Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Bunny Tracks]

Oh thank god, it's over. Now let's hope it ends well.

Even if it doesn't, though, we'll still at least get a good show.

 

[LUNEKO]

Here we go baby, time for the jury to deliberate

 

[6MillionCoofs]

Is he saying Kyle should have dropped the rifle and fought Pedobaum with his fists?

He is. And it's glorious.

literally arguing 'no items, final destinatio, fox only'

 

[Soda Can]

Judge, duty means poo.

 

[Lards and Lasses]

The time has come.

Everyone say a prayer to gun jesus for self defense and gun rights everywhere.

 

[piter_de_vries]

We're in the home stretch now.

 

[Pastor Martin Ssempa]

“How can you do that?”
“What?”
“How can you shoot manlets?”
“Easy, you don’t lead ‘em so much!”

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

"Come on everyone get's beaten to death by a mob sometimes. Doesn't mean you're allowed to protect yourself!"

IT'S ERRRRVERRR
That was the nail in the coffin. Hangry fatboy should have ate a snickers and a sedative at last break. Coming off quite deranged.

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Kyle was supposed to punch the pedo before he shot? There's an escalation clause in self defense now?

 

[Fougaro]

Everybody takes a little beating sometimes, amirite boys?

Fatboi is right. Did you forget your training in the Agoge like Kyle?

 

[All Cops Are Based]

They're really drilling in the "lol he should have just fought back" argument, which IMO is absolutely exceptional and hopefully the jury aren't brain dead

When I had more faith in the justice system I would have thought "fite me IRL hand to hand final destination" is legally irrelevant enough of an argument here that the prosecutors would get in some sort of trouble for using it, but clearly I'm not an expert

 

[You're a Big Guy]

NOOOOOOOOOO YOU COWARD! HOW DARE YOU AS A 17 YEAR OLD NOT FISTFIGHT THE 30+ YEAR OLD MUSCULAR MANLET PEDOPHILE!

 

[Plaintiff is fat]

obese "people" are unfit for public office

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

Judge, duty means poo.

*looks at Avatar*

Is Orc...Makes You an Expert Witness on Poo.

 

[TheBest]

OH GOD I CAN'T TAKE IT, KIWIS. I'M GONNA DIE OF ANXIETY

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Is that mob in front of the court still there?

The jurors might be in danger

 

[absolutelynotfbi]

The prosecutions argument has deteriorated so much to the point that it's basically "put down your gun and fight me like a man, pussy".

 

[Meat Target]

"Shooting someone is not self-defense"."

 

[usernames can change now!]

Ice cream?
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If a black 17 year old crossed state lines to stand against a riot and was attacked by militant white leftists, Tucker Carlson would never shut the fuck up about it. He'd be a hero on the right. He'd still be prosecuted by the Binger for that reason alone. And he'd still win, because Rittenhouse did nothing wrong, so presumably Blackenhouse wouldn't have either.

 

[Feline Supremacist]

Jurors, let's go Brandon, in other words