Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[Owlflaps]

I'm late af but I'm just now catching up on the thread and this made me think, she could actually make a decent business opening a salon for "plus size" (super obese) whales, like this chick did:

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She would probably get some decent publicity doing something like this

Could you imagine Tess trying to run a HAES beauty salon? Doing anything besides nails requires hours of standing. Fat chicks are BPD narc magnets and the place would fucking smell of ego and lymphatic fluids. Tess wouldn't even have the energy to run it. She'd just fatly sit on one of the salon chairs, eye fucking the camera for her tiktok while her assistants do all the the leg work.

 

[FrownyFace]

Day in a life for Tess is pilates, lunch, dinner and wine? No dropping kids off to school? No boring housework?

I know the culture might be different in 'Murica regardibg drinking and kids, but it really bothers me being how much she seems to drink - she IS the solo parent. A glass of wine is nothing, but we KNOW she drinks more than that and will be a drunk mess. That poor kid.

When it comes to those like Tess, Anna, ALR etc, most of all the shit they do is not typical of the average American. Drinking to excess or getting high as a kite in front of your kids is frowned upon. Tess obviously never wanted to be a mom, except she is now and should stop being such a selfish bitch, especially now that she’s 36. Party girl years are well over by this point, mother or not.

 

[NoReturn]

I know the culture might be different in 'Murica regardibg drinking and kids, but it really bothers me being how much she seems to drink - she IS the solo parent. A glass of wine is nothing, but we KNOW she drinks more than that and will be a drunk mess. That poor kid.

Definitely not an "American thing". It's just as sad and pathetic as you think it is.
Alcoholic parents are terrible for children. I hope Rylee kidnaps Bowie.

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

Could you imagine Tess trying to run a HAES beauty salon? Doing anything besides nails requires hours of standing. Fat chicks are BPD narc magnets and the place would fucking smell of ego and lymphatic fluids. Tess wouldn't even have the energy to run it. She'd just fatly sit on one of the salon chairs, eye fucking the camera for her tiktok while her assistants do all the the leg work.

It's been done already

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

A glass of wine is nothing

I’d disagree with that, a glass a day every day is a habit that should not be ignored, plus her excessive weed consumption.

 

[Honey Blossom]

Seeing her blow smoke indoors while being right near the dog makes me so MATI. I’m so thankful that she’s one of the few deathfats without pets to abuse, although she still has kids and it could be argued she treats her children like pets. Either way, what trash behavior. Not that class has ever been synonymous with Tess

Edit: apparently she has a cat. Fantastic. Thanks for the correction @cactus.

 

[cactus]

Seeing her blow smoke indoors while being right near the dog makes me so MATI. I’m so thankful that she’s one of the few deathfats without pets to abuse, although she still has kids and it could be argued she treats her children like pets. Either way, what trash behavior. Not that class has ever been synonymous with Tess

She has cats/a cat.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

This is the one time I'll defend Tess: Knowing her reputation, she may have chosen not to take photos of Bowie's friends. It would be the kind choice.

There was one instance I remember, where Bowie had a play date with the children of Tess' black neighbour, or whoever that was. I believe the children were featured in the photos uncensored, as was her neighbour.

Tess being the virtue signaling bitch she is made it of course about BLM and racism. Because, look my precious lily white blonde boy is playing with black children.

And I think she also took uncensored photos or even a video of a black mum and a child during a BLM protest in L.A.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

There was one instance I remember, where Bowie had a play date with the children of Tess' black neighbour, or whoever that was. I believe the children were featured in the photos uncensored, as was her neighbour.

Tess being the virtue signaling bitch she is made it of course about BLM and racism. Because, look my precious lily white blonde boy is playing with black children.

And I think she also took uncensored photos or even a video of a black mum and a child during a BLM protest in L.A.

I remember the pictures from the protest, she deleted them really quick after another black woman gave her shit for posting them without getting permission from the mother.
She told Tess the woman could've gotten arrested and lost custody of her child if she was identified from Tess's picture, IIRC.

 

[Trombonista]

She has cats/a cat.

Shit, who was taking care of them (and Bowie) while Tess was in London?

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

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God that poor dog looks so stressed out. And she's like holding it in place too.

