Careercow Jack Russell Scalfani / Cooking With Jack / Jack on the Go Show / jakatak - YouTube "Celebrity" "Chef", Living Encyclopedia of Gluttony-Induced Maladies, Salmonella Elemental

[DX10]

I remember vividly being banned from commenting on his YT in 2009 (and I still am) because I called him a fat cunt who couldn't cook.

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

I'm not an expert on Jack lore, and I'll probably get negrated for this, but to me he's just one of those lolcows that I can never *truly* hate no matter how much dumb, cringe worthy, selfish bullshit he records himself doing. He's just one of those guys that you can't help but feel sorry for.

I mean, I think he has a genuine passion for food. I don't think he would continue to chug on after all this time if he didn't. I think his problem is just chronic laziness and entitlement. The fact his end products are still subpar after all these years tells me that he refuses to learn new things (as that would require effort and self reflection on his part). Him openly lying about his diet despite being a two time stroke champion is all the proof needed to conclude that he struggles with a general lack of will. I don't doubt that he's stupid but I think even the dumbest of people can improve with consistent work and effort.

I don't know. I just think it's incredibly sad that he's spent all these years cooking and he has nothing to show for it other than a stroked out arm and a fanbase that despises him. I don't see him living much longer anyways. I hope the best for him and his exceptionally weird family but I'm not optimistic.

 

[Dave Meltzer]

I'm not an expert on Jack lore, and I'll probably get negrated for this, but to me he's just one of those lolcows that I can never *truly* hate no matter how much dumb, cringe worthy, selfish bullshit he records himself doing. He's just one of those guys that you can't help but feel sorry for.

I mean, I think he has a genuine passion for food. I don't think he would continue to chug on after all this time if he didn't. I think his problem is just chronic laziness and entitlement. The fact his end products are still subpar after all these years tells me that he refuses to learn new things (as that would require effort and self reflection on his part). Him openly lying about his diet despite being a two time stroke champion is all the proof needed to conclude that he struggles with a general lack of will. I don't doubt that he's stupid but I think even the dumbest of people can improve with consistent work and effort.

I don't know. I just think it's incredibly sad that he's spent all these years cooking and he has nothing to show for it other than a stroked out arm and a fanbase that despises him. I don't see him living much longer anyways. I hope the best for him and his exceptionally weird family but I'm not optimistic.

He doesn't have a genuine passion for food. He has a genuine passion for eating.

 

[Aaway]

I'm not an expert on Jack lore, and I'll probably get negrated for this, but to me he's just one of those lolcows that I can never *truly* hate no matter how much dumb, cringe worthy, selfish bullshit he records himself doing. He's just one of those guys that you can't help but feel sorry for.

I mean, I think he has a genuine passion for food. I don't think he would continue to chug on after all this time if he didn't. I think his problem is just chronic laziness and entitlement. The fact his end products are still subpar after all these years tells me that he refuses to learn new things (as that would require effort and self reflection on his part). Him openly lying about his diet despite being a two time stroke champion is all the proof needed to conclude that he struggles with a general lack of will. I don't doubt that he's stupid but I think even the dumbest of people can improve with consistent work and effort.

I don't know. I just think it's incredibly sad that he's spent all these years cooking and he has nothing to show for it other than a stroked out arm and a fanbase that despises him. I don't see him living much longer anyways. I hope the best for him and his exceptionally weird family but I'm not optimistic.

i would truly feel sorry for him if he wasn't such an asshole and all around terrible human being. he nearly choked his son to death and bragged about it, treats service workers like shit, can't go a minute without complaining about something, and sits home all day expecting his wife to do literally everything for him while he posts on FB. and that's all on top of the fact that he's a thin-skinned coward who can't handle even the slightest bit of criticism. not sure why you'd wish the best for his family either. they're all religious nutjobs who attend a church led by a murderer and jack jr is on his way to getting his own thread here soon

and no, he definitely doesn't have a "genuine passion" for food. jack is not a foodie or food enthusiast of any kind, he's a glutton who only cares about how to shovel the most food down his throat at the lowest price. the only person jack has to blame for failing to make even the slightest bit of improvement to his cooking skills after 14 years on YT is himself because he's a lazy scumbag

 

[Almighty MoeBro Nation]

the only person jack has to blame for failing to make even the slightest bit of improvement to his cooking skills after 14 years on YT is himself because he's a lazy scumbag

Yeah agree. It's just depressing when you consider what he could have been. Ten years is enough time to turn yourself into an expert in anything assuming you're not a lazy fucktard who puts in the bare minimum and coaxes off of everybody. I think the facebook/youtube censorship is also part of the entitlement he feels towards everything. He wants people to respect his half assed cooking even though realistically I wouldn't feed his stuff to a starving Ethiopian.

