Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Some JERK]

Shit. They broke the judge.

 

[obsdj]

MOVE ON TO SOMETHING ELSE

Prosecutor Matt Foley has demonstrated repeatedly throughout the trial that he's incapable of regrouping when his antics are objected to. He does not know how to move on.

 

[KiwiFuzz]

Schroeder boutta put this fat boi on a diet

Fat boy on a diet, don't try it
I'll jack yo' ass like a looter in a riot

 

[Sithis]

Kinda gotta reiterate it when the pros said in closing "the crowd was full of heroes"

At least half the jurors bought guns for protection due to the riots. Its a great thing to keep in their minds.

I think you're both misunderstanding what I'm saying.

I'm not saying "don't bring up the riots."
I'm saying, stop bringing up the riots in the context of "peoples' property was being burned down" and start bringing them up in "people were being fucking murdered and there was violence"

 

[Bunny Tracks]

The judge is fucking stumped.

 

[Activelo]

Don't forget, the majority of the jury members are tired as hell by this point.

I'm sure they love having to walk back and forth because the prosecution keeps fucking up.

 

[Matt Damon]

The prosecution could've said nothing in rebuttal and still ended stronger than this.

 

[LUNEKO]

Court about to devolve into a free for all brawl LETS FUCKING GOOO

 

[Focken Kiwi]

"How do I unfuck this situation?"

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Will Fatty go 3/3 and bring up the 5th Amendment again?

"How do I unfuck this situation?"

There is an AR right in the room Judge, I think 4 shots might take care of Fatty..and Binger will die shitting himself the moment a gun is shot near him.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Fat guy's still mad about our beautiful autistic boy!

 

[Pringles Can]

>That awkward silence when the judge is thinking

Those moments are the judge thinking "Jesus christ what the fuck is this, and where am I taking my vacation after this shitshow has wrapped up"

 

[Michael Janke]

Man, Hard R lucked out. He didn't even have to do anything, the prosecution just did all the work for him.

when the prosecution fucks up majorly, twice on the last day. especially in their rebutall
on top of that. it proves everything Richards said about the prosecution.

 

[GuntPunt]

2 pauses in 5 minutes. Holy fuck thank God the prosec is completely fucking stupid.

 

[HumanHive]

Aw it’s over.

 

[5t3n0g0ph3r]

This prosecution is comically bad
If you wrote characters like that for a movie they'd call it a plothole because "lawyers can't be that dumb"

May I introduce you to Kevin Landau (Maddox's infamous lawyer)?

 

[I-chi]

Just give it up already you evil shits. You lost. You don't get your pound of flesh. You don't get to ream an innocent kid judicially and demoralize white people like you hoped you would. Your rioters are a joke and will die frozen in the streets, knowing they can find out if they fuck around enough. Your news outlets are fork-tongued snakes and liars, and everybody outside of the EXTREME minority of Twitter knows it.

Give it the fuck up, and go back to the Bay Area shithole you stupid faggots crawled out from.

 

[obsdj]

I'm sure the jury is feeling very pleasant about having to go sit in another room for another twenty minutes because the prosecution put hands in the cookie jar for like the 5th time lol

It's quarter after five, too. Time to wrap this shit up.

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Man, Hard R lucked out. He didn't even have to do anything, the prosecution just did all the work for him.

And he knew it.

The plan has been for them to fuck themselves from the start.

Hard R just brought the rope.

 

[LargeChoonger]

Court about to devolve into a free for all brawl LETS FUCKING GOOO

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