Lolcow Melinda Leigh Scott & Marshall Castersen - Sue-happy couple. Flat earth conspiracists. Pretending to be Jewish. Believe Kiwi Farms is protected by the Masonic Order. 0-6 on lawsuits. Marshall is dead.

I hope that I get last rites done on me before I die, because the holy oil reanimates you as a revenant so you can complete a task before your soul leaves your decomposing corpse. Most people seem to spend that time going on killing sprees, judging from the documentaries I've seen about revenants, but I think that I'll probably spend that time doing some yardwork.
 
For fucks sake, I said trace your dick on a paper and you got all wound up. I'm satisfied with my sex life with Marshall, don't flatter yourself. Even though you're quite the aggresive type who therefore, probably would be able to pull off some BDSM manuevers, Marshall is way more cowboy than you, and much more able to act that role. You seem to immature to saddle a 36 year old woman.
I am better at sex than Marshall ever will be, my cock is so long that anyone who tries to rob it gets shish-kebabed and my dick starts to burn from all the blood, poop, and stomach acid it's being covered in. It's happened so often that my dick is always red and rashy, so it hurts when I gotta hold it to take a piss. Granted, it's usually not an issue because even when it's flaccid I can let it out and it just kinda sinks into the toilet and I can piss without making any kind of mess. But sometimes when I get it in just the wrong position it burns like if my testicles are being stabbed with thumbtacks, which if you've ever experienced it feels almost pleasurable at first but after like the third tack it starts to hurt intensely.
 
Growing hair and fingernails are a myth too. The illusion is caused by skin drying out.
You also kind of need the germinal matrix to be alive for it to tell the body to create keratin. Since the cells in the brain die off the fastest there is no time for that to happen.
 
Vampires are real but you can keep them away with a cross.
If Mel tries to emulate early pre-Church disciples of Jesus she should probably use ichthys:
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You can keep Melinda away with a bar of soap.
If fish is repelling evil maybe there is something more to her stance on personal hygiene...
 
Marshall, if your DNA would overwrite the DNA of the fetus she was pregnant with, then there should be no reason to fear a paternity test, right? Why is she so touchy about getting a paternity test, huh? What on earth could she be hiding from you? If you aren't interested in getting a paternity test, why not? Are you that much of a coward?

What happened to those cute video responses you were making for me, huh cowboy? Why don't you show your viewers some of my more recent posts, buttercup? This is why your youtube channel blows, you show them what you want to show them and not what they want to see. Too much ego, not enough pragmatism. Like writing a pamphlet about recess and charging almost $40 for it.

Marshall, you might believe that kicking that fucking trash and her kids out is a mean thing to do, but it's really for the best. I'd kick her out and then call CPS on her to make sure the kids don't stay homeless. They need to go to a real school, the fucking tard that lets you put your beaner wiener into her is a fucking tard. She can't give them any of the tools they'll need to make it in the real world. Look at how garbage her life is, I don't see how anyone can look at her and her life and consider her wise or knowledgeable about anything at all. It's pure delusions all the way through with that fucking trash.

You know smoking has a negative effect on male.. virility? Also, aging causes erections to be less hard. Also, every inch of belly fat further shortens your little dick, it ends up getting "swallowed" by the pubic area fat. I don't think she likes riding your soft little dick as much as she likes getting fucked by some young, hard cock. No woman wants to be fucked with a noodle, they like their cocks fucking hard. Tell me I'm wrong if I'm wrong, ladies.

I suspect she goes after the younger guys when you aren't around, they'd be easiest and it's also something she keeps talking about, right? She keeps talking about how young men actually prefer "women" like her. Uh, no, not quite smelly. Having once been a young man I can tell you that there is definitely a period where you'd probably put your cock into almost anything human and female that has a pulse. Not anything, but almost anything, yes absolutely. You notice any young, blond studs in the area? Maybe not a stud, maybe just a sped like you, but a lot younger? When you see her and this blond guy interact in front of you, does it always feel a little bit weird?

hmm, I wonder why that could be...


ETA: I don't think he can kick her out. Pretty sure he's burned all of his bridges just like she's burned all of hers. He needs her income, she needs his name.

Just don't go kicking her out before Null gets paid, okay cowboy? Doing that would upset me, you don't want to upset me, do you cowboy?
 
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Marshall, if your DNA would overwrite the DNA of the fetus she was pregnant with, then there should be no reason to fear a paternity test, right? Why is she so touchy about getting a paternity test, huh? What on earth could she be hiding from you? If you aren't interested in getting a paternity test, why not? Are you that much of a coward?