In the end nothing will change. It doesn't matter what anyone wishes for him. He'll remain a lazy glutton for the rest of his (short) life.

 

[p1138]

Why the fuck is he drinking the sauce?! The only times I’ve seen people doing that, it was always some five-year-old with a McDonald’s ketchup packet. I know Jack is incredibly juvenile but damn.

I thought of something regarding this earlier today.

Fact is, we know that carolina BBQ involves vinegar. Jack is of course a moron and didn't know that. But there was something that struck me as odd about him sipping sauce. You can of course taste an item like a BBQ sauce by itself and make some guesses regarding ingredients, etc. but sure you wouldn't rate it like that. But here's the thing that had me wondering..

Does Jack no longer(or possibly never did) have a sense of smell? Everyone knows a large part of your taste actually comes from smell. How the fuck does a normal human being, one who is a cook no less, fail to notice the obvious smell of vinegar from the sauce cup right under their nose and then get surprised by it? Think about it, you almost never hear Jack describe the smell of food, his description of taste(disregarding his terrible vocabulary) is atrocious. He seems to feel the need to dump tons of seasoning on everything. He pretty much refuses to eat anything with any sort of char on it other than meat. Might this also explain his fascination with monk fruit? If all he has is the most basic sense of taste left on his tongue.

But even then, were the strokes responsible for it considering how long Jack has been a shit cook? Or just did he never have a sense of smell in the first place? Even in his older videos he rarely describes the smell of anything, you never see him smelling anything before eating it, and his descriptions of taste amount to spicy salty sour sweet good bad.

This is amazing lol. Mentions fully cooking the chicken, mentions getting a char on it, is using a gadget he seems to have used in the past(compared to jack's bullshit), points out that he understands what a proper temp for chicken is... there's no way this guy isn't trolling Jack on some sort of super slow roll. Even just a simple piece of grilled chicken with some sauce looks edible compared to the nightmare fuel that Jack's cooking is. Hell, he even comments how Jack doesn't use his own fucking sauce.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

I thought of something regarding this earlier today.

Fact is, we know that carolina BBQ involves vinegar. Jack is of course a moron and didn't know that. But there was something that struck me as odd about him sipping sauce. You can of course taste an item like a BBQ sauce by itself and make some guesses regarding ingredients, etc. but sure you wouldn't rate it like that. But here's the thing that had me wondering..

Does Jack no longer(or possibly never did) have a sense of smell? Everyone knows a large part of your taste actually comes from smell. How the fuck does a normal human being, one who is a cook no less, fail to notice the obvious smell of vinegar from the sauce cup right under their nose and then get surprised by it? Think about it, you almost never hear Jack describe the smell of food, his description of taste(disregarding his terrible vocabulary) is atrocious. He seems to feel the need to dump tons of seasoning on everything. He pretty much refuses to eat anything with any sort of char on it other than meat. Might this also explain his fascination with monk fruit? If all he has is the most basic sense of taste left on his tongue.

But even then, were the strokes responsible for it considering how long Jack has been a shit cook? Or just did he never have a sense of smell in the first place? Even in his older videos he rarely describes the smell of anything, you never see him smelling anything before eating it, and his descriptions of taste amount to spicy salty sour sweet good bad.

This is amazing lol. Mentions fully cooking the chicken, mentions getting a char on it, is using a gadget he seems to have used in the past(compared to jack's bullshit), points out that he understands what a proper temp for chicken is... there's no way this guy isn't trolling Jack on some sort of super slow roll. Even just a simple piece of grilled chicken with some sauce looks edible compared to the nightmare fuel that Jack's cooking is. Hell, he even comments how Jack doesn't use his own fucking sauce.

I like how Rob says at the beginning that Jack ‘gave’ him the sauce instead of having to buy it himself.
Good thing Jagoff gets all the stuff he tests ‘given’ to him LMAO

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

I remember vividly being banned from commenting on his YT in 2009 (and I still am) because I called him a fat cunt who couldn't cook.

I watched Jack's first video around 2010 and then almost ten yeras later when I became part of the Farms I found his thread here. Imagine my lack of surprise.

He doesn't have a genuine passion for food. He has a genuine passion for eating.

He hasn't even a passion for eating, people with a passion for eating have usually also at least some interest in how the food they eat was made and what kind of ingredients were used. Jack just has a passion for gluttony and junk food, that's about it and he uses his YouTube channel and Tammy's money to exactly do that.
Jack is the epitome of the fat American cliche, he refuses to learn and improve his skills, he just gulps down ungodly amounts of junk food and the only things left to make him a 100% representation of that cliche is gun toting and a F-150.

