Which song do you hate the most? - Air your anger.

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A lot of songs can sound annoying, obviously. But I hate it most when a really shallow song is touted as provocative and deep by its listeners. All it takes is a few piano keys to trick the general population into thinking a song is 'heartbreaking." Sia is a good example of boring, empty shit that pretends to be more important than it is and I'm glad people finally turned on her, even if it's for gay reasons.

I'm someone who likes a good controlled-chaos song, as in something that goes completely off the rails, is frenetic, scary, and exciting, yet you can tell there's an underlying structure to it.

A girl I knew just recently tried to show me a fucking Olivia Rodrigo song as an example of this. I think it was License Plate? She built it up by telling me "she goes completely craaazy" in the song. My goodness, it was so fucking flat and boring. Another breakup song where the singer sort of exerts an angry/unhinged emotion.

Maybe it's mean, I just can't stand newcomer fans overblowing the tamest, lamest, and most uncreative stuff — it applies to all forms of media, not just music. I know we all gotta start somewhere, but more often than not it's indicative of a boring person.
That would be "Driver's License." It's an alright song but god the lyrics are unbearable. I do like "good 4 u" more even though in the short amount of time our work had that Top 40 station on it began to wane on me.
Pop rock just isn't what it used to be. Avril Lavigne, Kelly Clarkson, even P!nk's pop rock songs rocked harder than that one. Things are just so sterilized and weak nowadays it's unfunny. How did we go from "According To You" by Orianthi to this in just ten years?!?
 
Pretty much any rap bullshit. I hate most country music, but I'd take that yowling redneck repetition about wanting to marry some waitress over noggs shouting about booty stankin' hoes gettin' drunk off dem ice'n'gattz or whatever the fuck any day.
I could not agree more. The only rapper that is worth listening to is Moonman.
For obvious reasons.
 
Oh this is an extremely easy one for me. If you were a young kid in the late 90s/early oughts every mom in the universe listened to the worst genre of all time, something I could only describe as Dentist Office Waiting Room Soft Rock Momcore. Every time you got into a bubblegum and soda stain smelling minivan of your friends parents the genre would be omnipresent. 4 Non Blondes, The Cardigans, Semisonic, Goo Goo Dolls, Matchbox 20, etc. Just the most bloodless soulless neoliberalism-as-culture dreck imaginable blaring forth in an endless cacophony of suburbcore. It was the music genre for proto-Karens who were convinced that Joe Lieberman was saving their kids from becoming serial killers on behalf of Id software and that Oprah was their savior.

The worst offender not just in lameness but in ubiquity on radio stations was Natalie Imbruglia's single hit "Torn". If you so much as entered a mom-car at any point in the day in the y2k era you would be guaranteed to hear this song at least twice. It played on an hourly basis and it was fucking awful. To this day it is and probably forever will remain my most hated song of all time. It plays on loop in the deepest pits of hell.

If you want to know why there was so much super cringe edge in that era (that stuff was also terrible of course) it was in reaction to shit like this. Momcore drug the whole world down, even those rebelling against it. Forget the claims of nostalgic selective memories, this was the true culture of the post-Nirvana 90s.

100% this. Momcore performed audio rape on me twice: once when they were plaguing the radio waves and then again when they hit the retail audio tracks. The lyrics are bland and stupid and the singers thought so highly of themselves for their basic bitch thoughts.

Also it’s spiritual successor, thotcore, is just as bad. Basically just power anthems mumbled by talentless thots that usually are “you’re a strong independent woman who don’t need no man” while a beat made by some Norwegians thumps in the background that drowns out most of the singing. It’s easy to make fun of thotcore but you look at the lyrics of any random song from Jewel or Natalie Merchant and it’s the exact same shit.
 
When you're so edgy your knife cuts itself...
On the subject of how gay ass embarrassing it would be to sing Linkin park type lyrics as a grown man-
I had the same thought once I was like, not a literal child and re-listened to stuff Like the bloodhound gang and blink182 again.

