Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Nobunaga]

"If you have to defend yourself against a crowd of people, you can only use your fists or you're a coward" - A fat man who apparently learned how self defense works from Dynasty Warriors

Just wobble your fist and go limp bro

 

[NEETzsche]

How long is this fat fuck going to talk?

 

[Hee]

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Chaos? Tourist?

"Was finding Chaos part of your plan?"

 

[KiwiFuzz]

"Everyone takes a beating sometimes."

Where the fuck do these prosecutors hang out?

And don't they have, by their own argument, a duty to get the fuck out of there?

 

[Pringles Can]

The fat soy faggot is coping so hard and trying to make an excuse. He lost and he knows it. He probably watched so many Marvel Cinematic Universe movies he got them confused with reality.

No no. He is fat. He watches star wars.

 

[obsdj]

"Everybody takes a beating sometimes, right?" Fatty literally just said those exact words. What the fuck is wrong with him?

 

[BeeseChurger]

Look I'm not a lawyer and I don't know shit about US law
But this is someone who's desperately reaching for anything that could sway the jury
And every sentence hurts his case more and more

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Mocking Rosenbaum for being a manlet is the one thing the prosecution has done that I agree with thus far.

It’s been quite lulzy.

rap battle when

Russell might win for once.

 

[Sithis]

So if Kyle gets charged with supermurder does that mean my minecraft avatar can take a skateboard and beat the shit out of some assholes avatar, and that "assault with a deadly weapon" charge gets reduced to simple assault?

Sweet.

 

[FunPosting101]

It sounds like the prosecution's arguments aren't very convincing to anyone on here, and if some of the stuff about the Jury's responses to the events of this trial are true, it doesn't seem to have convinced them of very much either. Also, Richards was saving up all that defense lawyer power for the closing arguments, apparently. I wish I had watched some of this stuff but I sadly do not have the attention span.

 

[Pizza Munch]

"everyone gets beat up sometimes" bro seriously did you pass this rebuttal by Binger? I'm betting he read it and suggested Kraus read it to save the embarrassment

 

[Some JERK]

"everybody takes a beating sometimes"

What the actual fucking fuck???

 

[mandatorylurk]

Fats is acting like MovieBlob floundering trying to sound important, from the whole "using a gun is cowardly" and "chaos tourist" can someone check Krauser's social media to see how many emojis he uses?

 

[Flip: Draw 2]

"You can only defend yourself against imminent threats so why aren't your arms broken and your leg missing?"
Just stop.

 

[raisinlove]

LMAO PEDO COVERED HIS Face to PROTECT FROM COVID

 

[The Ancestor]

So does defense not get a rebuttal either? I only ever knew about closing statements

 

[Lone MacReady]

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Or worse, how he SMELLS to the jury. I think Rittenhouse has this wrapped up.

 

[Pork Packer]

"Everybody takes a beating sometimes, right?" Fatty literally just said those exact words. What the fuck is wrong with him?

woulda been the perfect time for the judge to yell "RIGHT FAT BOY!" and leap down from the stand, gavel in hand, to deliver such a beating to the rotund fuck

 

[Dan Abrams]

"Everybody takes a beating sometimes, right?" Fatty literally just said those exact words. What the fuck is wrong with him?

Literal retard take. How many punches or hits to the head from a skateboard do you have to take before you're allowed to defend yourself? Six punches and two skateboard whacks?

 

[HumanHive]

"Nobody ever died from being punched in the head, chest, or throat"
t. fatass