Inactive Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka - Deadbeat (emphasis on "Dead") founder of Something Awful, forced out of his own community, on his second divorce, stuck his dick in crazy, "Birth Giver"

The ironic thing about Lowtax is that if he was an incel, like many of the goons, he would've been better off. He might not have lived longer, but he'd still have his website at least.

In summation, I offer this eulogy. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if he stayed away from crazy pussy, he'd still be with us.
 
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The very progressive Loltax. Now dead because he was thrown off his own site by troons. Lmao, what a weakling.
His poor kids
As much as a piece of shit as he was, they'll never get over this. What a complete bastard. Imagine ending your life in a tard rage of pure nihilism because you're that opposed to supporting your own kids.

Thank God he didn't have custody at the time because he would have fucking literally murdered them.
Yeah, I’m confused about what Goldbelly is too.
It's a way of squandering enormous amounts of money by buying things for five times their normal price. It's tailor-made for fuckup jerkoffs like Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.
Lowtax made an absolutely ridiculous amount of money off of something awful even despite his failings.
And to think, he could have been a multimillionaire, but it was just too much to expect this faggot to lift a single finger on his own behalf.
I believe the early films were probably a form of tax fraud. Uwe Boll was perfectly capable of making passable (Postal, Assault on Wallstreet, etc), even good (Rampage) B movies, but he willingly chose not to so he could exploit German art subsidies and tax breaks, so his films never made the estimated return. I don't think it's a coincidence that all of his "good" films are made after and only after the tax loophole was closed.
I never really got why Uwe Boll got so buttmad about people calling his movies shitty when it was really obvious he knew they were shitty too and not just that, he was deliberately making shitty movies. Who knows? Maybe he just really wanted to beat the shit out of Lowtax, that's understandable.

Also I wouldn't really call it tax fraud. The law literally said he could do that. It was entirely legal.
I just hope he didn't leave any money to his ex-wives.
It was in escrow. He's getting raped even in death.
Ah well. Now at least he can drink all the mangosteen he wants in heaven.
>heaven
as if
 
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The very progressive Loltax. Now dead because he was thrown off his own site by troons. Lmao, what a weakling.

As much as a piece of shit as he was, they'll never get over this. What a complete bastard. Imagine ending your life in a tard rage of pure nihilism because you're that opposed to supporting your own kids.

Thank God he didn't have custody at the time because he would have fucking literally murdered them.

It's a way of squandering enormous amounts of money by buying things for five times their normal price. It's tailor-made for fuckup jerkoffs like Richard "Lowtax" Kyanka.

And to think, he could have been a multimillionaire, but it was just too much to expect this faggot to lift a single finger on his own behalf.

I never really got why Uwe Boll got so buttmad about people calling his movies shitty when it was really obvious he knew they were shitty too and not just that, he was deliberately making shitty movies. Who knows? Maybe he just really wanted to beat the shit out of Lowtax, that's understandable.

Also I wouldn't really call it tax fraud. The law literally said he could do that. It was entirely legal.

It was in escrow. He's getting raped even in death.

>heaven
as if
Lowtax deserved to die just based on that tweet shitting on Anthony Bourdain, someone who was like universally loved and will be remembered for way longer than Richard's fat wife beating drunk pill popping $50 pie eating tranny cum drinking ass.
 
To my surprise Lowtax wasn't lying on the last part. BTW It's pretty easy to find SomethingAwful threads on Google, anyone who wants to go and be apart of a wasteland forum shouldn't pay $10 for the right to use their search engine.

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That old thread is 95% people responding in variations of Who Gives A Fuck? After reading @Secret Asshole recollection of Lowtax I was surprised to learn that the large swath of users didn't suck his dick.

Earlier this week I compared Lowtax to a Cult Leader or a Dictator to a shithole nation. Because he did the absolute minimum for a community that happily gave him food and shelter. But Cult Leaders and Dictators get their way through fear, indoctrination, and oppression. The only thing Lowtax had on the goons was that he could happily ban them if they annoyed him. I just can't comprehend why these users supported such a dilapidated forum.

Were they stupid enough to believe it costs $100,000+ to run a forum?
 
One thing I am really salty about is that Lowtax sold SA for $400,000. For that amount, I could have sold some assets and bought SA, banned all the tranny mods and made the site good again. I probably would rather have real investments than be an internet celebrity, but still... I can't believe such an iconic site was fire-sold for such a pitiful amount.
 
