Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

Guess Kat's weight.

  • >200 lbs.

    Votes: 17 3.2%

  • 200 lbs.-250 lbs.

    Votes: 116 22.1%

  • 250 lbs.- 300 lbs.

    Votes: 85 16.2%

  • Damn that's a huge bitch.

    Votes: 307 58.5%
  • Total voters
    525
shalashaska said:
Nah but she did reference her dead daad, which I couldn't help but chuckle at. "The only person that checks me is my daddy and he dead" or something like that lol

Let's just say I spent less than OIC spends on Phil in a day. She got fed, but I got her a pack of little caesers breadsticks with marinara sauce. You can't make this shit up, that is what she requested lol
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If that story is true, you're the definition of a piece of shit. Just as bad as the cunts who kept pushing Chris Chan into his degeneracy and ultimate incarceration.

Jenna has issues, mental issues, everyone knows that including you. You're abusing someone who's down on her luck and doesn't know how to fix it. She has no one to go to for help. At least thinks she doesn't, there are charities and she's stated she's living off food stamps. Said numerous times she doesn't like fucking guys but needs the money. Can tell by the way she talks and posts online that she's broken. She needs help and guidance not dicking from a pathetic faggot after attention on these forums.

I've had some bad times but I'm a guy. It's easier for us. I've known girls to be in the same and worse states than her. Not all their stories ended well. Our job as men (me, not you) is to watch over for the weak and keep them as safe. Not take advantage. She's not some Internet porn star sport fucking. She's desperate. You could have helped her get a job. Taken her to one of the women's charities for help. Taken her out for a good meal and bought her a room for the night. But no, you're a cunt.
 
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
If that story is true, you're the definition of a piece of shit. Just as bad as the cunts who kept pushing Chris Chan into his degeneracy and ultimate incarceration.

Jenna has issues, mental issues, everyone knows that including you. You're abusing someone who's down on her luck and doesn't know how to fix it. She has no one to go to for help. At least thinks she doesn't, there are charities and she's stated she's living off food stamps. Said numerous times she doesn't like fucking guys but needs the money. Can tell by the way she talks and posts online that she's broken. She needs help and guidance not dicking from a pathetic faggot after attention on these forums.

I've had some bad times but I'm a guy. It's easier for us. I've known girls to be in the same and worse states than her. Not all their stories ended well. Our job as men (me, not you) is to watch over for the weak and keep them as safe. Not take advantage. She's not some Internet porn star sport fucking. She's desperate. You could have helped her get a job. Taken her to one of the women's charities for help. Taken her out for a good meal and bought her a room for the night. But no, you're a cunt.
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Why don't you go pick her up sport?
 
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@shalashaska, we're going to need some proof of your claims and I think I've devised a way to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you really fucked Phil's sister in law:

First, you'll need to hire Jenna again, so buy a Snickers bar or whatever the fuck her fee is. Then take the condom I hope you plan on using and write SHALASHASKA along the side of it with a sharpie. Include the date too. Here's where it gets tricky... you will need to take a photo of your condomed penis partially inside Jenna, with the name and date fully visible. You might have to write really, really small.

I'm afraid this is the only way.
 
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shalashaska said:
Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:
  • Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
  • Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
  • Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol
She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

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Mate i won't judge you, you are a hero in my books. :semperfidelis:
 
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DontEatSilicaGel said:
If that story is true, you're the definition of a piece of shit. Just as bad as the cunts who kept pushing Chris Chan into his degeneracy and ultimate incarceration.

Jenna has issues, mental issues, everyone knows that including you. You're abusing someone who's down on her luck and doesn't know how to fix it. She has no one to go to for help. At least thinks she doesn't, there are charities and she's stated she's living off food stamps. Said numerous times she doesn't like fucking guys but needs the money. Can tell by the way she talks and posts online that she's broken. She needs help and guidance not dicking from a pathetic faggot after attention on these forums.

I've had some bad times but I'm a guy. It's easier for us. I've known girls to be in the same and worse states than her. Not all their stories ended well. Our job as men (me, not you) is to watch over for the weak and keep them as safe. Not take advantage. She's not some Internet porn star sport fucking. She's desperate. You could have helped her get a job. Taken her to one of the women's charities for help. Taken her out for a good meal and bought her a room for the night. But no, you're a cunt.
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Lol, sit the fuck down.
 
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shalashaska said:
Ofc I used a glove, I'm not Derich (whose name I used as an alias lol).

Let's just say I know why that guy had to use a fake dick. Jenna is just so weird, she instantly deflates the balloon. Like it's just so uncomfortable being around her, that's it's hard to get..what's the word...hard.
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Hope that you complimented her and got to hear “thanks Derich, I appreciate that”
 
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I mean if you are fucking with Jenna, I don't know... shes just a fucked up woman who happens to be related to Kat. Seems kinda pointless tbh.

Though wouldn't the biggest gay op really to help her be in a less fucked up position than Kat (and Phil)? The Farms is full of fuck ups, maybe the reverse could be funny... if possible. Probably not.
 
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