NeoGAF & ResetERA - The Hilarious N̶e̶v̶e̶r̶e̶n̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ Splintering "Gaming" Forum Circus

[break these cuffs]

I’ve seen threads on Twitter where commie wannabes discuss what they would do in their commie utopia. They all think they’d be doing some kind of art. Curiously, none of them imagine that they’d be working the communal farms or the communal factories or the communal gulags. Nope they’d all be making art while everyone else provided them with free food, iPhones, etc.

They're stupid enough to believe in communism even though the only thing they know about it are Che Guevara t-shirts. And, that dude hated fags and niggers. What do you expect?

 

[What the shit]

 

[Leftism Respecter]

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“I thank Dr Fauci, George Floyd, and the Holy Science for my successful treatment.”

If everything bothers these unloved and unloving losers so much, why don’t they just kill themselves? I can’t imagine living a life where you not only believe in nothing (except communism), but everything anyone does triggers you in some way.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Yeah, I figured they would have banned every single person who was at least somewhat sane YEARS ago. And the sane people who weren't banned simply would stop posting and visiting.

It's 2021, but in 2016-2018 I remember wondering why there were still new posts getting people banned. If you take a look at the far left subreddits, the only people getting banned are users invading from other subs, so it didn't make sense to me that a site like Resetera which was born out of Neofag in 2017 would have these users who seemed like regular long term users getting banned all of a sudden.

It's like visiting Chernobyl and seeing someone who lived there for decades suddenly succumbing to radiation poisoning, it defies logic that they didn't already die years ago or didn't leave years ago.

Cracked forums (PWoT) shut down in 2018. Most of the remaining users went to Reeee, far as I remember.

 

[KingofNothing]

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Now I don't believe in God myself, but these fedora tippers really annoy me. Do we really need to be assholes and get on someone's case for something as harmless as thanking God? The old lady knows the doctors did the work and probably thanked them at the office as most polite people do anyway

 

[What the shit]

Now I don't believe in God myself, but these fedora tippers really annoy me. Do we really need to be assholes and get on someone's case for something as harmless as thanking God? The old lady knows the doctors did the work and probably thanked them at the office as most polite people do anyway

And it fascinates me how the simple mention of God can infuriate these faggots to post this shit on a forum as if that's something noteworthy and important to delve into.

 

[Doppelmonger]

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And those are the same people that harass you for say "Bless you" instead of "gessunniggerhate" everytime someone sneezes. It is common courtesy faggots, you do not lose anything if you try to be nice and respectful to someone.

EDIT: I CANT TYPE!

 

[BlueSpark]

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Does anyone else get annoyed by this?

Yes, every shitlib on the internet and they whine about it constantly.

Can't wait for more hot takes like "does anyone else think that people in the military aren't 'heroes' just for doing their job" and "student loan debt is bad"

 

[AirdropShitposts]

I’ve seen threads on Twitter where commie wannabes discuss what they would do in their commie utopia. They all think they’d be doing some kind of art. Curiously, none of them imagine that they’d be working the communal farms or the communal factories or the communal gulags. Nope they’d all be making art while everyone else provided them with free food, iPhones, etc.

I can't find it now but there was a hilarious thread on Twitter a few months back where a Marxist scholar (and admitted Twitter shitposter) pointed out that under Communism YOU WILL WORK (supported with quotes from Marx and Engels) and there were thousands upon thousands of replies from "leftists" (with similar avatars, pronouns and other slogans in their profiles) REEEEEEEEing at him for days on end.

 

[Impossible Brutality]

I can't find it now but there was a hilarious thread on Twitter a few months back where a Marxist scholar (and admitted Twitter shitposter) pointed out that under Communism YOU WILL WORK (supported with quotes from Marx and Engels) and there were thousands upon thousands of replies from "leftists" (with similar avatars, pronouns and other slogans in their profiles) REEEEEEEEing at him for days on end.

That’s because stereotypes exist for a reason.
Twitter anime avatar = fucking retard.

 

[jallsballs]

Uhoh he revoked his minority ally card

 

[White Devil]

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Uhoh he revoked his minority ally card

I would die if the dude just replied, "Fuck you, nigger.".

 

[AirdropShitposts]

"It's incredibly offensive to lump us all together." Then quotes John C. Yang who proceeds to speak for all "Asians/Asian Americans."

 

[ForTheHoard]

What exactly is sealioning? Is it just asking someone to explain their claims?

 

[AirdropShitposts]

What exactly is sealioning? Is it just asking someone to explain their claims?

Comes from this comic:

It supposedly means "asking questions/for evidence in bad faith while being polite as a form of harassment", but on ResetEra it generally means "anything I don't like." Much like their definition of "trolling."

 

[The Grognard]

What exactly is sealioning? Is it just asking someone to explain their claims?

Pretty much. They hand-wave it away by declaring those who do it as "bad faith" just so they don't have to actually do the hard work of explaining things.

 

[ImgSunscreen]

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Uhoh he revoked his minority ally card

Grouping regions or multiple nations in to describe types of foods…. Mediterranean, Scandanavian, British, Hispanic, Eastern European, etc, etc…. THAT doesn’t happen. Yeah I guess people just hate Asians….

 

[FruitFever]

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There was a House M. D episode just like this, and House was being a obnoxious cunt, just like this poster.

 

[AnOminous]

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It supposedly means "asking questions/for evidence in bad faith while being polite as a form of harassment", but on ResetEra it generally means "anything I don't like." Much like their definition of "trolling."

The sea lion was right anyway. What the fuck does this cunt have against sea lions?

Pretty much. They hand-wave it away by declaring those who do it as "bad faith" just so they don't have to actually do the hard work of explaining things.

It's fairly hilarious these idiots use this, considering the context. It's pretty much "I should be allowed to make up utter lies and have no factual basis for them."

 

[Next Task]

I’m starting to think RetardEra doesn’t realize the people Rittenhouse killed are white. Or do they get an oppression card because they were rioting for a black guy?

From what I've seen on Twitter, a fair number of SJW-types actually don't know they're white. Their spoonfed safe space news has been feeding them so much bullshit that the fact that all three guys shot were white had somehow passed them by.

They may be exceptional individuals, but for some of them it did seem to be a wake-up call that hey, maybe my information has been too one-sided.

It supposedly means "asking questions/for evidence in bad faith while being polite as a form of harassment", but on ResetEra it generally means "anything I don't like." Much like their definition of "trolling."

Like all lefty overused terms, sealioning describes a very real thing that actually does happen - but once it was given a word it became over-applied to the point of uselessness, and is just yet another way, like 'mansplaining', 'gaslighting', 'JAQing' et al. for them to say, 'You're a bad person so I can ignore everything you've said.'

And it barely needs to be mentioned that of course they engage in this practise far, far more than their supposed Nazi persecutors do. It's a favoured tactic of autists who have progressive hobby-horses, so that any thread about something they have a strong opinion on has to revolve around them and their own perspective. Which means it happens less on ResetEra than you'd think, because the cunts who have the most influence there have long since given up the pretense of civility that is key to sealioning. Instead, they just REEEEEEEE and shit up threads on topics they hate until they've killed any chance for a conversation.