Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Is Jack still doing the Dickens-style feast? He'd better start doing research and laying in the specialty supplies; I'm worried about a one-armed man with low reading comprehension trying to make his very first boiled pudding day-of.

Do you want to have the UK invading the USA again and burning down the White House, like in bloody 1812? Because that's exactly what could happen if Il Grande Ritardo, sorry, Jack does that thing.
But on a more serious note, I can't wait to see what kind of abomination he creates this time. It's my second guilty pleasure after singing Taylor Swift songs under the shower.

 

[Super Hans]

Is Jack still doing the Dickens-style feast? He'd better start doing research and laying in the specialty supplies; I'm worried about a one-armed man with low reading comprehension trying to make his very first boiled pudding day-of.

We all know how this is going to turn out - a Fat on the Go for Denny's filmed on Christmas Day, released some time in March.

 

[rubytintedchix]

I know one! It’s called get your fat ass out of your recliner and contribute something to your marriage and society.

 

[the khat quaffer]

If your looking for a present for people you secretly hate and despise, look no further.

Imagine the morons who wear this shit for the season.
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Sorry, Jack. There is no way in HELL your merch is selling. You one armed, stroked out, and crippled faggot.

If only the Secret Santa didn't have a rule about not spending money on our gifts.

I can think of a few people that would be... tickled "pink" over getting a Cooking with Jack phone case.

 

[Fialovy]

If only the Secret Santa didn't have a rule about not spending money on our gifts.

I can think of a few people that would be... tickled "pink" over getting a Cooking with Jack phone case.

Shhhhhh... one of my gift ideas if I got someone who was into cooking or put their favorite foods was give them a favorite holiday recipe of mine then give a "Jack version" of the recipe that would simulate how he would probably fuck it up.

 

[introman]

My source told me about this:

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Janette tried to take Jack for some mild hikes and he was bitching during the two trips. jack said he was continuing his healthy lifestyle, so he wouldn't feel pressured to go exercise with Tammy and Janette. Let's just say that the only exercise Jack does is post on facebook, look at Samsclub.com and barely promote his own show.

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[p1138]

My source told me about this:

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Janette tried to take Jack for some mild hikes and he was bitching during the two trips. jack said he was continuing his healthy lifestyle, so he wouldn't feel pressured to go exercise with Tammy and Janette. Let's just say that the only exercise Jack does is post on facebook, look at Samsclub.com and barely promote his own show.

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LOL, who the fuck is Jack to rate anything about mountain biking or trail running? I can barely believe he walked the whole damn thing, if I'm reading that screenshot right it took his fat ass almost an hour to walk 1.5 miles? wtf

 

[densedance]

"Hard for Mountain Biking" "Moderate for Trail running"

You shut your whore mouth, Jack.

 

[GentlemanFaggot]

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I know one! It’s called get your fat ass out of your recliner and contribute something to your marriage and society.

Oh boy, is Jack going to get on the Jordan Petersen train about four years too late?

 

[TurdFondler]

Heaven forbid you go on a hike and have to consult a map. I'd like to speak to this forest's manager.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

LOL, who the fuck is Jack to rate anything about mountain biking or trail running? I can barely believe he walked the whole damn thing, if I'm reading that screenshot right it took his fat ass almost an hour to walk 1.5 miles? wtf

And then in the description for the hike he wrote "Paved path. Just kind of a walk more than a hike. Nice and peaceful but not really any exercise. I’m guessing the word Greenway basically means paved path." Fatty trying to pretend it was no big deal when he crawled along a 36-foot elevation gain paved path at less than 2 mph pace.

 

[ZipDisk]

He needs a leadership book because he thinks his people are turning against him on this BBQ wars tour. He even mentioned that the other patrons of Location #2 were hostile to him.

It was great.

Maybe location #3 will run him off or preemptively tell him he isn't welcome to film or eat.

Would we get a parking lot seethe for that, or would he just say "They were closed the day we went, so we moved on to the next location" ?

