Orbiter Kat Speculation - With guest appearances by her sister, Jenna

[Space Cooter]

Maybe Jenna can have purpose in life yet. She can help many a lonely kiwi lose their virginity.

Might be the only way to fix A and N once and for all.

 

[shalashaska]

@shalashaska do you have any receipts to back up your claims? I would like a little more proof of your night of mischief.

What else would you like, aside from a tale too unbelievable to be made up?

 

[hundredthousand]

The fact you said your name was Derich just cracked me up.

That was the cherry on top.

So, have you ever had crazier then her?

 

[Swirling weeb]

This may be one of those situations in where I’m going to take everything at face value and not question validity

 

[shalashaska]

If that story is true, you're the definition of a piece of shit. Just as bad as the cunts who kept pushing Chris Chan into his degeneracy and ultimate incarceration.

Jenna has issues, mental issues, everyone knows that including you. You're abusing someone who's down on her luck and doesn't know how to fix it. She has no one to go to for help. At least thinks she doesn't, there are charities and she's stated she's living off food stamps. Said numerous times she doesn't like fucking guys but needs the money. Can tell by the way she talks and posts online that she's broken. She needs help and guidance not dicking from a pathetic faggot after attention on these forums.

I've had some bad times but I'm a guy. It's easier for us. I've known girls to be in the same and worse states than her. Not all their stories ended well. Our job as men (me, not you) is to watch over for the weak and keep them as safe. Not take advantage. She's not some Internet porn star sport fucking. She's desperate. You could have helped her get a job. Taken her to one of the women's charities for help. Taken her out for a good meal and bought her a room for the night. But no, you're a cunt.

This is so regarded I don't know if it's serious, but I'll respond anyway. This is not an individual problem, it is a systemic problem. Doing this or not doesn't solve the problem that is homelessness, and the compounded problem that is mental health. She got some money and a place to sleep for the night. The alternative would be sleeping in van. Her timeline has not changed aside from one day. She will still be one of the myriad homeless people who, due to complex issues, end up on the living on the street. If you care about them so much, start an outreach problem, don't moralize at me from a keyboard.

We need one of the hetero's to seduce Kat. If her sister is fair game then Kat should be the main event. Let's fuck everyone Phil knows, I'll tag his dad.

I hope one day your wish is fulfilled

@shalashaska, we're going to need some proof of your claims and I think I've devised a way to prove beyond a shadow of a doubt that you really fucked Phil's sister in law:

First, you'll need to hire Jenna again, so buy a Snickers bar or whatever the fuck her fee is. Then take the condom I hope you plan on using and write SHALASHASKA along the side of it with a sharpie. Include the date too. Here's where it gets tricky... you will need to take a photo of your condomed penis partially inside Jenna, with the name and date fully visible. You might have to write really, really small.

I'm afraid this is the only way.

Lol I really wanted to make her write "hi kiwi farms" or some dumb shit, but she would have known my intentions.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Lol I really wanted to make her write "hi kiwi farms" or some dumb shit, but she would have known my intentions.

You should have blasted "KF" on her back when you finished and took a pic of it.

 

[actually]

FYI, you can hit the "+ quote" button on multiple posts. When you then choose "Insert Quotes", you'll have all of them in the reply box for a single post instead of making several posts in a row.

 

[shalashaska]

I bet she smelled like piss and garbage.

She actually didn't smell that bad, which is surprising. After the kool-aid bath, she smelled ok.

FYI, you can hit the "+ quote" button on multiple posts. When you then choose "Insert Quotes", you'll have all of them in the reply box for a single post instead of making several posts in a row.

Sorry I usually just lurk

 

[actually]

Sorry I usually just lurk

I figured as much based on the join date of your account.

 

[Freshtodeath]

I was gonna say fake and gay until I saw the photos. You are a legend. Next time buy her a bus ticket to phil's house.

 

[Prince Lotor]

If that story is true, you're the definition of a piece of shit. Just as bad as the cunts who kept pushing Chris Chan into his degeneracy and ultimate incarceration.

