Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[I've Seen Some Shit]

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That fat fuck can't even afford a decent tailor.

You know how hard it is to acquire two miles' worth of fabric for a guy who only passed the bar exam last month?

 

[Nobunaga]

Even a serial killer/terrorist would go free with these 2 morons holy fuck

 

[TitchBitties]

"What's next?" LMAO

 

[BeeseChurger]

People like to meme on physiognomy
But I want you to look at those prosecution lawyers and tell me if they look trustworthy/capable

 

[Bunny Tracks]

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That fat fuck can't even afford a decent tailor.

Holy shit, look how tiny his hands are compared to the rest of him! Fatty's got tiny, T-rex hands!

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

>Didn't exhaust his duty to retreat

MOTHAFUCKA HE DIDN'T HAVE ONE

 

[Matt Damon]

That fat fuck can't even afford a decent tailor.

They're tailors, not magicians.

 

[Triple Flutz]

Juries tend not to like being sent in and out constantly especially after a day of monologues. My hopes are that they will notice that none of this happened during Richards' closing statement and that this will sour them further on the Prosecution, thus reminding them of the other lies and weaseling around.

 

[Secret Messages]

Wheelchair man? What does this have to do with self defense?

 

[derpherp2]

Oh look the fat fuck is trying to gaslight the jury after being called a liar.
THE PHOTO WAS YOUR "BEST" EVIDENCE, UNTIL THE JUDGE SAID SHOW YOUR BEST EVIDENCE

 

[F_Break]

It looks like the defense noticed how thin skinned the prosecution was over the photographer and baited them into wasting their rebuttal angrily bitching about how they were portrayed.

 

[LocalFireDept]

I don't know if impeaching the prosecution by calling their character into question will do anything to make the jury discount anything about the case in deliberation, but it sure as fuck is funny to watch them try to save their reputation more than caring about their own case anymore.

 

[X Prime]

They're tailors, not magicians.

Hey now, let's ask the expert.

Thoughts, @Elim Garak?

 

[Hyro]

HOLY H*CKERINO THIS IS JUST LIKE HARRY POTTER!!!!
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COULD THE PROSECUTION TEAM BE ANY MORE LIT?!

But soys hate Harry Potter now because Rowling did a heckin transphobia

 

[make_it_so]

Does agent 47 get a go after kraus?

"That is James Kraus. Assistant District Attorney, courtroom fixer, and secret agent of Providence. Quite the resume.

 

[Probably An Autist]

fucking tech boomers man

 

[I-chi]

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FUCK THE ANTICHRIST
FUCK THE ANTICHRIST
FUCK THE ANTICHRIST

 

[GuntPunt]

You see our case, blurry, and even Bigfoot!

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

"Your honor, I propose that Mr. Rittenhouse has a birds-eye-view, Halo-esque radar that would have shown all the red dots in his vicinity, making it a clear act of aggression when he runs in the most vague cardinal direction of them." — Local Salad-Dodger

 

[MarkDebbermann]

"the blurry pictures are our 5th, 6th and 7th best evidence" So, your worst evidence? Also, it's not important to include still-frames if they're too blurry. You're just being shady again.