Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[PeterMannion]

I'll give one of you £50 if he shits himself by the end of this

 

[AnOminous]

"He cowardly shoots a man instead of fighting back." Jesus, what the fuck? Real life isn't a fucking Marvel movie, you fat cunt. Yeah, if you have a gun and a guy, even if that guy is a manlet, rushes at you with clear intent to harm, and you're backed into a corner, you pull the trigger, and neutralize the threat. What the fuck is this "gotta be a 'fair' fight" bullshit?

A fair fight is one where a child molester is dead at the end of it.

 

[Look over there]

Also, I call dibs on Chaos Tourist for a band name. If any of you steal it, I will sue, and before you ask, yes, I will hire Kyle's defence team for that case

Mother fucker I was just thinking this

 

[Rapechu]

"Ladies and gentlement of the SUPPOSED jury, how do we know there was a threat to Kyle's life, if he terminated them before they could end his life? Look at the scary gun. Look at the scary gun!"

 

[teriyakiburns]

"You'll ollie your eye out, kid."

HE WAS SCARED. That's self defence! Jesus christ what is this case...

 

[Puff]

So does defense not get a rebuttal either? I only ever knew about closing statements

The defense rebuttal comes before the prosecution rebuttal and they seem to have covered it in closing. Didn't take the time.

 

[Josterman]

It’s been quite lulzy.

Russell might win for once.

one win out many losses

 

[MarkDebbermann]

"we're grasping at straws, and throwing out red herrings"

Even though that was said sarcastically, I burst out laughing. Somebody clip that, that's the funniest shit.

 

[Slimy Time]

Poor Kyle can't even lighten up for a moment. Even now his asshole's gotta be clenched like it's welded shut.

He's not going to lighten up unless charges are cleared. Even if he gets the hail mary every is not guilty, there is going to be a lot of emotion for this young man.

 

[You're a Big Guy]

FATTY WHY DONT YOU GET BASHED IN THE HEAD WITH A SKATEBOARD AND THEN TALK ABOUT IT NOT BEING A DEADLY WEAPON LMAO

 

[Iceland Heavy]

"Everybody takes a beating sometimes, right?" Fatty literally just said those exact words. What the fuck is wrong with him?

Like Binger he's given up on actually trying to convict Kyle on the facts and is pandering to braindead leftists with equally retarded ideas of 'equity' and 'fair fights'.

 

[Thomas Talus]

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That fat fuck can't even afford a decent tailor.

Getting your tailoring done by The North Face ain't cheap.

 

[Dan Abrams]

So does defense not get a rebuttal either? I only ever knew about closing statements

No. The jewnigger kike justice system always lets the prosecution get the last word in.

 

[Leave_Fargut]

"I think you, the jury, will agree Mr. Rittenhouse should have up-smashed Mr. Rosenbaum instead of opting to use his projectile attack"

 

[derpherp2]

So uh, when's his closing argument going to be an actual closing argument.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

LMAO PEDO COVERED HIS Face to PROTECT FROM COVID

I can't.

We're reaching levels of stupid not thought possible.

 

[DelusionTree]

"Everyone takes a beating sometimes."

Where the fuck do these prosecutors hang out?

And don't they have, by their own argument, a duty to get the fuck out of there?

Allegedly Binger took a beating and a bite on the back from his wife while being pegged.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

"I've been shot with glocks plenty of times. It just bounces off my squishy girth. If Kyle had some meat on his bones like a REAL man who's wife still loves him he'd be fine but he's a pussy"

FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!FAT MAD!

 

[Sailor Kim Jong Moon]

'he cowardly shoots a man instead of fioghting back' wut

This shit should not fly with female jurors.

“Oh, just get roughed up a bit instead of shooting!”

Right, you fat fuck. Tons of people are beaten, strangled, and killed with no weapon. Plus there’s a MOB. No respecting woman will buy that argument because women (and children, Kyle was a child…) are physically weaker and can easily be murdered by the average man.

Holy shit how fucking obnoxious is this argument. It’s like a spit to the face for every survivor of domestic violence or person who justifiably used a gun in self defense.

 

[$80 Nude Haircut]

Blink and you miss it: Calorie Thief suddenly realizes how stupid it sounds when he implies Kyle should have set his rifle down and fist-fought with Blattstein.