I'm not an expert on Jack lore, and I'll probably get negrated for this, but to me he's just one of those lolcows that I can never *truly* hate no matter how much dumb, cringe worthy, selfish bullshit he records himself doing. He's just one of those guys that you can't help but feel sorry for.

The only one who had a thread at the Farms whom I genuinely felt sorry for was Terry A. Davis.
Terry has been dealt a bad hand and it was not because of him or his decisions, even at his lowest point in life Terry was still a genuine, friendly human being. Jack instead has had the chance of a lifetime with his channel and could have made a real success out of that channel. if he would have learned and improved his skills and his behavior. Jack didn't do that by his own decision, Terry never had that option, he had to deal with problems out of his control.
TBH, I was really sad when Terry passed. When Jack's day comes I won't give a fuck about in the same way I don't care about fucktards like Lowtax.

 

[Fatafata v2]

I like how Rob says at the beginning that Jack ‘gave’ him the sauce instead of having to buy it himself.
Good thing Jagoff gets all the stuff he tests ‘given’ to him LMAO

I thought jack actually did give him the other flavors? Rob purchased the original from do it best, but the other ones were freebies.

 

[LordofCringe7206]

i would truly feel sorry for him if he wasn't such an asshole and all around terrible human being. he nearly choked his son to death and bragged about it, treats service workers like shit, can't go a minute without complaining about something, and sits home all day expecting his wife to do literally everything for him while he posts on FB. and that's all on top of the fact that he's a thin-skinned coward who can't handle even the slightest bit of criticism. not sure why you'd wish the best for his family either. they're all religious nutjobs who attend a church led by a murderer and jack jr is on his way to getting his own thread here soon

Yeah agree. It's just depressing when you consider what he could have been. Ten years is enough time to turn yourself into an expert in anything assuming you're not a lazy fucktard who puts in the bare minimum and coaxes off of everybody. I think the facebook/youtube censorship is also part of the entitlement he feels towards everything. He wants people to respect his half assed cooking even though realistically I wouldn't feed his stuff to a starving Ethiopian.

In the end nothing will change. It doesn't matter what anyone wishes for him. He'll remain a lazy glutton for the rest of his (short) life.

I said this before, but what really makes people hate Jack isn't merely the fact that he is such a terrible person. It is the fact that he has received so many different opportunities for success as well as second chances at life while being such a terrible person.

Jack has received so much that other people would kill for, and he has done absolutely nothing but make his life worse.

Does Jack no longer(or possibly never did) have a sense of smell? Everyone knows a large part of your taste actually comes from smell. How the fuck does a normal human being, one who is a cook no less, fail to notice the obvious smell of vinegar from the sauce cup right under their nose and then get surprised by it? Think about it, you almost never hear Jack describe the smell of food, his description of taste(disregarding his terrible vocabulary) is atrocious. He seems to feel the need to dump tons of seasoning on everything. He pretty much refuses to eat anything with any sort of char on it other than meat. Might this also explain his fascination with monk fruit? If all he has is the most basic sense of taste left on his tongue.

But even then, were the strokes responsible for it considering how long Jack has been a shit cook? Or just did he never have a sense of smell in the first place? Even in his older videos he rarely describes the smell of anything, you never see him smelling anything before eating it, and his descriptions of taste amount to spicy salty sour sweet good bad.

Strokes actually can impair your sense of smell and taste in a number of different ways. Considering it was recently pointed he might have had an undiagnosed stroke back in 2009, it isn't out of the realm possibility he was dealing with the side effects before his YouTube career.

I would say another factor in his loss of taste is just how much crap he is consuming. Overconsumption of things like sugar especially will dull out your taste buds. I remember dieting once for quite a few weeks and then treating myself to a coke one night. It was one of the sweetest tasting things I have ever had.

 

[Hassa_Bussa]

I watched Jack's first video around 2010 and then almost ten yeras later when I became part of the Farms I found his thread here. Imagine my lack of surprise.


He hasn't even a passion for eating, people with a passion for eating have usually also at least some interest in how the food they eat was made and what kind of ingredients were used. Jack just has a passion for gluttony and junk food, that's about it and he uses his YouTube channel and Tammy's money to exactly do that.
Jack is the epitome of the fat American cliche, he refuses to learn and improve his skills, he just gulps down ungodly amounts of junk food and the only things left to make him a 100% representation of that cliche is gun toting and a F-150.

The only one who had a thread at the Farms whom I genuinely felt sorry for was Terry A. Davis.
Terry has been dealt a bad hand and it was not because of him or his decisions, even at his lowest point in life Terry was still a genuine, friendly human being. Jack instead has had the chance of a lifetime with his channel and could have made a real success out of that channel. if he would have learned and improved his skills and his behavior. Jack didn't do that by his own decision, Terry never had that option, he had to deal with problems out of his control.
TBH, I was really sad when Terry passed. When Jack's day comes I won't give a fuck about in the same way I don't care about fucktards like Lowtax.

