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[Sexual Chocolate]

I saw that documentary and my trans-sense pinged, but mainly because early competitive vidya seemed like an unusual place for natal women

Me too (quickly stopped watching it after every episode preached about the amazingness of LGBTQIAWTF+ stuff, I just wanted to see old vidya games from when I was a kid, not be lectured about the intersectionality of neurodivergent African American disabled buttsex and ColecoVision).

Heineman is obviously some kind of autist (look at this poor goofy bastard, this is the face that launched a thousand swirlies)

but at least he had an actual career with people who respected him and successfully fathered five children before trooning out at the age of 40 and entering into a "lesbian" marriage with another unattractive old troon.

Sucks for his ex-wife and kids, but he's more accomplished as a human being than Kevin will ever be.

 

[HullDown]

Sucks for his ex-wife and kids, but he's more accomplished as a human being than Kevin will ever be.

Talk about a low fucking bar. Plus, if anything, fathering five children and then fucking off to be an uwu anime girl is a lower point for a human than just being a porn addicted autist who is too obsessed with toys to even think about progeny. Gibes is a comfy cow because he only hurts himself and those dumb enough to be groomed by him tweeting.

 

[Sexual Chocolate]

Talk about a low fucking bar. Plus, if anything, fathering five children and then fucking off to be an uwu anime girl is a lower point for a human than just being a porn addicted autist who is too obsessed with toys to even think about progeny. Gibes is a comfy cow because he only hurts himself and those dumb enough to be groomed by him tweeting.

Imma defend the slightly less looney troon here

Successfully procreating is the only universally measurable win condition for living beings. If life can be said to have a purpose in Darwinian terms, passing on your genes is that purpose. (Being a good parent is a whole other thing. Tho I'm pretty sure that even if Heineman's kids hate him, they'd probably still prefer to exist than not exist)

By paying to have his genitals removed, Kevin has probably done the human race a favor, but he's also ensured his entire bloodline going back to the primitive cave-Kevins of 20,000 BC dies with him. He has no legacy. He has no achievements, except on Steam. He will leave nothing behind except a bunch of cheap plastic crap and thirsty tweets on the Internet Archive. Nobody will mourn his passing. Nobody will remember him. All those moments will be lost in time, like… Kevin's combover in the rain.

 

[Marcus Tullius Cicero]

Imma defend the slightly less looney troon here

Successfully procreating is the only universally measurable win condition for living beings. If life can be said to have a purpose in Darwinian terms, passing on your genes is that purpose. (Being a good parent is a whole other thing. Tho I'm pretty sure that even if Heineman's kids hate him, they'd probably still prefer to exist than not exist)

By paying to have his genitals removed, Kevin has probably done the human race a favor, but he's also ensured his entire bloodline going back to the primitive cave-Kevins of 20,000 BC dies with him. He has no legacy. He has no achievements, except on Steam. He will leave nothing behind except a bunch of cheap plastic crap and thirsty tweets on the Internet Archive. Nobody will mourn his passing. Nobody will remember him. All those moments will be lost in time, like… Kevin's combover in the rain.

That is a rather tragic outcome, I'd say. Seeing your legacy die so quickly. I have to imagine what his mother feels, as she sees her son become this. Though I'm reminded of a message mentioning a younger brother, so it's not all over yet. So there might be some hope of seeing something good happen, but time will tell. Still, it's unfortunate that she has to see what Kevin has become. I don't think I'd have it in me to sit back and watch as my eldest son destroys himself, but perhaps she's afraid of losing him altogether, if she rejects him and his choices. Which is rather sad, but I can see why she wouldn't want to cut him off completely.

 

[the khat quaffer]

That is a rather tragic outcome, I'd say. Seeing your legacy die so quickly. I have to imagine what his mother feels, as she sees her son become this. Though I'm reminded of a message mentioning a younger brother, so it's not all over yet. So there might be some hope of seeing something good happen, but time will tell. Still, it's unfortunate that she has to see what Kevin has become. I don't think I'd have it in me to sit back and watch as my eldest son destroys himself, but perhaps she's afraid of losing him altogether, if she rejects him and his choices. Which is rather sad, but I can see why she wouldn't want to cut him off completely.

She can speak for herself. Any of my kids talked about trooning out and moon dancing onto some faggot commune they'd get a linoleum head massage.

PS: I'm kidding, you morbid fucks.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Imagine having Kevin for an uncle.

 

[The Final Troondown]

The fact that knowing them, it most definitely has an NSFW channel and God only knows what goes on in there (and in vc) makes me grateful that we are shielded from whatever horrors may lie within that server.

