Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[NoReturn]

Would it be better if any future photos she posts of him be cropped/covered before being posted here? I'm not asking for mod interference or anything, but he's innocent and rightfully wants nothing to do with her.

I figure we might as well stick a sticker over him or scribble it out. It takes an extra 30 seconds but I feel bad for those kids.

 

[Snack Cracker]

One step forward, one step back.

Food for thought: Mess' disregard for Rylee's privacy has always been a hot topic here, and she's clearly not going to stop milking the attention-whoring "super waddle supermawm" cow anytime soon (or unless he gets out of dodge and doesn't look back ). Would it be better if any future photos she posts of him be cropped/covered before being posted here? I'm not asking for mod interference or anything, but he's innocent and rightfully wants nothing to do with her.

FTR I like the idea of censoring his pictures since his whore mother won’t do it and honor his boundaries and he is a minor.
But I’m also an evil kiwi terrorist so what do I know?

 

[Owlflaps]

Jumpin Jehosephat!
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She also posted a picture of Rylee and Bowie with a black heart over the former's face but I'm not going to repost that one. Just know it exists and that she's doing the "I'm not posting you!" thing to her eldest again.

It's probably all the cheap tat she got from Flabletics. Stop me if I'm wrong here, but I'm going to hazard a guess that Tess never learned the term "Waste not, want not?"

What a materialistic, shallow cunt.

 

[Angry New Ager]

One step forward, one step back.

Food for thought: Mess' disregard for Rylee's privacy has always been a hot topic here, and she's clearly not going to stop milking the attention-whoring "super waddle supermawm" cow anytime soon (or unless he gets out of dodge and doesn't look back ). Would it be better if any future photos she posts of him be cropped/covered before being posted here? I'm not asking for mod interference or anything, but he's innocent and rightfully wants nothing to do with her.

TBH, I'd be all for censoring pics of any cow's kids (not just Rylee, but Bowie, Kelly Lenza's poor girls, etc.). Unfortunately, that might be hard to do with videos (though maybe there are filters I, as an Old who doesn't even take selfies, don't yet know about).

 

[𝕺𝖑' 𝕯𝖎𝖗𝖙𝖞 𝕱𝖆𝖙𝖘𝖔]

I guess Louboutin needs to hire a team of structural engineers to design footwear for this disgusting fatbody.

And I am really trying hard not to imagine the stench.

I'm going to design the world's first welded steel soles to capture the growing deathfat market

 

[Johnl260589]

That’s just all the clothing that doesn’t fit anymore.

 

[What's_The_Frequency?]

can you imaging the smell emanating from that pile of unwashed flabletics extracted from her ass crack

 

[MiniMuffin]

I'm going to design the world's first welded steel soles to capture the growing deathfat market

Back in the old days some people used to wear iron-soled shoes. They were heavy and probably not very comfortable but I should think they would last longer than wooden or leather soles, and shoes were expensive.

I wonder if orthopedic shoes could help Tess’s toespread issue. Of course, she’d have to actually wear them.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Jumpin Jehosephat!
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She also posted a picture of Rylee and Bowie with a black heart over the former's face but I'm not going to repost that one. Just know it exists and that she's doing the "I'm not posting you!" thing to her eldest again.

This should be worrying, should it not?
I mean, I’ve never lived in a house, and I think living in one makes it easy to forget how much unused stuff you have, but, doesn’t it look worrisome? That amount of bags?
First I thought they’re reorganising clothes — pants go in this bag, tops here, — so all of her clothes are packed. But then she states those are supposed to go.

For me it looks insanely.

 

[My cravat doesn't flutter]

Jumpin Jehosephat!
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Had to do a double take. Thought someone had smeared shit on the floor. Nope. It's a rug.

 

[Littleblackchyld]

With all of that clothing being removed, I wonder if it possible that she has to downsize to another apartment soon because she and/or her feeder won't pay for the current place much longer.

 

[multiverse]

With all of that clothing being removed, I wonder if it possible that she has to downsize to another apartment soon because she and/or her feeder won't pay for the current place much longer.

Back to being a single mawm in a one bedroom apartment, right where she started with Rylee in tow? I wouldn't be terribly surprised.

And here it is! I knew she'd never part with her stuff without attempting to shake down her dwindling fan base.


She is enormous. And is that all condiments behind her?

 

[taintmisbehavin]

Was she hoarding clothes?

I’m going to guess Tess is one of those people that buys a bunch of clothing as an incentive to lose weight and, well…

Back to being a single mawm in a one bedroom apartment, right where she started with Rylee in tow? I wouldn't be terribly surprised.

And here it is! I knew she'd never part with her stuff without attempting to shake down her dwindling fan base.
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She is enormous. And is that all condiments behind her?
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Choose among never worn articles and stretched out pieces smeared with frosting. All tacky and cheap (even the designer ones.) Prices as low as Tess’s shame level.

 

[Crepidodera fulvicornis]

Why do you use that photo, Tess?
This is old photo, Tess.

 

[Pina Colada]

She is enormous. And is that all condiments behind her?
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I think that's just a minibar with liquor. 10/10 parenting keeping it in reach of your kid, Mess.

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

So she's basically selling (trying to) all the shit that didn't go through Debop?

She probably gets free shit all the time, she does have a large following on Insta. Some smaller brand sends her free clothes in hopes of free exposure, but the nothing fits her, because fat.

 

[Water-T]

Oh wow! I get the honor of buying old, stretched out tents infested with yeast and stale cake frosting! SIGN ME UP, FAM!

 

[NoReturn]

Look how red she gets, Jesus Christ.

 

[Cripple]

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Look how red she gets, Jesus Christ.

OMG is TikTok seriously marking all deathfat videos as "adverse health effects?!" The fall-out is going to be even greater than Only Fans banning porn.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Let's see, a deathfat "working out"? You can totally hurt yourself if you're massive and don't know what you're doing. A deathfat lumbering around a small living creature? Someone Tess's size can cause injury if they fall on them. A deathfat stuffing their face? self-explanatory.

I see no problem here. 10/10 one of the few things TikTok has ever done right. It's also fucking funny.