TGWTG The Spoony One / Spoony / Noah Antwiler and Rachel Baker / @RaeAngel07 - The touching romance between a washed-up videogame reviewer throwing a decade-long pity party and his delusional Canuck stalker. #weaknotsick #donttellmehowtosulk

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Sometimes, I think of Spoony building a “robot” out of junk he found in his room, just like his heroes and best friends on Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
He excitedly sets up his camera to start “riffing” (Just like Joel and the bots!) on a video with his own kit-bashed puppet… but he stops for just a moment and realizes that he doesn’t have anyone in his life to control his little robot so he can banter off of them.

But then Spoony remembers how funny he is and how he can play both parts better than two people could and he doesn’t have to worry anymore about being trapped alone in a little room.

 

[mlanguishi]

Look, I got nothin' against the guy. But at this point, just end it. I have a friend who had a nightmare childhood of sexual abuse and drug addiction and she got through it and thrived and he acts like every day is the worst since yesterday. Grow the fuck up or check out.

He seems very aware that he should do the right thing and off himself. He's just too much of a coward.

I dunno how much more of this I can take honestly. But I just report..

Me me me me. ETA: Fuck you noah for making truly worse off people sound stupid. Your endless 'It never gets better'.. Ah, just mad at the internet/spoony at this point.

 

[Aramis]

Sometimes, I think of Spoony building a “robot” out of junk he found in his room, just like his heroes and best friends on Mystery Science Theatre 3000.
He excitedly sets up his camera to start “riffing” (Just like Joel and the bots!) on a video with his own kit-bashed puppet… but he stops for just a moment and realizes that he doesn’t have anyone in his life to control his little robot so he can banter off of them.

But then Spoony remembers how funny he is and how he can play both parts better than two people could and he doesn’t have to worry anymore about being trapped alone in a little room.

He already did that.

 

[Jan Ciągwa]

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"I feel literally nothing and care about nothing anymore. What do?"
- Do something like read, play a game. Anything.

No fucking comment.

My feeling was this: Spoony can't self-govern.

Which is very common among "gifted" people, the stereotype of absent-minded genius who can run circles around most problems but has to phone his wife to ask where he was supposed to be going now (Home, honey.)

There's nothing embarassing IMO about being a dipshit who took assisted baths with his mother well into his teenage years, if that's what it takes for you to be productive then just keep it private.

 

[Captain Syrup]

All around me are familiar faces....

Driving in your car

So ya thought ya might like to go to the show?
To feel the warm thrill of confusion
That space cadet glow

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

All around me are familiar faces....

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Worn out places...

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Worn out faces...

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Bright and early for the daily races....

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Going nowhere...
Going nowhere....

Is there actually a sickness that fat Canadian cunt doesn't have? JFC, she' seriously one of the worst hypohondriacs I ever seen.

Look, I got nothin' against the guy. But at this point, just end it. I have a friend who had a nightmare childhood of sexual abuse and drug addiction and she got through it and thrived and he acts like every day is the worst since yesterday. Grow the fuck up or check out.

He'll never pull a Kurt Cobain or a Lowtax, Spoony is just to much of a coward to really do it.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Is there actually a sickness that fat Canadian cunt doesn't have?

Pain is the point of connection. She is going to keep writhing on Twitter, talking a big game. It's her best hope of getting his attention.

If Noah had a shred of decency, he would log off. That would re-align her priorities.

 

[BScCollateral]

He excitedly sets up his camera to start “riffing” (Just like Joel and the bots!) on a video with his own kit-bashed puppet… but he stops for just a moment and realizes that he doesn’t have anyone in his life to control his little robot so he can banter off of them.

I will never understand why he didn't just cut between himself and the robot, or use a splitscreen.

 

[RJ MacReady]

I will never understand why he didn't just cut between himself and the robot, or use a splitscreen.

Effort. But I'm glad he didn't since it would've been gimmicky and not as good. Though in hindsight I suppose recurring characters like Insano were a compromise from this.

 

[LORD IMPERATOR]

My feeling was this: Spoony can't self-govern. This is why breaking up with Scarlett, getting fired from Channel Awesome and moving away from Miles are the three events in his life which precipitate the harshest drops in his output and sanity. Knowing this it was hard to imagine living with family could be worse for him than being isolated in a filthy house. But now his return to Twitter sadposting makes it clear they're not providing him the help he needs.

