Kyle Rittenhouse Legal Proceedings - Come for the trial, stay for….

[Bongocat]

Imagine them trying and throug miraculous sequence of accidents ending in the same morgue as Pedobaum.

Whatever happens, this kid really his a hero for showing that these people are not invulnerable. They may have the backing of the state, but their bodies are still just as soft and squishy.

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Kinda depends on the judge. Some judges will be nice to the jurors, give them some amenities and long breaks. Other judges will tell the jurors they're gonna enter a room with nothing but crackers and water and they're gonna stay there until they deliver a verdict. I think Judge Schroeder would be on the nicer side.

I hope Schroeder gives them cookie catalogues too.
Or better yet, gives them cookies.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Whatever happens, this kid really his a hero for showing that these people are not invulnerable. They may have the backing of the state, but their bodies are still just as soft and squishy.

Are you saying, when you actually fight your enemies, you win? The leader of cucknada wants to have a word with you.

 

[karadion]

Mood is good.

 

[IamnottheNSA]

WHY NO SOUND REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Edit: FINALLY

 

[Dumb Bitch Smoothie]

Someone cloned Chirafisi.
2 Chirafisis is bad news for Binger and Fatboy.

 

[A Cat in a Minefield]

is he sick?

 

[LaxerBRO]

If I was him I'd be finding a small town in Alaska and changing my name and appearance. Being the the paranoid asshole I am, I'd also get my groceries and mail through a proxy.

I would go American Redoubt or Appalachia (specifically Tennessee / Kentucky).

 

[Michael Janke]

they need to get some lubricant for that little metal hatch

 

[Celebrate Nite]

is he sick?

Judge has had sinus issues from the beginning of the trial. Might have finally got a cold or infection

 

[Leave_Fargut]

are we in a dark comedy?

 

[Pizza Munch]

Yooo they’re really making him pick the jurors

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

is he sick?

JUDGE HAS THE RONA

Also they are making Kyle pick the Jurors? That seems..cruel.

 

[Kendrick]

Oh god they make Kyle bingo his jury pool.

 

[BibiLivesMatter]

IS JURY PICKING REALLY A LEGAL GACHA/LOOTBOXING SHIT?!

 

[HullDown]

American trials literally will have the defendant pick jurors like he's volunteering at the old folks home and its bingo night

 

[MrHoneyBadger]

I guess by the reaction that what just happened, him picking it, is unusual?

 

[karadion]

FATFUCK said something to the woman handling the juror lottery object.

 

[The Ancestor]

I saw someone mention it last week, is that actually Huber’s father who keeps sitting right behind Kyle?

 

[mr.moon1488]

Imagine picking the names as the defendant in this case and seeing a name like Shaquishalia Jones.