I hear you, it still hits me in the feels when I think about Terry's arc and who he fundamentally was as a person. :/.

Jack's arc is just a constant downwards slope.

 

[densedance]

one who is a cook no less

Calling Jack a "cook" is a slap in the face for any hard worker behind or on the line. Regardless if he had a years long apprenticeship behind or got hit skills by working or getting it from the Chef directly. Jack would be the perfect candidate to get Mobbed the shit out of in the kitchen.
I know this industry is toxic as fuck & Corona didn't change it, but at least it turns sometimes on the right people.

 

[Laughingjoke2]

Rob really puts into perspective just how much of an annoying cunt Jack is given that Rob who seems like a genuinely nice guy who even donates his free time to help others decides to lowkey troll Jack.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Calling Jack a "cook" is a slap in the face for any hard worker behind or on the line. Regardless if he had a years long apprenticeship behind or got hit skills by working or getting it from the Chef directly. Jack would be the perfect candidate to get Mobbed the shit out of in the kitchen.
I know this industry is toxic as fuck & Corona didn't change it, but at least it turns sometimes on the right people.

The only thing Jack would work in a restaurant kitchen is the fridge, if you catch my gist.
But tbh, Jack never ever would/could work in such an environment, I mean c'mon the guy started crying when he got mild heat by the Texas Investors reality tv-show, no way such a pathetic manchild/crybaby could take the heat in a restaurant kitchen. He could wash dishes, and even that's doubtful, as he is as lazy as he is fat. With Jack's lack of even the most basic knowledge he would even fail as a burger flipper at Mc D's.

 

[rubytintedchix]

Probably got recalled because of lead or some other ridiculous problem because it’s cheap chinese crap off of Amazon. But I digress.

 

[Fialovy]

The only thing Jack would work in a restaurant kitchen is the fridge, if you catch my gist.
But tbh, Jack never ever would/could work in such an environment, I mean c'mon the guy started crying when he got mild heat by the Texas Investors reality tv-show, no way such a pathetic manchild/crybaby could take the heat in a restaurant kitchen. He could wash dishes, and even that's doubtful, as he is as lazy as he is fat. With Jack's lack of even the most basic knowledge he would even fail as a burger flipper at Mc D's.

Definitely, restaurant work regardless of the restaurant is going to be insanely fast paced, even washing dishes is fast paced and you need to be on top of them, especially if it is busy else the restaurant won't have any dishes, silverware or cooking utensils for the patrons or to make more food. He wouldn't be able to keep up with it. Bakeries are not as fast paced, but you often have to wake up insanely early for your shift so people can have their donuts and whatnot for breakfast and I am not sure how much Jack is an early bird. He doesn't strike me as one.

 

[Hungry Homeless Handjob]

Probably got recalled because of lead or some other ridiculous problem because it’s cheap chinese crap off of Amazon. But I digress.

A search for "octagonal cooking pot" on Aliexpress shows results of a similar pot from renowned cookware purveyors such as "Shop4612006 Store", "Life Worry-Free Store" and "Shop 5370134 Store".

Jack can "no longer find these pans anywhere in the universe" because plenty of Alibaba/Aliexpress vendors put up a seller front, offload as much cheap scrap iron cookware onto brain-damaged Americans as they can within a couple of weeks, shut down the front before they get return/refund requests and move on to the next GenericName#483883 seller profile.

 

[FatJacksFatAssTongue]

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Probably got recalled because of lead or some other ridiculous problem because it’s cheap chinese crap off of Amazon. But I digress.

“… pans that were sent to me”. Here we go again. Yeah, they were sent to you because you ordered them with Tammy’s credit card.

 

[Adamska]

A search for "octagonal cooking pot" on Aliexpress shows results of a similar pot from renowned cookware purveyors such as "Shop4612006 Store", "Life Worry-Free Store" and "Shop 5370134 Store".

Jack can "no longer find these pans anywhere in the universe" because plenty of Alibaba/Aliexpress vendors put up a seller front, offload as much cheap scrap iron cookware onto brain-damaged Americans as they can within a couple of weeks, shut down the front before they get return/refund requests and move on to the next GenericName#483883 seller profile.

You can also find it in this site called "shopee" as the Cate Maker.

I should also state that these things are technically rock pans, since they're supposedly made from Maishan stone. Whatever the fuck that means.

He's gotten so desperate to hide where he buys shit he's relying on chinese sellers running fly by night scams to pretend he gets them. What a fucking loser.

 

[wdymbro]

You're gonna buy them because they're cheap and you can gorge yourself on them? You could have bought them before, Jack.