Something that stood out to me is that goons dislike loltax for his wife beating adventures, I don't understand this because we never held anyone to a standard, like: "Wife beating is the final straw!". People seem to have a strong opinion about everything these days, even here, I miss that things aren't just "for teh lulz" anymore. That's certainly how I feel about loltax's death, I don't think he "deserved" to die, because that'd imply I can do any critical thinking to begin with, it's just good lulz and that's the end of it. It'd be funny if he died, even funnier if he decided to speed-paint his house by mistaking a barrel for a tranny cock, acid is fucking wild man.
At the end there, not even his own community respected him and thought him more of a nuisance that they wanted to be rid of than a founder. It was really pathetic.
I don't think anyone ever respected him to begin with, my posting on SA was limited to FYAD / Hellthread so I just thought that he and his forum police were boring fucktards with a god complex and it was enjoyable to piss them off, a lot of people there seemed to share the same sentiment at the time. Slight powerlevel but I think having spent so much time on FYAD has definitely given me permanent brain damage, I'm completely apathetic to everything at this point because of it, it's hard to form an opinion on anything and spending any energy on judging a guy's character isn't well spent. I think that's what makes me lurk the farms, because I can't wait for Null to completely derail and start his inevitable druggie troon saga.
 
Good job, Rich. Your continued incompetence turned your life and web site to trash. Hopefully the women you beat can fall upwards in life like you did, at least they would understand to make the best of their good fortunes. Voted 1.


I don't think anyone ever respected him to begin with, my posting on SA was limited to FYAD / Hellthread so I just thought that he and his forum police were boring fucktards with a god complex and it was enjoyable to piss them off, a lot of people there seemed to share the same sentiment at the time. Slight powerlevel but I think having spent so much time on FYAD has definitely given me permanent brain damage, I'm completely apathetic to everything at this point because of it, it's hard to form an opinion on anything and spending any energy on judging a guy's character isn't well spent. I think that's what makes me lurk the farms, because I can't wait for Null to completely derail and start his inevitable druggie troon saga.
Hello niggerstomper58.
 
Something that stood out to me is that goons dislike loltax for his wife beating adventures, I don't understand this because we never held anyone to a standard, like: "Wife beating is the final straw!". People seem to have a strong opinion about everything these days, even here, I miss that things aren't just "for teh lulz" anymore. That's certainly how I feel about loltax's death, I don't think he "deserved" to die, because that'd imply I can do any critical thinking to begin with, it's just good lulz and that's the end of it. It'd be funny if he died, even funnier if he decided to speed-paint his house by mistaking a barrel for a tranny cock, acid is fucking wild man.

Goons don't dislike Lowtax for wife beating. He beat his wife and cheated on her and held her prisoner in his house and no one gave a shit.

He got cancled for a sweaty-toes DV against the cokewhore he was cheating on his wife with.

The reason this was the final straw was during the wife-incident, none of the admins had their long knives sharpened and ready. They followed the first instinct which was to circle wagons over the source of their internet power. But shortly after was the FYAD crisis, and while resolved, that got the Admins greedy and hungry as they saw the success Koala's Mooch had in almost cucking Lowtax off his own forum. They knew they just had to wait for him to fuck up again, and be ready when he did. They were, and now Lowtax is dead and gay.
 
True to form, Lowtax would always throw a fit and rage-quit when people pointed out the error of his plans, or whenever he tried pushing for something. Rejected by FYAD again? fine, I'll create BYOB. Rejected by both? fine I'll make Helldump and lose all semblance of a community that was left. Rejected by troons? fine I'll just quit and sell the forums. Rejected by the court? final I'll just ragequit life.
 
Okay so boring. Well, anyway, now that Lowtax is dead, I can now take care of Ambien and pay for the kids with my job, I love going crazy on my girlfriend sexually but if she's also a mommy, my god where do I even begin? Tight little nickel ball, oh my I'm going to squirt those hot dreams finally coming true.. I can't believe I'm going to have my cummy in my mommy now I love to cummy wummy in my mommy womby.

same
 
Something that stood out to me is that goons dislike loltax for his wife beating adventures, I don't understand this because we never held anyone to a standard, like: "Wife beating is the final straw!".
None of them had it coming. I mean other than Bogan Lay.
Getting rid of the trannies and letting people talk, joke, and share opinions would certainly turn help make it a fun place.
All this prick had to do was allow comedy on a comedy website and it would still exist, he'd still be alive, and he'd be drowning in unearned money.

Imagine that all you had to do was lift a single finger, and you couldn't even do that, and blew your brains out instead. What a fucking retard.
 
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