Not to mention that his most productive time was when A) he was still with Channel Awesome and B) he was still with Scarlett. That, and Miles was still there to offer his three cents on some movie reviews. It was that era of 2009-2013 that was the golden age for Spoony reviews. Everything after that was him just going on decline since there was no one to kick his ass and force him to do shit. Now that there's no one holding him to any responsibility, he's just reverted into a lazy bum.

At least DSP is still constantly uploading videos, even if he is a clown. At least both his backers and the people who make fun of him get new stuff to make fun of or enjoy.

 

[Wormy]

At least DSP is still constantly uploading videos, even if he is a clown. At least both his backers and the people who make fun of him get new stuff to make fun of or enjoy.

Spoony didn't sign a pact with infernal powers like DSP did. That's the only reason Phil retains any whales and you can't change my mind on that.

 

[Common Shadow]

I will never understand why he didn't just cut between himself and the robot, or use a splitscreen.

Doesn't Dictor Van Doomcock/Overlord DVD do this with his videos except it is his Harvey Cthulhu plushie instead of a MST3K knock off?

Also, Noah is back to posting nonsense on Twitter showing once again that cockroaches always find a way to scuttle back into the kitchen when the lights go off or, in his case, when they turned off the electricity in his lost house. I guess Miles or his parents are enabling him again.

 

[BScCollateral]

Doesn't Dictor Van Doomcock/Overlord DVD do this with his videos except it is his Harvey Cthulhu plushie instead of a MST3K knock off?

Yep; Harvey just sort of bobs up and down, but if Burton is actually an articulated puppet, there's no reason he couldn't have been used in his reviews to make them more conversational, with two characters raising points and arguing about them. It wouldn't have been that hard to pull off, and it might have been more interesting to do than another boring fight with the gunblade.

 

[Captain Syrup]

Noah is back to posting nonsense on Twitter

>scrublord who dies constantly, is persistently unaware of mission objectives.

 

[Wormy]

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-Scrublord who dies constantly, is persistently unaware of mission objectives.

Never saw Spoons play a GTA game. Was he that bad?

And it's not like he's wrong about GTA remastered, but who the hell actually is praising that abortion?

 

[Captain Syrup]

Never saw Spoons play a GTA game.

I doubt he has played GTA in great depth.

Final Fantasy was his bread and butter, and he never actually played those. The footage was someone else's. Why should we listen to his opinions on anything?

And it's not like he's wrong about GTA remastered, but who the hell actually is praising that abortion?

Literally no one. He's just fishing for clicks.

 

[Sex Cannon Lupa]

If a pro couldn't at least make some headway, I dunno how his folks are supposed to do anything. They did manage a month or two with him offline, but hard to say how much of that is due to Oreo's state or if they were actually trying to restrict him or not. But at the end of the day he's a grown man and unless he's an actual threat to himself and others, not a whole lot family can do otherwise.

They could always show tough love and threaten to kick him out if he doesn't get his shit together and stop publicly embarrassing them. Same goes if he's really bipolar or whatever and isn't taking his meds.

But I never believed he was mentally ill. Judging by his online interaction with fans before he got big as Spoony, he's always been a cunt and will die a cunt. Some people are just cunts, and Spoony happens to be one of them.

 

[Captain Syrup]

always been a cunt and will die a cunt. Some people are just cunts

They could always show tough love and threaten to kick him out if he doesn't get his shit together

I find it inexcusable, myself. But technically, they have an obligation to protect him.

Better to have him on the inside pissing out, than on the outside pissing in.

 

[Private Joker]

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-Scrublord who dies constantly, is persistently unaware of mission objectives.

How the fuck can he play it? Or afford it?

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Is there actually a sickness that fat Canadian cunt doesn't have? JFC, she' seriously one of the worst hypohondriacs I ever seen.

He'll never pull a Kurt Cobain or a Lowtax, Spoony is just to much of a coward to really do it.

TFW you realize that Lowtax is more of a man than Spoony will ever be. He A. Had sex, B. Had children, C. Created an influential website, D. Got rich, E. Married Twice, Offed himself instead of dragging out his miserable existence so he could Crypost and eat tendies in his parent's house. When the bar is set that low, and you refuse to do anything but lay beside it like a sack of garbage, you really are a waste of resources. The least Spoony could do was work at a soup kitchen so that somebody could benefit from his continued existence...