Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%
  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%
  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%
  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 308 58.6%

  • Total voters
    526
Not much. I wanted to recreate the ending scene from that classic porno film "Officer Sanders", but alas I failed. Only doggy, no greek, and honestly idk why you would want anything else.
Overall that sounds like a sad experience. Not sure I could bring myself to do that.
She has a okay body but the the rest ranges from weird to horrifying.

So of I ever have a set of breadsticks to spare I know where.i can get my dick sucked
 
Overall that sounds like a sad experience. Not sure I could bring myself to do that.
She has a okay body but the the rest ranges from weird to horrifying.

So of I ever have a set of breadsticks to spare I know where.i can get my dick sucked
It was a weird amalgamation of extremely sad and hilarious. I would sometimes have to hold in my laughter at the ridiculous things she would say or do. But yeah, she's overall a good example of the mental health crisis in this country. But isn't this whole site as well?

She took a fucking bath in kool-aid.
Mind you I didn't ask her to do that. That was entirely her own bright idea. Also I got warned not to open the bathroom door, because she's been raped in bathrooms before, and that would trigger her. So I went to pee and walked into that bathtub scene you see in OP after the fact.
 
Mind you I didn't ask her to do that. That was entirely her own bright idea. Also I got warned not to open the bathroom door, because she's been raped in bathrooms before, and that would trigger her. So I went to pee and walked into that bathtub scene you see in OP after the fact.
You fucking lucked out bro. She was trying to summon Bloody Mary.
 
Mind you I didn't ask her to do that. That was entirely her own bright idea. Also I got warned not to open the bathroom door, because she's been raped in bathrooms before, and that would trigger her. So I went to pee and walked into that bathtub scene you see in OP after the fact.
How many times did she say 'niggeR'?
 
Mind you I didn't ask her to do that. That was entirely her own bright idea. Also I got warned not to open the bathroom door, because she's been raped in bathrooms before, and that would trigger her. So I went to pee and walked into that bathtub scene you see in OP after the fact.
I almost negrated all of your posts for getting swindled and pimped by a prostitute. In the future please refrain from listening to or at the very least caring about their sob stories, a prostitute has only one goal: taking as much of your money for as little effort as possible and if that means trying to deflate your dick by crying about how daddy used to shit in her mouth that's exactly what she'll do.
 
How many times did she say 'niggeR'?
Zero which shocked me. I tried to bait her into saying it a couple of times, but seeing as I'm shitskin, it didn't work that well. Not like I could record her saying it. I think she was either on drugs or mental during those stationary videos.

I almost negrated all of your posts for getting swindled and pimped by a prostitute. In the future please refrain from listening to or at the very least caring about their sob stories, a prostitute has only one goal: taking as much of your money for as little effort as possible and if that means trying to deflate your dick by crying about how daddy used to shit in her mouth that's exactly what she'll do.
Lol this isn't my first rodeo, my friend. I've been with upper-crust and dregs-of-society whores before. The only reason I hit up Jenna was to post it and cuz shib made gave me some money to burn lol
 
Lol this isn't my first rodeo, my friend. I've been with upper-crust and dregs-of-society whores before. The only reason I hit up Jenna was to post it and cuz shib made gave me some money to burn lol
I'm torn between disgusted and impressed.
I have one question.
How bad did she smell? 🤢
 
Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:
  • Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
  • Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
  • Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol
She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

I really have nothing to say but
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Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:
  • Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
  • Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
  • Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol
She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.


This is kinda interesting but not really surprising that she's a basket case, I figured enough of one to see the tub pic before reading the post and wonder if she tried to an hero.

So DSP is quickly becoming Jenna.

- both have paranoid delusions
- both want them subs but for different sites
- both want "tips" but will do the bare min for it acting
- both are prostitutes phil just puts on more clothes for money and doesn't literally fuck his whales.
- both have mommy issues just different kind
- neither are employable

Jenna is just further along...I think...I'm just a fat schlub on the internet

but now I have to wonder if fucking with dsp or anything related to him, in figurative terms, is considered pozloading my neghole, what is this?
 
Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:
  • Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
  • Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
  • Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol
She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

holy shit lmaoo
 
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