Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

I agree. They're far more valuable being experimented on in laboratories than they are taking up space in the ground. We can always kill them after we cure canceraids.

Polar bears are starving in the Arctic and will actively hunt and eat humans.
We can feed the pedophiles to the polar bears and end polar bear hunger.

 

[Probably An Autist]

can't wait, how long for the post-trial OT sped posting to begin?

 

[Feline Supremacist]

https://twitter.com/RekietaMedia/status/1460395706733182977

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So if it was a woman on trial instead of Kyle would she have to challenge Pedibaum to a fistfight?

 

[Zetton285]

I cant imagine calling the property damage "minor" and saying "everyone takes a beating sometime" went over well at all with the Jury.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

So if it was a woman on trial instead of Kyle would she have to challenge Pedibaum to a fistfight?

Apparently, anime rules apply, so she'd have to challenge him to a duel of shota seduction.

 

[X Prime]

All it takes is one die-hard left-winger on the jury and we will be back at this again later.

 

[TheClappening]

Apparently, anime rules apply, so she'd have to challenge him to a duel of shota seduction.

Balls or no balls?

 

[You're a Big Guy]

So if it was a woman on trial instead of Kyle would she have to challenge Pedibaum to a fistfight?

He'd be applauding how brave and valid she was

 

[Extreme Crusader]

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I've got faith boyos. It's all I got, but it's better than nothing.

Come on Kyle, you've made it this far: don't fall at the last moment!

SUPER SUPER SUPER
MURDER

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Absolutely astounding. Never forget that there are people like Kraus and Binger in every city and they get your tax dollars to be bad at their jobs.

 

[RomanesEuntDomus]

Balls or no balls?

They give bonus points.

 

[DelusionTree]

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I've got faith boyos. It's all I got, but it's better than nothing.

Come on Kyle, you've made it this far: don't fall at the last moment!

From the closing arguments to the jury reactions with the prosecutors looking bored and tired a third of the way into Backdoor Binger and nearly falling asleep to Fatlock, I'm all in on acquittal.
I'm nearly overdosing on hopeium tonight.

 

[Nobunaga]

"everyone take a beating sometimes"

This isnt high school anymore. You can tell this guy was fat all his life. Cope harder

Should someone tell fatty about all those people that die in the ring from punches? Hell even sumo fighters get fucked from injuries and they only slap and push each other

 

[Pringles Can]

I cant imagine calling the property damage "minor" and saying "everyone takes a beating sometime" went over well at all with the Jury.

I see the prosecution is going with the Highschool rules of "I don't care who punched first, you take that beating because hitting back is violence and against our rules"

 

[teriyakiburns]

I figured out why Binger can't handle the gun correctly

Spoiler: nsfw

Fake news. It's clearly not a gigantic horsecock.

 

[Oxous]

Don't let Binger and Kraus distract you from the real facts of the case.

 

[Matt Damon]

Imagine being so unpleasant in your closing that people are reading annoyance on the baliff and reporter's faces.

 

[Aqua Panda]

So if it was a woman on trial instead of Kyle would she have to challenge Pedibaum to a fistfight?

I do wish the defense got to raise that point.

"So Mr. Exceptional DA, would you be encouraging this stance if Mr. Rittenhouse was a woman?"

The backpedeling would be at the speed of light.

 

[Puff]

All it takes is one die-hard left-winger on the jury and we will be back at this again later.

I think that the prosecution got raped so hard that they won't take a second attempt. The judge also could rule on the prosecutorial misconduct motion after a hung jury. It probably won't happen, but it's my pet theory.

 

[SpergRush]

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Where'd you find this. I wanna watch livestreams outside the courthouse tomorrow in case, you know, something happens