Jenna has issues, mental issues, everyone knows that including you. You're abusing someone who's down on her luck and doesn't know how to fix it. She has no one to go to for help. At least thinks she doesn't, there are charities and she's stated she's living off food stamps. Said numerous times she doesn't like fucking guys but needs the money. Can tell by the way she talks and posts online that she's broken. She needs help and guidance not dicking from a pathetic faggot after attention on these forums.

I've had some bad times but I'm a guy. It's easier for us. I've known girls to be in the same and worse states than her. Not all their stories ended well. Our job as men (me, not you) is to watch over for the weak and keep them as safe. Not take advantage. She's not some Internet porn star sport fucking. She's desperate. You could have helped her get a job. Taken her to one of the women's charities for help. Taken her out for a good meal and bought her a room for the night. But no, you're a cunt.

I think you're confusing things the person who was larping as Jenna on here said with the real Jenna.

Someone recently told her she could get that sweet detractor cash if she went live on Twitch and she lmao'd at their "job opportunity" and basically said 'I fuck for money. Pay me, subscribe to my OnlyFans, or fuck off.'

The time she spent with our humble Kiwi honestly sounds like the least abused and desperate she's been for a while. He even bought her the Little Ceasar's Crazy Bread that she wanted.

Did he use her? Yeah, but that's the lifestyle she chooses. She self-defines as a hooker. If he tried to do some 'Pretty Woman' Cinderella bullshit she has openly stated 'I will rob your ass and leave.'

 

[The Rockafire Explosion]

Massive shout out to Brazy Mamo and Shalashaska! Their bukkakool-aid scene wasn't my proudest fap!

 

[Ultrapenguin]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Ok, so Jenna was fine with posing so you could take photos of her? With what a standoffish bitch she can be? And she just brought up KF apropos of nothing? Like what, she delves into that with every client she engages with, or did she simply notice you were extremely pale and doughy and figured you must be familiar enough with the internet that you'd know who the fuck DSP is and would care?

You sure you didn't, say, message her on onlyfans and offer to pay her to create a bunch of photos you're building a story around?

I don't believe your lies friendo. I struggle to accept "she instantly deflates the balloon" is the kind of verbage used by a man capable of hiring and also banging prostitutes, because it's tough to bone when you're that nerdy and the woman you're with could almost certainly beat you up.

Okay serious question. Does anyone find it fucked up that, her sister doesn't lift a finger to help? She's married to Phil. Meaning his house is her house. Why doesn't she take her homeless broke sister in? They live in a 6 bedroom home where the cat probably has its own bedroom. How could you let your own family walk the streets? Kat could raise her own fundraiser to put them in rehab or something??? Anything???

I think this is part of why so many detractors struggle to understand Kat marrying Philburt.
If someone is a middle class dude from a normal-ish family the concept of basically disowning your siblings or parents probably seems nuts, but for the dredges of society familial relation doesn't mean a lot. These are insane individuals with equal levels of personality disorders and chemical dependencies raised in households where their parents spent the majority of their time absent physically or psychologically, and the times they were present they spent fucking their kids up by getting plastered then slapping them around and locking them in closets because they think they're possessed by demons and whatnot.
For people like Jenna and Kat, they've learned from childhood that personal survival is the only thing that matters. It's sad, but for a lot of people it's life. Count your blessings.

 

[Ching_Chong]

There must be some Ching Chong here that could woo Catherine's weeaboo desires. Phil would hate zipperheads more than WW2 vets.

As Ching_Chong, I'm not touching that Phil touched pussy.

 

[GunnlaugurSassoon]

With nude pictures one of Jenna's johns took of her being posted to a site she explicitly doesn't like does Null need yet another warning of possible incoming IP requests for revenge porn charges

 

[Don't you lecture me]

You could have helped her get a job. Taken her to one of the women's charities for help. Taken her out for a good meal and bought her a room for the night. But no, you're a cunt.

