Lolcow Lee Goldson / Barneyfag / x86x2 / Revved - Barney Hatewatching Gigantic Autist & Aspiring 4chan Janitor

[ToroidalBoat]

I was pretty calm most of the time.

"Most" is kind of vague. It can mean as little as just over half, or up to nearly all.

 

[José Mourinho]

 

[Gensdupays]

Well, I didn't really have any outbursts, I'd say. I was pretty calm most of the time. I just knew to keep it in, I guess.

What is your actual diagnosed condition? How did it manifest itself. You wouldn't have gotten a handler just to "improve your self confidence." Everyone's teenage years are full of moments of self-doubt and needing confidence, but those who aren't mentally disabled don't require a handler to help them get through it. I'm guessing you "kept it in" a lot less than you'd want to admit.

What did this handler say to you when you yelled at the locked-in syndrome student?

 

[MysticMisty]

True, but it's not like he can do anything about it. He's helpless and can only stew in his impotent rage, grinding his teeth as adults with developmental problems idly enjoy the antics of an imagination-powered, singing purple dinosaur.

For as black as his soul is, we don't have any record of him actually inflicting harm onto somebody else. All he has are threats and curses. Dude's probably a coward.

That's all true, and it helps me from A-logging the B-log. That and it's sort of assumed others haven't screamed at a locked-in person for being "annoying".

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Well, I didn't really have any outbursts, I'd say. I was pretty calm most of the time. I just knew to keep it in, I guess.

Uh-huh. And this explains your death threats to that kid, how?

 

[Conrix]

That's all true, and it helps me from A-logging the B-log. That and it's sort of assumed others haven't screamed at a locked-in person for being "annoying".

How can one be "annoying" if he can't even move anything except for his eyes? Moving his eyes the wrong way?

Holy fuck @x86x2 you really are exceptional. It also shows because Alan Pardew caught you on a group I set up as bait. It takes a special kind of retard to fall for bait from the sperg village idiot.

 

[Whatisgoingon]

I bet you that the reason @x86x2 had a tard wrangler was because he was one of those kids who just randomly flipped out at anything for no reason at all. I mean, all of his opinions don't make any sense, and he hates things for reasons that don't make sense. He could've saw a pebble that he thought looked like barney by the paralyzed kid's foot and decided that everyone who is disable is a "barneyfag".

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment

Are you fucking serious?

 

[Conrix]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment; the quality of shows with similar target demographics end up decreasing as a result of this show's existence.

So you just compared a children's show to real human tragedy because other children's shows declined in quality? No wonder people don't like you and mock you.

I bet you that the reason @x86x2 had a tard wrangler was because he was one of those kids who just randomly flipped out at anything for no reason at all. I mean, all of his opinions don't make any sense, and he hates things for reasons that don't make sense. He could've saw a pebble that he thought looked like barney by the paralyzed kid's foot and decided that everyone who is disable is a "barneyfag".

That would explain a lot.

Maybe the thing with Barney is a coverup/excuse for his actual issues.

 

[GeorgeDaMoose]

Ok, not really, but I would imagine that Barney is the 9/11 of children's entertainment; the quality of shows with similar target demographics end up decreasing as a result of this show's existence.

Dear fucking Lord, you can't make this shit up.

 

[Bugaboo]

I'm thinking he needed a handler because he started flipping his shit at all the disabled kids, even the disabled kid who couldn't move, speak or do anything to bother anyone.
Also, just because he doesn't wear a helmet doesn't mean he doesn't need one

 

[Conrix]

Also, just because he doesn't wear a helmet doesn't mean he doesn't need one

I think he'd most likely need one to shield against a tard hulking out on him when he yells at a paralyzed guy just because something next to him looked like Barney and it makes the tard uncomfortable/the tard is just sick of his shit. I'm sure most of us here are familiar with the term "tard rage"/"tard strength".

 

[x86x2]

I find it kind of weird that Barneyfag claimed to meet a person with locked-in syndrome that was forced to watch Barney and yell at them when that was a news story earlier this year. He even explicitly mentioned this story and said he had "respect" for the guy.

I don't think I saw him watching Barney, or at least I didn't see the wranglers put it on for him.

Yeah dude I built beaver dams with him sometimes but after about a year he dissappeared so I assume he moved away or was sent to a different school.
Anyway, Barneyfag would you have the beaver put to death because in your view he was "a barneyfag"

Only if I saw him watching Barney in public, although I would've still internally hated his ass anyway.

That kid sounds pretty awesome.

I'm curious, @x86x2 , what exactly is your impairment that required you to have a handler?
Do you have an actual diagnosis? Is it a learning disorder or developmental? Is it actually just straight-up autism?

I'm not sure, really. I guess I had an autism diagnosis, but I haven't been rediagnosed since I was 6, so my parents still think I care about this shit, really. I've shown that I've been able to step beyond what the incapable ones could even conceive doing, but here I am treated like this simply because I wasn't diagnosed correctly.

I bet you that the reason @x86x2 had a tard wrangler was because he was one of those kids who just randomly flipped out at anything for no reason at all. I mean, all of his opinions don't make any sense, and he hates things for reasons that don't make sense. He could've saw a pebble that he thought looked like barney by the paralyzed kid's foot and decided that everyone who is disable is a "barneyfag".

Ok, no. That shit just doesn't happen, random shit like that didn't make me rage like that, like the shit that made me link Barneyshit together had to be actively thought out, as in, "I know what Barney is like, so I'm going to show it to him".

Uh-huh. And this explains your death threats to that kid, how?

That was just plain reckless venting. Simple as that.

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

I don't think I saw him watching Barney, or at least I didn't see the wranglers put it on for him.

W-Wait. Are you saying that you would have hated this guy if he liked Barney?

... Like seriously?

That was just plain reckless venting. Simple as that.

Have you considered anger management therapy?

Or duct tape?

 

[x86x2]

W-Wait. Are you saying that you would have hated this guy if he liked Barney?

... Like seriously?

No, I think I still hated his ass anyway, mainly because I didn't think he belonged at the school where he had no means to facilitate his learning experiences, but they still kept him around anyway. I might think a bit differently now, but you get the idea.

 

[Frank Rizzo]

I might think a bit differently now, but you get the idea.

Let's file that one under "understatement".

 

[ToroidalBoat]

No, I think I still hated his ass anyway[...]

Preople usually have pity for people who are severely disabled, not hatred.

 

[Loxiozzz]

Only if I saw him watching Barney in public, although I would've still internally hated his ass anyway.

wow

 

[Sanae Kochiya]

No, I think I still hated his ass anyway, mainly because I didn't think he belonged at the school where he had no means to facilitate his learning experiences, but they still kept him around anyway.

Funny. One could say the same about people who do nothing with their lives but bitch about Barney and attempt to rationalize it.

 

[Alberto Balsalm]

I'm not sure, really. I guess I had an autism diagnosis, but I haven't been rediagnosed since I was 6, so my parents still think I care about this shit, really. I've shown that I've been able to step beyond what the incapable ones could even conceive doing, but here I am treated like this simply because I wasn't diagnosed correctly.

You were absolutely diagnosed correctly.