This makes me wonder, in all seriousness, whether trooning out or becoming a heroin addict is worse for someone, in both physical health and overall quality of life.

it's literally just cope
if you arent shooting twice a day you're not using freebase hormones; you're using esterified hormones which are bonded with oil compounds to delay the release (PL I'm a roider)
you won't feel shit after a shot that isn't placebo because those compounds take time for the body to break down and release the hormones into the bloodstream

trannies are so fucking delusional in everything they do

 

[NOT THE BEEEEES!]

Kevin having a serious, debilitating, long term health issue would be hilarious though, especially if he was bedridden.

It wouldn’t really change his daily schedule of seething, coping, sitting on his ass, and tweeting, though

Think I found Kevin's evil twin

• "that" angle AGP smirk but with skin care
• hoards toys but stores them in glass cabinets
• contributes to published fetish games
• retweets furry shit, jap media and coomer stuff but less so

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Might be one for the Tranny Sideshows thread

I suspect he’s got some kind of conditioned placebo response to all injections. His daily estrogen shots turn him on because he pretends it gives him bimbo girlbrain, so after years of that he now gets that same “high” off any shot.

If Kevin were a genZer, he’d be pretending to get high while listening to binaural beats

 

[stupid frog]

Imagine having Kevin for an uncle.

YOU MEAN AUNT, SHITLORD CHUD

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

The grift must go on:
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Has anyone else noticed that kevin‘s grifting seems to coincide with the tranches own crowd funding events? Very thunkful….

How far is the tranch from the nearest emergency room? I'm just wondering what the Scooby Doo gang will do if his newly flayed amhole explodes in a Jazz Jennings-like fashion in the middle of nowhere.

They unironically have experience in unprolapsing blown out alpaca vags so probs they could manage… Jose “shutup mom it’s not a phase” Bean has done it a few times now.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Unrelated to anything, I had a hunch and I was not disappointed.

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[who dare wins?]

Unrelated to anything, I had a hunch and I was not disappointed.
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Serial killers have been known to be AGP, most of them generally are. I think I mentioned it here in this thread or tenacious unicorn ranch but a lot of these serial killers tend to cross dress (randy stair comes to mind) and usually engage in lots of fucked up fantasies (BTK, nightstalker pretty sure). So yeah, maybe kev does have that serial killer side but he has no charm to lure in victims

 

[Humbert Humbert]

Serial killers have been known to be AGP, most of them generally are. I think I mentioned it here in this thread or tenacious unicorn ranch but a lot of these serial killers tend to cross dress (randy stair comes to mind) and usually engage in lots of fucked up fantasies (BTK, nightstalker pretty sure). So yeah, maybe kev does have that serial killer side but he has no charm to lure in victims

Let us also remember that luring in victims would require him to leave his bedroom and interact with people in a manner that isn’t “let’s fuck hshsjsks”

 

[safety math]

Unrelated to anything, I had a hunch and I was not disappointed.
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I can totally see Kev unironically tucking in front of the mirror and tweeting, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me”

 

[AMHOLIO]

Imagine having Kevin for an uncle.

I don't want to.

At least Kevin legitimately makes no plans to see either of his siblings, his sister or his theoretical brother. Gibes is a common enough last name that only the most autistic of school bullies would find material to bully possible nieces and nephews with. It's embarrassing to have an uncle like this but Kevin is so self isolating he basically takes care of himself. Ironically, he sees the rest of the family as family shame compared to him, not him shaming them. A perk I guess?

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Good call. I'm glad it did Kevvie, something has to get through to the shame core.

 

[Boris Blank's glass eye]

Let us also remember that luring in victims would require him to leave his bedroom and interact with people in a manner that isn’t “let’s fuck hshsjsks”

And the ability to move instead of awkwardly waddling around in pain.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Imagine having Kevin for an uncle.

thanks i'm sad now

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No, that's what normies think trannies do, and thank you for proving them correct.

Let us also remember that luring in victims would require him to leave his bedroom and interact with people in a manner that isn’t “let’s fuck hshsjsks”

Is this a bad time to point out that at least one serial killer has catfished his victims?

 

[KiwiFuzz]

I can totally see Kev unironically tucking in front of the mirror and tweeting, “Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me”

"Goodbye, alpacas, I'm flying over you...."

 

[Humbert Humbert]

thanks i'm sad now

No, that's what normies think trannies do, and thank you for proving them correct.

Is this a bad time to point out that at least one serial killer has catfished his victims?

Oh shit you right, but we also have to remember that Kevin backs out at the mention of actually meeting up and fucking (see BLFC)

 

[Meiwaku]

Trans awareness week!

Here's a hot take from Wedge. Also I'm 100000% certain every girl and boy has at least wondered once what it would be like to be the opposite sex.

Kevin is awake, also I'm positive boy horny sounds a whole lot like this....

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Sorry if repost but its a Kevin Rare

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