It was like.. you were adults singing about the most middle school shit- the toilet humour and stuff was pathetic but how do u even access the space of the emotional world of kids for the soppy ones?
Idk, I guess there’s a reason all those pop-punk emo guys ended up being MeToo’d into oblivion, they were obviously developmentally retarded af and couldn’t conceive of going for a girl older than 14
 
On the subject of how gay ass embarrassing it would be to sing Linkin park type lyrics as a grown man-
I had the same thought once I was like, not a literal child and re-listened to stuff Like the bloodhound gang and blink182 again.

It was like.. you were adults singing about the most middle school shit- the toilet humour and stuff was pathetic but how do u even access the space of the emotional world of kids for the soppy ones?
Idk, I guess there’s a reason all those pop-punk emo guys ended up being MeToo’d into oblivion, they were obviously developmentally retarded af and couldn’t conceive of going for a girl older than 14
Most of those bands are something you should look back on and go "Oh God, why did I like this?!", and the answer is "Because I was an angsty teenager, lol.".
Problem is that, to me, these guys feel like they never mentally progressed beyond the 13-17 age bracket*, so when you're 13-17 their music clicks for you, but when you get older it doesn't/shouldn't because you have progressed to a completely different stage of your life.

*Like a lot of retarded fucks in society today...
 
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Most of those bands are something you should look back on and go "Oh God, why did I like this?!", and the answer is "Because I was an angsty teenager, lol.".
Problem is that, to me, these guys feel like they never mentally progressed beyond the 13-17 age bracket*, so when you're 13-17 their music clicks for you, but when you get older it doesn't/shouldn't because you have progressed to a completely different stage of your life.

*Like a lot of retarded fucks in society today...
That’s the thing- that’s why it’s so weird being like/ those were guys in their late 20s talking about “I wanna fuck a dog in the ass”
“in the end, it doesn’t even matter *slams bedroom door*”

(I will say that fellow pop-punks Guttermouth went pretty meta with the petulant teenage Mom’n’dad FukU vibes with their classic “Lipstick”)

Eminem was a big offender with this sort of puerile shit too, in a way that never felt even ironic because it was heralded as genuinely rebellious- but then at the same time, at least a surface level at one point he seemed to have some genuine chops or at least backup from the right places in that area of the industry/ then again I was a kid then and not party to the kind of spaces where he would be absolutely verbally destroyed by heads.
But yea u listen to some of that shit again and it’s a shame cos he had some musical potential, just made it totally lame and kiddy-oriented.
I guess it made millions.
But those millions didn’t stop him being a fat drug fuck, and honestly how much do you need?
 
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Eminem only really had two albums in him, which were his first two with Aftermath. Starting with The Eminem Show, he just got repetitive and there’s only so many times he can whine about his mom and baby mama being crazy whores before it gets tired. Every album since just became hollower and hollower. I tried listening to his last one and it was devoid of any effort.

To be fair, rap is a young man’s game and any rapper over 35 is utterly ridiculous. I don’t think any of them plan to be middle age with fully grown kids. Although his daughter appears to be much more normal than her parents so I guess he has that going for him.
 
Staind. Which song? All of them. Remember Staind? No? Don't feel bad. The main dude was apparently bros with Fred Durst so I don't blame you for mentally blocking it. Anyway all their music was the dude whining about how his Dad didn't love him.
 
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Even if you like rave music, this is rave music at its most primordial and shitty. It was briefly very popular in the 90s, I couldn't avoid that stupid fucking BAMBAMBAM-CH BAMBAMBAM-CH. At least the Windows Movie Maker looking ass effects for this "music video" make me laugh now.
 
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“Levitating” by Dula Peep. Hacky, repetitive, soulless, and worst of all you can’t make out a word she’s saying.
The animated music video is pretty cool though.
 
Staind. Which song? All of them. Remember Staind? No? Don't feel bad. The main dude was apparently bros with Fred Durst so I don't blame you for mentally blocking it. Anyway all their music was the dude whining about how his Dad didn't love him.
Even back then people were tired of his emo whining. Which another band Bowling for Soup had their "girl all the bad guys want" music video parodying Staind's main singer emoing.
 
I worked a retail job that would play this as almost every other song. The song makes me want to leave on a jetplane.
 
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