What's stopping you from doing any of those things for her?

Or is it someone else's job to adopt random people off of the street and run their lives for them, not yours?

 

[Darksfadil]

If that story is true, you're the definition of a piece of shit. Just as bad as the cunts who kept pushing Chris Chan into his degeneracy and ultimate incarceration.

Jenna has issues, mental issues, everyone knows that including you. You're abusing someone who's down on her luck and doesn't know how to fix it. She has no one to go to for help. At least thinks she doesn't, there are charities and she's stated she's living off food stamps. Said numerous times she doesn't like fucking guys but needs the money. Can tell by the way she talks and posts online that she's broken. She needs help and guidance not dicking from a pathetic faggot after attention on these forums.

I've had some bad times but I'm a guy. It's easier for us. I've known girls to be in the same and worse states than her. Not all their stories ended well. Our job as men (me, not you) is to watch over for the weak and keep them as safe. Not take advantage. She's not some Internet porn star sport fucking. She's desperate. You could have helped her get a job. Taken her to one of the women's charities for help. Taken her out for a good meal and bought her a room for the night. But no, you're a cunt.

was 100% correct until you said it was easier for guys

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

What's stopping you from doing any of those things for her?

Or is it someone else's job to adopt random people off of the street and run their lives for them, not yours?

Well, at least he didn’t take out Anna Johnson and

Spoiler

lick Stevia off her poop bag, then plunge headfirst into the fire crotch

, there are worse cows to pork

 

[thedingledongle]

Let me preface this with: I know I'm a degenerate. But curiosity got the better of me, and I ended up meeting Officer Sanders irl. I think I may be traumatized, the autism was just that bad. I got a room, which I told her she could stay the night in, so she brought her hobo pack. She had a panic attack shortly after, so we had to talk for an hour to bring her down.

Out of nowhere, she started talking about her sister and brought up one Phillip Burnell. Things I gleaned from our conversation:

• Wholeheartedly believes DSP is a pedophile because of the fapcident. In her own words: "Why would someone start masturbating after streaming to children?". Hates him because she too was molested.
• Hates Khet because she's married to DSP and is never planning on speaking to her ever again. Also hates her mom who's homeless in Michigan rn.
• Has a problem with "a certain website" *hint hint* because they post her nudes and tell her to kys. Could not even bring herself too utter the name lol

She had a container of Kool-Aid liquid mix, so she added some to a bottle of water and was drinking from it. But for some reason she thought it would be a good idea to add it to her bath, and ended up trashing the bathtub. She splashed it on herself, so it stained her skin. She did it to create content for onlyfans, which should be up soon. Jesus...

She then smoked some dank, we did stuff, and that was that. I need to reevaluate my life choices.

Spoiler: NSFW

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Something of a degenerate myself but wow that ass looks surprisingly nice

 

[General Tug Boat]

I was wondering until a brave venturer would go and attempt to get Jenna for one of her services, just to entertain, and inspire the thread. What a monumental week in this sub forums history, and I have to say that Jenna is still a gross gutter slut, but I can understand how come she is this way. Though, it is a systematic issue, and truly a person like her just demonstrates the failures of mental health services in the United States.

Personally I would like to see someone like Jenna get the obvious mental help she needs along with get access to the proper resources to not have to be a fucked up homeless escort. Though, the life she chose, is a life of sleeping in vans, sucking off strangers for bread sticks, and is the prime canadiate of bottom bitch on Chuck's Sneed and Feed plantation.

I for one would have to say that next time some one risked the clap for the Farmers entertainment. Put a Phil emote on the money shot with #MASSIVE-SHOUT-OUT TO THE BEAUTIFUL OFFFICERS SANDERS! With tagging the Derich ,Jackie, on Twitter. See which one of the coomers RT to Phillip first for extra laughs. The bonus is you'll know that Phil will be 3/4 deep in the gin when you start to see him seethe on Twitter.