Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Pizza Munch]

maxing the fuck out of that microphone

 

[karadion]

That fat fuck can't even afford a decent tailor.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Krauss is in trouble there. Because while Binger sounds slimy, Krauss is making the mistake of sounding both hurt and arrogant. He sounds angry at the jury, not good.

 

[LargeChoonger]

I think the Judge should just declare Trial by Combat and let the Lawyers just have a tag team match.

I'd pay Superbowl preferential seating bucks to watch Binger get his face bashed in

 

[Michael Janke]

im pretty sure the jury knows exactly why they were told to leave.
they heard 5th amendent the first time and left. maybe some wouldnt of caught it.
then they were told to leave again right after hearing the words 5th amendment.

 

[obsdj]

"At this point he [Rittenhouse] could have run back and everyone would be alive and everything would be fine." OR, you know, the dead guys could have run instead of chasing and attacking and they would be alive and everything would be fine. You fat fuck.

 

[BiggerChungus]

"He did not exhaust all of his options."
Let's ignore the fact he's being chased by a clearly violent mob, he needs to let them start beating him before he shoots.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

OBJECTION YOUR HONOR! PROSECUTOR IS FAT!

 

[Oxous]

Not this fucking drone video AGAIN

At least the jury isn't here getting the drone video bored into their skulls.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

The more the defense objects here, the higher the odds of a fatty sperg out.

it happened for a tiny bit. Fatty was bickering with Hard R but the Judge quickly nipped it in the but and told them both to address the judge only

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

Fatty so close to crying. "Mr. Richards called us a liar and that HURTS!"

He's just whiny. I bet he never had to fight this hard to convict someone, because everyone else was defenseless before the power of the state he wields.
This fucker would've been sending innocent people to gulags in USSR.

 

[Josterman]

 

[Pork Packer]

Oh my god, he's got the wand out.

HOLY H*CKERINO THIS IS JUST LIKE HARRY POTTER!!!!

COULD THE PROSECUTION TEAM BE ANY MORE LIT?!

 

[Pringles Can]

"making up all these little rhymes"

Fatty, you're just jealous your team couldn't do the same.

Fatass must have almost died when he saw the lawyer in the OJ case say "if the glove don't fit you must acquit"

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Muh Pixels

 

[HandsomeDan]

Here they go with the same shit video again, the Jury has got to be so tired at this point.

 

[DelusionTree]

"The defense has to call it hocus pocus and make up little clever rhymes." Yeah, it was moderately clever and you're jealous that you don't have anything clever to rebut with, you fat fuck. I know! How about "Rub a dub dub, thanks for the grub, the dead guys didn't have a club, yay God!"

WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING?
He is literally reminding the jury of the rhyme and making it stick in their head. Fatlock literally doesn't know the first thing about persuasion and allegedly he is a seasoned prosecutor!

 

[Lone MacReady]

Hocus Pocus Moar! It really is the thread theme.

 

[Some JERK]

"he didn't exhaust his duty to retreat"

He didn't have one, fatty.

 

[PeterMannion]

Krauss is in trouble there. Because while Binger sounds slimy, Krauss is making the mistake of sounding both hurt and arrogant. He sounds angry at the jury, not good.

He's also breathing heavily into the microphone