DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell: General Discussion #2

[Fragarach]

"Tips help immediately in the short-term!"

I swear to God he's been saying this for like 5 years now. 5 years isn't "short-term", Phillip.

 

[TurdFondler]

"I'm flooring it! Look I'm flooring it!" He says as he can't keep a line and completely fucks up the turn. He was gaining on that car but he just doesn't understand turns.

 

[SaidNoOneEver]

DSP struggles to change a fucking light bulb.

 

[Dona Morte]

Phil says he would not recommend it. Try to convince other people to become members.
How would YOU convince people to pay Phil?
Now he doubts that with the clone accounts that we would hit the necessary memberships.
He just had a wheelchair ADMIT they created another account to support.
Top tipper last night "contacted him behind the scenes" and told him to drive whatever he wants.
Yo Green Tea is killing it today.
He is not going to make it long.
Here comes Derich to KILL the joke.
Now the chat is shitting on him.

 

[Fragarach]

...This dude doesn't want to wear headphones because he's so filthy he'll somehow get an infection from them (que?) so instead of unplugging them and just using his TV's sound, he's setting the headphones a few feet away and just using that audio. That has to be the stupidest fucking thing I've ever seen...

 

[tzgnilki]

DSP struggles to change a fucking light bulb.

next week he'll reveal a mysterious electrical fault that will suspiciously cost $1,000, same price as the plumbing, same as the identity fraud lawyer, same as the bankruptcy lawyer, same as his tax guy

 

[San Dimas High School]

One of the shittiest top tipper award we've seen for a while

Worse than the picking a place for me to fly next (at least you can pick Phil to FLY over the pigpen), definitely way worse than the Minecraft name-my-horse-after-yourself award

So why did Phil do it?

Greed, greed, it's greed (and laziness of course)

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I saw his chat when he proposed this. He said something like "let's see what the chat says, if they like it I'll do it". No one said anything for a while, I think after a while 1 person said yes and 10 said it was dumb, so of course now he's doing it.

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

"I'm flooring it! Look I'm flooring it!" He says as he can't keep a line and completely fucks up the turn. He was gaining on that car but he just doesn't understand turns.

No wonder this imbecile crashed his car. He fucking drives and plays driving games like Mario Kart.

 

[Fragarach]

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is may be his worst playthrough ever. This entire stream is ass.

 

[Wasabi Panda]

he literally drives better when he's not even looking at the screen. This really should be little titty bitch AI whines and learns what HOOOMONS call driving.

 

[JohnRedcorn]

Phil will probably go through this whole play through without ever once upgrading or tuning his car. He’s gonna just drive the stock version of every car and bitch about how much they suck.

 

[CoomerCouch v2.69]

"This game is the MOST HIGHLY REVIEWED GAME OF 2021"
"God everything in this game is so stupid, what's the point of all this crap?"

It's almost like without a money buff he forgets the narrative

 

[TheGreatWhiteNorth]

Big ups to Snort Burnell with Phil's latest whinefest (still bitching about that $600 tip). Phil, you really need to learn how to cover this up. And no, having a hat behind a paywall isn't going to cut it for people that don't have a hamster's IQ.

 

[YokuNama]

he literally drives better when he's not even looking at the screen.

Here's proof of this guy being 100% correct.

In fact Phil is so bad, the game is thinking: "Oh this guy is just crashing into stuff on purpose! INITIATE ARCADE MODE!"

All this bad driving because he refuses to put on his glasses to drive. (Which it says on his real license is required for him to drive but refuses to use.)

 

[REGENDarySumanai]

Big ups to Snort Burnell with Phil's latest whinefest (still bitching about that $600 tip). Phil, you really need to learn how to cover this up. And no, having a hat behind a paywall isn't going to cut it for people that don't have a hamster's IQ.

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He really needs to accept the fact that he is balding. It's painfully obvious at this point and there's going to be a point where not even his most dented viewers wouldn't be able to deny it.

 

[Surly Muppet]

Phil just responded to someone on stream asking why, if he had no Paypal info, did he once claim on stream that he had a guy's name and IP address.
Phil said he that isn't possible; he never said that.
Here's Tevin reacting to Phil saying exactly that.

I believe this was actually about Phil's forums, so he was probably playing semantics, though it's worth noting that he also lied that his forum provided him with this information.
But he then amended his 'I get no info' statement and said that he could see info if the person made the info visible on Paypal.

The story keeps sliding...

EDIT: Someone told Phil to send out a begging tweet because he is at $23.
Phil's response was "No, I'm not going to do that."
... why? This would be the first night where he has been this low and hasn't done so.

 

[YokuNama]

Chat realizing its pretty stupid to tip for a change in the car he drives.


Instant LIMB.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

Near end of disaster stream status:

Total tip: $35

Top tip: Guitar player ($10)

Members: 284

Viewer: 248

Phil is begging hard

"For some reason both streams today are VERY SLOW"

"I'm hoping some generous party can step it up because I honestly don't know what else I can do. I'm having fun, and chat is engaging, but support is low, right"

*Lean in nervous snort*

 

[iNEEDthatMoney]

I'm not exaggerating when I say this is may be his worst playthrough ever. This entire stream is ass.

Worse than Donkey Kong 64?

 

[YokuNama]

Top Tipper InfiniteRelapse paid $15 during Phil's stalling drive to the next area. Ends the stream. Relapse says he wants him to drive the Acura NSX. Phil says I don't have it and makes him pick from the 12 cars he already owns. He has 1.5 million credits and could easily buy the Acura. Chat responds. Some get banned.