Ophelia Jones
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Ewwww. Yeah you can lose weight if you drink a gallon of swamp water a day, but only because of the amount of hookworms and gut parasites you'll be getting
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Ewwww. Yeah you can lose weight if you drink a gallon of swamp water a day, but only because of the amount of hookworms and gut parasites you'll be getting
Napkin math tells me that (minus the "cheese" sauce) what she's posted here is ~115g carbs. Sure fiber slows it down, but... ow.She is constantly shilling raw veganism, water fasting, and OMAD even though none of those have worked. It is quit unfortunate and actually makes me a bit sad.
I don't know how to do giant sparkle text so please use your imagination:Not sure if this is the correct thread for this instagrammer but she reminded me of Alexander Rodriguez in that she had a surgery (more major, this was for her thighs) and gained it all back and then some. Also reminds me of Jen in that she will try all kinds of fad diets instead of just CICO.
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She is constantly shilling raw veganism, water fasting, and OMAD even though none of those have worked. It is quit unfortunate and actually makes me a bit sad.
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Shilling juicing.
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She seems like a nice person, so she reminds me in Bekah in the sense that she is just young and uninformed, and is constantly posting happy happy happy things even though you can tell something is clearly wrong with her mentally.
Her post about her boyfriend is sweet, and at least she recognises that she has food addiction. But it's sad she can't seem to realise that fad diets don't work when you're addicted to food. It's depressing how bad her situation is at her age.Not sure if this is the correct thread for this instagrammer but she reminded me of Alexander Rodriguez in that she had a surgery (more major, this was for her thighs) and gained it all back and then some. Also reminds me of Jen in that she will try all kinds of fad diets instead of just CICO.
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This is the most recent picture of her. She has gained 100lbs.
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She is constantly shilling raw veganism, water fasting, and OMAD even though none of those have worked. It is quit unfortunate and actually makes me a bit sad.
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Shilling juicing.
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She seems like a nice person, so she reminds me in Bekah in the sense that she is just young and uninformed, and is constantly posting happy happy happy things even though you can tell something is clearly wrong with her mentally.
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A lot of designers do women's suits, here's a site that specialises in women's tailored suits, not office wear. I'm sure there's more like it. A tailor is your best bet for proper bespoke.
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Did she ever wear a decent bra?? She's young, yet her tits are in line with her elbow crease, like a farmer's wife, or boobs that have fed many babies.
If she keeps it up with the Primark training bra/bralet shite, they'll look like two rocks in a hammock. Put the crisps down, get a bra fitting in M&S, buy some supportive wired bras, and bin those 36B rags you call bras now.
Also, stop eating your feelings, exercise, try yoga and meditation to deal with your trauma. Get off insta and tik tok, and if you want to help others, volunteer at a helpline, or similar. You grimacing while baring your overeating battle scars is fuck all help, frankly.
Fuckin' hell, Bekah.
She holds the camera high overhead because the view is so unflattering otherwise -
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She's heavily contouring a jawline now, by the looks of it. She's self conscious of her neck/ face, she's constantly vlogging from her mouth up, covering her neck with objects, and bringing her hand to under her chin, and finger to frame the jawline in photos.
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Whoops, how'd that get in there?
One is Miss Piggy. The other is Kermits wife.
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E - clarity
Why restrict calories when you can be vegan? Because vegan food also contains calories, some times a lot of then. Nuts and sweet fruits are a good example - cashew, almonds, banana, etc.She is constantly shilling raw veganism, water fasting, and OMAD even though none of those have worked. It is quit unfortunate and actually makes me a bit sad.
Oh yeah, Taryn. I found her a few years ago through that vegan Youtube troll Sorsha. She's very talented but often seems tortured, had such severe binge eating issues as a teen that her parents would have to lock up the fridge, has spent time in a mental hospital, etc. I believe she dropped a good portion of her weight in the first place while taking prescribed Phentermine anyway, not through the magic of fruits and vegetables.Not sure if this is the correct thread for this instagrammer but she reminded me of Alexander Rodriguez in that she had a surgery (more major, this was for her thighs) and gained it all back and then some. Also reminds me of Jen in that she will try all kinds of fad diets instead of just CICO.
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This is the most recent picture of her. She has gained 100lbs.
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She is constantly shilling raw veganism, water fasting, and OMAD even though none of those have worked. It is quit unfortunate and actually makes me a bit sad.
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Shilling juicing.