 

[Phil Ken Sebben]

And then in the description for the hike he wrote "Paved path. Just kind of a walk more than a hike. Nice and peaceful but not really any exercise. I’m guessing the word Greenway basically means paved path." Fatty trying to pretend it was no big deal when he crawled along a 36-foot elevation gain paved path at less than 2 mph pace.

You think he walked that distance? Fatty Doo Doo had his scooty puff to get him around.

 

[Aaway]

thanksgiving isn't for another 11 days and these boomers already put up their christmas tree. no wonder stores start putting out the christmas stuff in august these days

 

[Ihatejackscalfani]

thanksgiving isn't for another 11 days and these boomers already put up their christmas tree. no wonder stores start putting out the christmas stuff in august these days

Tammy looks very fuckable in this picture.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Jack is the stereotypical boomer. Do as he says not as he does. Btw, was just at Publix, there are plenty o’ Turkeys to be had. .39 a lb. If I had room to store one right now I would have picked up one.

Product shortages will vary by area. There are a lot of factors at play. If you have space, I recommend a chest freezer. I picked one up not too long ago.

Cat food supply has been particularly bad. I assume it relates to aluminum shortages. I have gone from maintaining a supply of 14 days on hand to 72 days on hand for my furry friend's food.

Not to power level but I work in product supply for a large company that makes stuff you all have in your kitchens and...

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

thanksgiving isn't for another 11 days and these boomers already put up their christmas tree. no wonder stores start putting out the christmas stuff in august these days

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Looks like Tammy lost some weight. If so, good for her.
But, what the fuck is that on the christmas tree? Did they seriously decorate that tree with Spongebob and Donald Duck figurines? Bottom pic of the three. That's a decoration when you have little kids but surely not for adults.

LOL, who the fuck is Jack to rate anything about mountain biking or trail running? I can barely believe he walked the whole damn thing, if I'm reading that screenshot right it took his fat ass almost an hour to walk 1.5 miles? wtf

One and a half hour in his fatty scooter maybe. I highly doubt that the dude who blew his tendon while doing a walk is able to walk that distance without getting a serious injury.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

Looks like Tammy lost some weight. If so, good for her.
But, what the fuck is that on the christmas tree? Did they seriously decorate that tree with Spongebob and Donald Duck figurines? Bottom pic of the three. That's a decoration when you have little kids but surely not for adults.

The Spongebob and Patrick one looks like it could be a homemade one. Maybe something made by junior in school when he was younger.

I can't really fault them here. A lot of older people probably aren't going to buy a whole new set of ornaments once their kids are out of the house. Plus it probably reminds them of their children.

 

[feral cat #6385]

thanksgiving isn't for another 11 days and these boomers already put up their christmas tree. no wonder stores start putting out the christmas stuff in august these days

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Nigga. I did my tree this weekend too. Mine is glass balls, led lights and rudolph the red nose reindeer ornaments. I hope the cat doesn't make me regret the glass balls. Haven't had a tree in 10 years.

Too bad there are no LOLcow christmas ornaments.

The Spongebob and Patrick one looks like it could be a homemade one. Maybe something made by junior in school when he was younger.

I can't really fault them here. A lot of older people probably aren't going to buy a whole new set of ornaments once their kids are out of the house. Plus it probably reminds them of their children.

Most ornaments these days are cheap garbage. Complete crap compared how they used to be. I got most my ornaments off ebay.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Looks like Tammy lost some weight. If so, good for her.
But, what the fuck is that on the christmas tree? Did they seriously decorate that tree with Spongebob and Donald Duck figurines? Bottom pic of the three. That's a decoration when you have little kids but surely not for adults.

I mean it's been established that Jack is pretty much a manchild given he watches Blue's Clues, Teen Titans Go, bought Dr. Seuss books clearly for himself, and thought that Clifford the Big Red Dog is a "Date night" movie