Boogie / Boogie2988 / "Francis" / Steven Jason Williams - Fat, Rapidly Declining Divorced "Nice Guy" Middle-Aged Youtuber, Former Edgy Porn Blogger, lied about having cancer and being molested. Cohost of fake drama show "Lolcow Live (LCL)". Just WILL NOT die.

RazorBackBacon said:
No way it ends that cleanly.
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They’ll be showing these final words at his funeral.
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RazorBackBacon said:
No way it ends that cleanly.
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Attention whores like Boogie will tweet until their final breath if they have any say in the matter.

I know a 400lbs Minecraft YouTuber who has many similar traits to Boogie. One day this guy tweeted that he collapsed at his home, bit his tongue, pissed his pants and blacked out. Did he go to the doctor? Of course not! He made sure to tweet about it though.
 
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King Fructose said:
They’ll be showing these final words at his funeral.
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'Felon2988 was at his best when he was getting things wrong, like this tweet where he fails to recognize that females hold a slight majority over males and not all males have two testicles.''
'RIP Francis, you were too funny for the Felon to murder you like that.'

-Guy with the backhoe calling his boss 'Um, what do you want me to do, the grave is full of spit, I don't want to drop dirt in and cause an overflow onto the graves of people who mattered.'
 
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Not Really Here said:
'Felon2988 was at his best when he was getting things wrong, like this tweet where he fails to recognize that females hold a slight majority over males and not all males have two testicles.''
'RIP Francis, you were too funny for the Felon to murder you like that.'

-Guy with the backhoe calling his boss 'Um, what do you want me to do, the grave is full of spit, I don't want to drop dirt in and cause an overflow onto the graves of people who mattered.'
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"Fuck it, just dump the fat bastard into a lake somewhere. Not Beaver Lake, that's were we get our drinking water from."
 
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HeyMoon said:
But it could really just be a simple case of his dick being completely useless and she just told him that he fucked her lol
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What I think really happened is he has a female hanging out with him (she’s 100% compensated for it) and to him, that’s the same amount of enjoyment as any of us having sex on a regular basis.

Gotta remember this man never has any physical or emotional contact with girls so just to hang out with one is a very big deal to him. He not fooling anybody, his dick is sunken into his fupa, layered under his gunt, and smashed between two sweaty thighs, all wrapped in sweatpants that get changed every two days. Ain’t no one going near that shit and he knows it.
 
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I wasn't able to find anything definitive - but his felony may prevent him from collecting welfare. It seems to be in a gray area depending on what type of felony. Perhaps some of our legal scholars could chime in.

He's mentioned in the past that if his Youtube career went in the toilet (it has) he would NOT look for a job, but go back on welfare. This may alter his plans.
 
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countertop said:
I wasn't able to find anything definitive - but his felony may prevent him from collecting welfare. It seems to be in a gray area depending on what type of felony. Perhaps some of our legal scholars could chime in.

He's mentioned in the past that if his Youtube career went in the toilet (it has) he would NOT look for a job, but go back on welfare. This may alter his plans.
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I think only the prison time will prevent him from collecting.
 
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Just wanted to put this out there ...

On his latest tweet about getting totally laid, a born again Christian posted this:
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There was 1 like ... who's that 1 like from?
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OH! It's Boogie!!!! That scamp!
Doing a quick bit of research there's a couple of asian massage parlors in Fayetteville and several others within a 30 minute drive.

That 1 like confirms that Boogie is a sexually deviant criminal that supports human trafficking.

1 felony isn't enough for this guy.
 
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Marc83 said:
What I think really happened is he has a female hanging out with him (she’s 100% compensated for it) and to him, that’s the same amount of enjoyment as any of us having sex on a regular basis.

Gotta remember this man never has any physical or emotional contact with girls so just to hang out with one is a very big deal to him. He not fooling anybody, his dick is sunken into his fupa, layered under his gunt, and smashed between two sweaty thighs, all wrapped in sweatpants that get changed every two days. Ain’t no one going near that shit and he knows it.
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I would say that he paid someone to come over and step on hamburgers and pizza while he pounded his pud but that would be assuming a woman would come to his incel den.
 
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Mr Sister said:
Bragging about being off twitter for 21 hours and imaginary sex
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Last year he kept bragging about spending time with a "female friend" and "having sex" before it was revealed he met that Cass girl on Seeking Arrangements.

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Months later, he made a tweet claiming that he'd date a sex worker. A few months AFTER that, an edgy group of Twitter users got a hold of Boogie's sex worker tweet and roasted him in the comments.

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Boogie being the enormous pussy that he is rolled out the "it was obvious bait!" excuse and responded to several comments saying that he doesn't even date or have sex.

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So based off past claims of having sex and later denying it, I'm inclined to believe this claim. Boogie is also one of the most undesirable men on the face of the planet in a world where virgins and single men are increasing by the day, soooo yeah.

He's also full of shit because he can't even keep a consistent story with his lay count:

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TLDR: Boogie doesn't have sex, but that's already obvious.
 
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HeyMoon said:
I know he says may or may not have gotten laid so he doesn't admit to paying.

But it could really just be a simple case of his dick being completely useless and she just told him that he fucked her lol
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You're giving him too much credit. "I've may or may not have had sex" is just him trying to making people think that he had sex without actually saying that he had sex.
 
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