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She seems like a nice person, so she reminds me in Bekah in the sense that she is just young and uninformed, and is constantly posting happy happy happy things even though you can tell something is clearly wrong with her mentally.
Oreos are vagen too, after all. Vegans being healthy and skinny is such a meme honestly.Why restrict calories when you can be vegan? Because vegan food also contains calories, some times a lot of then. Nuts and sweet fruits are a good example - cashew, almonds, banana, etc.
This reminds me of the fitness instagrammer who has been mentioned on here a few times. Lexi Reed lost 300lbs and got some Instagram surgeon to give her a 360 body lift and lipo. She ended up gaining a good chunk back and now her body is out of proportion. She’s also a rumoured alcoholic. Her page is pretty dead these days she barely posts.Oh yeah, Taryn. I found her a few years ago through that vegan Youtube troll Sorsha. She's very talented but often seems tortured, had such severe binge eating issues as a teen that her parents would have to lock up the fridge, has spent time in a mental hospital, etc. I believe she dropped a good portion of her weight in the first place while taking prescribed Phentermine anyway, not through the magic of fruits and vegetables.
She's been obese since childhood and seems to have loads of family and self-image issues that contribute to her overeating. Regardless, strict CICO (which can still be based on vegan options or whole foods ofc) and consistent near-daily exercise are the only things that can really help her. And I think it's insane that she had skin removal surgery without staying within a certain weight range for at least three or four years, but as we know from troons and Hollywood disasters, plastic surgeons have no ethics.
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This reminds me of the fitness instagrammer who has been mentioned on here a few times. Lexi Reed lost 300lbs and got some Instagram surgeon to give her a 360 body lift and lipo. She ended up gaining a good chunk back and now her body is out of proportion. She’s also a rumoured alcoholic. Her page is pretty dead these days she barely posts.
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Oh true true she could have just laid a bunch of those in the bed for them to fuck on, which is somehow more gross. Imagine getting under someone’s covers and feeling half a dozen dog padsOkay so I know this is like five pages late but in regards to Marissa's abhorrent puppy pad tiktok and potential faking of sex- the way I interpreted it was that when she started filming, it was already post-coitus and dude had made his exit. She then pulled back the blankets to reveal that absolute unholy arrangement and cackle in delight that her piss pads had, you know, soaked up the piss she sprayed everywhere.
Fucking gnarly. I'm not saying she wouldn't fake sex, but I don't doubt that she really does fuck several new strange men every week. As was pointed out earlier, some men will fuck any hole (or something approximating one) any time, any where, and those are the caliber of guy that our dear Marissa is pulling. You know she feels gross and empty after they leave, and drowns that feeling in gravy and bitter tiktoks...tasty.
These are for you:She is truly one of the nastiest people I’ve seen on the Internet.
Scamming Jewess, what else is new.Chaya's looks nice, but the other dress makes me think of a cafeteria worker or old-school nurse, not a bridal gown.
Aren't crossfitters known for having poor form too?Throw alarm clocks at me, but I'm laughing my ass off at fat people being both figuratively and literally full of shit at the same time.
Also "anastasialogist"
Edit to avoid doublepost: mechanicshopfemme is certainly not a mechanic at all. She mentions being a "service manager" so she's probably just an office lady at meineke and thinks she's super badass for it.
That photo of her "welding" is one of the actual mechanics letting her play dressup with their ppe for a cutesy photo. She's not even fucking wearing gloves. Speaking of which, she wouldn't bother getting ugly nail art done if she actually worked with her hands because it would get ruined within a few hours.
If you look at her blog, it's all just the kind of soft shit you'd expect a customer service rep for a car garage to know, not the actual hard knowledge of how to actually fix a car.
It feels like she's been celebrating the same 70 pound loss for the past 2 months of weigh-in videos, and in my neck of the woods that's called a plateau. I really don't understand how she's not embarrassed, not only by pretending her constant hurpling setbacks make her a success, but by joining a new gym and doing exercises incorrectly around the crossfit types who would frequent a gym that looks like that one. I also chuckled over the fact that she joined the gym specifically to be around other people and then filmed a video of herself doing her lame kettlebell swings alone. She could have done that in her garage for free.
God each one of these seemed to get worse. You have set the bar for her lower than I could have imagined. Thank you.
before he answers "hardly regret anything. Made my own bed and I have to live with it".
I've said it before about April and Pedostache, but I think he knows exactly what prompted her massive (lol) weight gain, and for whatever reason, he feels like he has to stay in the relationship to care for her.