumfuck]

I have a personal, inhuman hatred for Dire Straits' "Sultans of Swing".

I just find the song extremely boring and needlessly long.

 

[Troonologist PhD]

The exact same Christmas songs every place blasts at you every single year.

 

[Tard Repository]

The exact same Christmas songs every place blasts at you every single year.

I'm sure we could make a whole other thread just for people to air out the holiday music they can't fucking stand.

To me, Paul McCartney's Christmas music is just so obnoxious. I don't know what it is about it but whenever one of his retarded bullshit holiday songs come on the radio I have to straight up turn my radio off for a few minutes as opposed to just turning it down like usual.

 

[Kulee Baba]

The Proclaimers "I'm gonna be (500 Miles)" is to my eyes one of the most annoying hit songs. I can't stand how it sounds especially when they just start shouting "Da da da."

 

[Captain Syrup]

"500 Miles" is one of the most annoying hit songs.

 

[Tootsie Bear]