 

[Snack Cracker]

It's been done already

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Never really understood how the death fat salon works despite reading and watching things about it out of morbid curiosity.
They have extra wide chairs with industrial pneumatics, that’s pretty cool but how are services being done?
Doing hair takes standing, bending, raising arms, walking, it’s not like working in a warehouse but there’s a reason many longtime cosmetologists have physical problems.
Even makeup application to be done properly has to be done standing, leaning forward in a stool to do it would pretty much ruin all technique and symmetry.
It’s never enough for them, even at a pedicure station you can regularly hear some grumble about how NARROW those wide padded massage chairs are.

 

[Rotogravure]

Shit, who was taking care of them (and Bowie) while Tess was in London?

Shit who is taking care of them NOW while Tess is back home? You know that bitch ain't bending down to scoop a poobox.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Never really understood how the death fat salon works despite reading and watching things about it out of morbid curiosity.
They have extra wide chairs with industrial pneumatics, that’s pretty cool but how are services being done?
Doing hair takes standing, bending, raising arms, walking, it’s not like working in a warehouse but there’s a reason many longtime cosmetologists have physical problems.
Even makeup application to be done properly has to be done standing, leaning forward in a stool to do it would pretty much ruin all technique and symmetry.
It’s never enough for them, even at a pedicure station you can regularly hear some grumble about how NARROW those wide padded massage chairs are.

By what I have seen, besides the owner, the employees are functionally fat. I think some even thin. The fat positive attitude goes more into the direction of the customers.

It's also of note that the owner is attempting to lose weight, because of course her body is collapsing under her weight. She shared a photo of our Supamodel Queen Bitch Tess and tagged her. And I believe good ol' Tess gave her the usual treatment, she receives from the higher ups in the celebrity food chain. She ignored her.

 

[Cheesegirl78]

By what I have seen, besides the owner, the employees are functionally fat. I think some even thin. The fat positive attitude goes more into the direction of the customers.

It's also of note that the owner is attempting to lose weight, because of course her body is collapsing under her weight. She shared a photo of our Supamodel Queen Bitch Tess and tagged her. And I believe good ol' Tess gave her the usual treatment, she receives from the higher ups in the celebrity food chain. She ignored her.

I believe the owner had a heart attack, which spurred her into losing weight.

And the salon was to be a welcoming place for fat ladies, no rude comments about the clientele.
I can understand that, I used to go to a salon that got a new manager, a bitchy gay man that had no problem making fun of fat women or any other person that offended his faggot taste.
I found another salon because of him.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

I believe the owner had a heart attack, which spurred her into losing weight.

And the salon was to be a welcoming place for fat ladies, no rude comments about the clientele.
I can understand that, I used to go to a salon that got a new manager, a bitchy gay man that had no problem making fun of fat women or any other person that offended his faggot taste.
I found another salon because of him.

There are videos of her looking almost close to death. And she couldn't stand and had to rely on a walker.

Yes, because it is a trash move shaming fat people for simply existing and living their lives.

And it is equally trashy shaming someone for losing weight. Especially when they face serious health issues or even fucking dying. And that is the big fat hypocrisy of HAES a la Tess.

 

[NoReturn]

Just some Tess-posts, starting with this very reall DM she received:

Fucking wut.

 

[Free the Pedos]

That salon was around for a year or so before it closed. (See Google maps reviews.)

Edit: but @Rotogravure 's links look like they might be back and filming a reality show? Maybe the salon is just for the show, a la Whitney Way Thore's dance class.

 

[Rotogravure]

That salon was around for a year or so before it closed. (See Google maps reviews.)

Babydoll Beauty Couture.

Some links for those not inclined to google.
Video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AGJZJGC6bRI
Yelp: https://www.yelp.com/biz/babydoll-beauty-couture-las-vegas
FB: https://www.facebook.com/BabydollBeautyCouture/ (Which looks like as of November 9th they are back?)
IG: https://www.instagram.com/babydollbeautycouture/?hl=en

A very professional Website: https://www.babydollbeautycouture.com/

And take this for what you will because its The Mirror, but... "Plus-sized beauty salon owner moves business after thugs smear faeces on windows"

 

[Cheesegirl78]

Just some Tess-posts, starting with this very reall DM she received:
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Fucking wut.
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Those shoes were smashed flatter than a damn pancake. No shape left to them at ALL.