Dramacow Paul Prediger / Gaige Paul Grosskreutz / @dawnpatrolmke - Revolutionary LARPer gone wrong, "medic", gun rights activist, perpetually BTFO

[Kenya Jones]

I need you to make a correction, it's not that he didn't have a concealed carry license, it is that his was expired.

 

[TheRetardKing]

aw man, he called us chuds.

I know, right? Sourpatches would've been a much cooler name.

Spoiler: Don't get the joke? Click here.

The word 'chud' can also be used to describe chewing gum. It's an abbreviation of the noun 'chuddy', which also means gum.
In other words, you read a shitty candy pun.

 

[gaystoner]

Good for OP? It makes me laugh lol

 

[Least Concern]

I need you to make a correction, it's not that he didn't have a concealed carry license, it is that his was expired.

… so he didn't have a CCL then.

 

[StopSneeding]

When watching his trial testimony, I became very concerned that he might still have his paramedic/EMS certification. The bicep injury would probably stop him from working hands on with patients, but I was worried this faggot could be teaching EMS. I am relieved that he lost his certification in 2017. I am unsure if it was due to his felony conviction or if it just lapsed due to non-renewal.

It is disturbing to imagine him working in the medical field. He strikes me as one of those EMS posers who litter their vehicles with decals and get EMS tattoos, but fail their certifications and can't hack actually working in the field.

This pozzed antifa LARPer also repeatedly claims to be a paramedic, but never achieved anything more than an EMT-B.

 

[Dan Abrams]

So if Kyle is found not guilty tomorrow, that means this faggot was guilty of attempted murder or at least assault with a deadly weapon? And the DA will prosecute him right?

Haha, I'll see myself out

When watching his trial testimony, I became very concerned that he might still have his paramedic/EMS certification. The bicep injury would probably stop him from working hands on with patients, but I was worried this faggot could be teaching EMS. I am relieved that he lost his certification in 2017. I am unsure if it was due to his felony conviction or if it just lapsed due to non-renewal.

It is disturbing to imagine him working in the medical field. He strikes me as one of those EMS posers who litter their vehicles with decals and get EMS tattoos, but fail their certifications and can't hack actually working in the field.

This pozzed antifa LARPer also repeatedly claims to be a paramedic, but never achieved anything more than an EMT-B.

I made a post in the Happenings thread but this guy is 100% a "wacker" - EMS slang for tryhards that want to present themselves as a badass firefighter/medic but who haven't even seen any shit or don't even have the license to do so. I would imagine he lost his license due to his criminal history such as slapping grandmas or burglary or driving drunk.

 

[Tom Myers]

He changed his twitter @ to https://twitter.com/4DoorMoreWhorz lmao

 

[Gravityqueen4life]

knowing he will forever feel pain in his arm bring me great joy.

 

[Superman93]

Nothing really funny or interesting about this guy. Just some run of the mill idiot with one less arm.

 

[MG-34]

I love that GIF of Mr jew FAGGOT prancing around with his bicep missing.

 

[Mongo0o]

pure politicow, only notable for getting shot by saint kyle of kenosha

 

[Distant Ranger]

I SNEED A MEDIC

 

[Punished Brent]

I would like to see more of the peoples revolution movement

 

[Nig Kang Theory]

Remove everything from the OP that pertains to the Kenosha fiasco or the ongoing Rittenhouse trial- now, is there enough material left even for a Prospering Grounds post? Having a thread on this forgettable noncow would only lower the bar going forward because there's not enough there yet that isn't linked to this one (very politicized) incident. We need more material or a pattern of behavior, and it has to be entertaining. And being politically exceptional doesn't count if you ask me, since that is unfortunately the norm these days.
The closest example of a good crimecow (?) that comes to mind is Elliot Rodger. His ultimate claim to fame is going on a shooting spree, but when you look beyond that incident you find mountains of lolcow material. His motive for the shooting is intrinsically tied to his pathetic lolworthiness as a human being, and it seems he was even a bit of a phemonenon beforehand among incel circles. Someone like Mr. Anime can be notable because a pasty guy that does anime reviews killing anyone, much less his entire family, sounds so absurd on its face. Guy I don't like getting a booboo on his arm because he was LARPing on main is a dime a dozen these days.

 

[SevenEightNine]

I'm glad this is a thread because this guy is a caricature, but also, I was hoping for some commentary on "bicep"

Because it looks like he was shot in the forearm. Possibly where the bicep connects to the radius. Or ulna. I don't know I'm not a damn doctor. Anyway, detached bicep is not a terribly uncommon injury and can be reattached. You can also lose about 3/4 of that forearm muscle and regain a lot of function. Like almost all.

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I wonder just how many legitimate death threats from boomers is he getting after his appearance in the courtroom for trying to kill a child
I hope someone hunts him down eventually

 

[Matt Damon]

I hope someone hunts him down eventually

I don't think that's necessary.

He's clearly hellbent on fucking up his own life as thoroughly as possible and it's going to be hilarious.

 

[Empresa]

local archive | CNN Cooper Interview

@gaystoner for the OP

 

[Astro Galactic Megalul]

I don't think that's necessary.

He's clearly hellbent on fucking up his own life as thoroughly as possible and it's going to be hilarious.

Just to clarify, I'm not encouraging it, of course. But there might be at least one right-winger out there who had just about enough

 

[ThoughtPatrol]

I need you to make a correction, it's not that he didn't have a concealed carry license, it is that his was expired.

While you're technically correct in that it's expired. That's a weasel word he uses to make it sound like he forgot to renew it. He was not allowed to renew it because of his felony burglary charges. You're not going to get approved for a CCW while you have a felony. Gaige and the prosecution liked to word it that oopsie I forgot and it expired. Ignoring the fact that he didn't get it renewed because he couldn't.