What happened to those cute video responses you were making for me, huh cowboy? Why don't you show your viewers some of my more recent posts, buttercup? This is why your youtube channel blows, you show them what you want to show them and not what they want to see. Too much ego, not enough pragmatism. Like writing a pamphlet about recess and charging almost $40 for it.

Marshall, you might believe that kicking that fucking trash and her kids out is a mean thing to do, but it's really for the best. I'd kick her out and then call CPS on her to make sure the kids don't stay homeless. They need to go to a real school, the fucking tard that lets you put your beaner wiener into her is a fucking tard. She can't give them any of the tools they'll need to make it in the real world. Look at how garbage her life is, I don't see how anyone can look at her and her life and consider her wise or knowledgeable about anything at all. It's pure delusions all the way through with that fucking trash.

You know smoking has a negative effect on male.. virility? Also, aging causes erections to be less hard. Also, every inch of belly fat further shortens your little dick, it ends up getting "swallowed" by the pubic area fat. I don't think she likes riding your soft little dick as much as she likes getting fucked by some young, hard cock. No woman wants to be fucked with a noodle, they like their cocks fucking hard. Tell me I'm wrong if I'm wrong, ladies.

I suspect she goes after the younger guys when you aren't around, they'd be easiest and it's also something she keeps talking about, right? She keeps talking about how young men actually prefer "women" like her. Uh, no, not quite smelly. Having once been a young man I can tell you that there is definitely a period where you'd probably put your cock into almost anything human and female that has a pulse. Not anything but almost anything, absolutely. You notice any young, blond studs in the area? Maybe not a stud, maybe just a sped like you, but a lot younger? When you see her and this blond guy interact in front of you, does it always feel a little bit weird?

hmm, I wonder why that could be...
No you see any time Marshall get's some dealer to nut up in his ass or mouth it changes his DNA to that of the dealers, that's why the kid wont look like him.
I thought that they didn't live together. Do they live together now?
Don' t know where else she could stay.
 
I thought that they didn't live together. Do they live together now?
Where else is she going to go? Just from looking at her history of lawsuits it quickly becomes clear that nobody sane would ever rent to her. She is a blight upon landlords. She actually seems to have been kicked out of Section 8 housing and the program. She won't go near a woman's shelter again after the mandatory reporters at the last one quickly called CPS. I don't think it's possible for her to find someone actually dumber than Marshall to tolerate her shit. Anyone that stupid already has a legal guardian. I don't think even a Cult would touch her at this point. She sued her last Cult.
 
Where else is she going to go? Just from looking at her history of lawsuits it quickly becomes clear that nobody sane would ever rent to her. She is a blight upon landlords. She actually seems to have been kicked out of Section 8 housing and the program. She won't go near a woman's shelter again after the mandatory reporters at the last one quickly called CPS. I don't think it's possible for her to find someone actually dumber than Marshall to tolerate her shit. Anyone that stupid already has a legal guardian. I don't think even a Cult would touch her at this point. She sued her last Cult.
There is one single """Rabbi""" in TN who teaches similarly to her beliefs, and for a while we were all suspecting that she was aligned with him, especially since she's posted from TN recently. However, if that was the case I think she's definitely worn out her welcome by now.
 
Where else is she going to go? Just from looking at her history of lawsuits it quickly becomes clear that nobody sane would ever rent to her. She is a blight upon landlords. She actually seems to have been kicked out of Section 8 housing and the program. She won't go near a woman's shelter again after the mandatory reporters at the last one quickly called CPS. I don't think it's possible for her to find someone actually dumber than Marshall to tolerate her shit. Anyone that stupid already has a legal guardian. I don't think even a Cult would touch her at this point. She sued her last Cult.
If I wasn’t aware of her sue-happy nature I’d let her and the piglets try to live her 100% natural life on the land I own just for laughs. Without any modern conveniences. Fertile soil, well water, etc.. everything- I just would give it 3 days before one of the piglets was eaten by a wild animal or drowned and I’m not about to let her sue me for her inadequacy.
 
Where else is she going to go? Just from looking at her history of lawsuits it quickly becomes clear that nobody sane would ever rent to her. She is a blight upon landlords. She actually seems to have been kicked out of Section 8 housing and the program. She won't go near a woman's shelter again after the mandatory reporters at the last one quickly called CPS. I don't think it's possible for her to find someone actually dumber than Marshall to tolerate her shit. Anyone that stupid already has a legal guardian. I don't think even a Cult would touch her at this point. She sued her last Cult.
She can't live anywhere else. She is tied to Marshall for shelter until someone else comes around. Thats why she left him and went right back to him
 
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