11/13/2021 "Help Ethan Ralph Fight to See His Son" - Ethan Ralph is using a Christian crowdfunding site to try and raise $10,000 for a paternity test.

[Null]

>haha share count go click click
>HE HACKED ME GATOR

lmao

 

[Bloody bunny]

In other words he's going to ruin this kids life should be ever actually get custody nice one Ralph.

He's Ralph son the damage has been done

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Wait, the text change was hacked?
Fuck they got me this time!

 

[Schlomo Silverscreenblatt]

Just so you guys know, the GSG still says that he almost killed someone running the redlight. So was that not "hacked" in or what?

 

[Arcturus]

I think he was fucked up when he typed it and accidentally told the truth.

 

[Sam Losco]

100% he's false flagging.
However, let's say it is being hacked for the description stuff.... Why on Earth would he want to point out that yet another site he wants his paypiggies to go to to give him money is that easily compromised?
Dumbass Ralph. I guess it's because he's assuming he's already gotten as much as he's going to so might as well use it now to attack us.
Brianna fucking Wu. Except Ralph doesn't have enough cock for the Dr to invert into a neo vagina.

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

100% he's false flagging.
However, let's say it is being hacked for the description stuff.... Why on Earth would he want to point out that yet another site he wants his paypiggies to go to to give him money is that easily compromised?
Dumbass Ralph. I guess it's because he's assuming he's already gotten as much as he's going to so might as well use it now to attack us.
Brianna fucking Wu. Except Ralph doesn't have enough cock for the Dr to invert into a neo vagina.

Ralph is trying to invest morons in a WWF type narrative, where it’s war between Ralph’s “fans” and his arch-enemies. Us vs them. Unfortunately Ralph doesn’t realize that he will alienate most of his retarded fans eventually with this shit because he’s such a thin skinned whiny bitch who gets upset about everything.

 

[Jack Awful]

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I like that he's trying to convince us that his illegal traffic violation that almost killed multiple people is somehow better than the way its being portrayed.

 

[Lame Entropy]

$600 after 4 days? Ethan has to push his paypiggies more before he gets shut down. $600 is nowhere near enough for a decent guntmobile, much less a lawyer.

 

[MediocreMilt]

It's still there. Does he not have control of his ChristFundMe? Why has he not changed it back?

 

[MirnaMinkoff]

It's still there. Does he not have control of his ChristFundMe? Why has he not changed it back?

To show paypigs he’s being attacked and they must come to his defense by giving him mo money. It’s his narrative, show your loyalty and support to Ralphamale in his epic battle. He’s got the brain of a redneck amoeba, so almost everything he does is just imitates a WWF plot.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

Faith's definitely the better driver here, Ralph showed us himself on the 11th of August.

Someone please refresh my memory. What happened?

 

[Mr E. Grifter]

Someone please refresh my memory. What happened?

Ralph's contribution to coitus with Faith was to layback and allow her to do all the work...

Oh and to sniff her shit off of his thumb.

 

[Don'tAnalizeMeBro!]

100% he's false flagging.

So Ralph is Juicy Smolliet.

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Here's the problem:

Even if Ralph did not run a red light, he still did not have the green arrow (n. the DC superhero), I'm assuming he had a yellow blinking light that means "hey, let the people in the oncoming lane have the right of way; you can turn when there's a LOT of space between them or there's no more coming" but in any case Ralph is the driver who was ticketed, therefore I believe Ralph is the driver at fault in the eyes of insurance and any other court proceedings, like if the person(s) who had to go to the hospital decide to sue.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Ralph if someone is breaking the law you should call the police. The cyber police.

 

[Insanely Retarded]

I'm 100% sure he wrote the text himself.
Either it was a freudian slip when he wanted to paint himself as a poor victim that almost died in a car crash, or he was so intoxicated he didn't realize what he wrote.
Either way, why would someone who hacked him write the rest of that "feel sorry for poor Ralph story" instead of something funny?
This come after what he had written was pointed out in the car wreck thread and someone suggested it could have been someone fucking with him, so as always, Ralph lifted the idea from KF.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

If anyone here hacked it I would fully expect the banner to be him in the kid diddler hat

 

[Barbarus]

KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS
KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS
KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS
You just can't catch a break from that Internet boogeyman Ralph. You'll never scalp that win Ralph from the hacker known as kiwifarms
KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS
KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS
KIWIFARMS ALWAYS WINS

 

[Buck Breaker of BUcha]

100% he's false flagging.
However, let's say it is being hacked for the description stuff.... Why on Earth would he want to point out that yet another site he wants his paypiggies to go to to give him money is that easily compromised?.

Memphis Micro seems to unironically think there's a wide conspiracy against him with kiwis, or more specifically Null, leading the charge (see his recent accusation that Null is scheming with some neo-nazi to fuck with him). That or he's trying to sell himself as some sort of fat and gay martyr to his paypigs. Who the hell really knows, only one thing is certain: all the pills and booze have done a number to his grey matter.

 

[Maude Snew]

Oh no he was hacked you guys probably by the same Iranians that got Kero. They should team up together and maybe get O.J. on board too to find the real culprit.